Noah 🪻
@noahbogart.com
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he/him - cis - straight - white father of 3 unitarian universalist & member of DSA i love #clojure living in the shadow of grief friend of eggbug profile pic commissioned from https://www.patreon.com/icelevel NoahTheDuke elsewhere
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I'm Noah. I am not a good poster. I've got a wife and two kids and a house in the suburbs. I like #metal & #pop & the #bengals.

I build:
* Splint (github.com/noahtheduke/...), a #clojure linter focused on style and code shape.
* Lazytest (github.com/noahtheduke/...), a Clojure #bdd test framework.
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interesting.............. i'll have to try that out
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Oh that's cool. It's not quite what I'm looking for, but it's close. (the `to_string` example contains the issue i'm trying to avoid.)

I'm thinking closer to dynamic dispatch functions where you dispatch on the first argument, and can define a type's method impl without modifying the base function.
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#ocaml folks, how do you solve the Expression Problem? aka you have a bunch of types and you want to write a new function that operates on those types while allowing the function to be extended as you add new types without modifying the existing function.
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unormal.bsky.social
honestly out of the last 30 years I'd say vBulletin is the best internet comms format
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i just ate this combo for the first time and i feel like i could fight god
jesawyer.bsky.social
how it feels to eat palak paneer and a mango lassi after 20 hours of traveling and 9 hours of sleeping
Connor MacLeod quickening in the original Highlander
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swing through, i'll even let my kids take a whack or two
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thanks for the posts, good luck and i hope you get some rest
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i accidentally made it my whole personality in college lol
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it's a treat and a half but specifically john c reilly plays such a doofus, one of his greatest roles.
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magnolia really set the tone
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joanna newsom

Your eyes are green, your hair is gold
Your hair is black, your eyes are blue
I closed the ranks, and I doubled back
But you know I hated to close the doggone door on you
rebelmusicteach.bsky.social
I also need to know: I am fairly middle-of-the-road on Taylor Swift but someone I know called her the Greatest Living Lyricist. She is not.

Who is yours? Either the greatest or your favorite?
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that ruling sucks
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i came downstairs after getting the kids to sleep last night and found my wife's sherbet bowl empty. i used it to get some ice cream for myself, but thought it tasted funny.

i realized that she didn't have sherbet, she had a second helping of potato and ham soup.
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the entertainment is free, but at what cost
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madvillainy..................
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they shouldn't have cloned twitter (but worse) as the primary demonstration of the tech if they wanted that. the fundamental design of 1) twitter and 2) bluesky (and arguably atproto) create incentives for bad behavior, such as dunking and engagement farming.
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lions getting two touchbacks on the bengals is truly the best way our season could have gone. the bengals are washed. won't see another post season game in my lifetime
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It's wild people were over here talking shit about Cohost... lmao
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seems like something @mmasnick.bsky.social and @techdirt.com would cover (tho they've been tracking slightly bigger issues recently)
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i could but where's the fun in that
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in case the original is deleted again
Post from hausofdecline.bsky.social: "The CEO of Bluesky is craven and evil. The only people that build these platforms are infected with the self-reproducing moral rot of capitalism. They have no sense of duty or stewardship. They see their monetary reward as a cleansing justification for their actions."
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whomst among us
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inside george lucas there are two wolves: one hates US imperialism, and the other loves american midcentury WW2 movies.
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like, were the creators of star wars racist in creating that? maybe, I mean George Lucas was involved so there's a 90% chance really. does that carry within the context of the show? lol no it's used by a pretty diverse group of humans against a number of really stupid genocidal machines