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Noah 🪻
@noahbogart.com
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he/him - cis - straight - white
father of 3
unitarian universalist & member of DSA

i love #clojure

living in the shadow of grief
friend of eggbug

profile pic commissioned from https://www.patreon.com/icelevel

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3 years ago on cohost, @katbamkapow.bsky.social posted a beautiful handdrawn image of her mother's christmas cookie recipe. i made them on a lark, and was so enraptured that i've made them every year since.

this year i used the big scoop and my god...
8 oversized golden brown oatmeal & chocolate chip & cranberry cookies on a baking sheet after cooking the top of a single oversized golden brown oatmeal & chocolate chip & cranberry cookie in my hand the bottom of a single oversized golden brown oatmeal & chocolate chip & cranberry cookie in my hand
December 20, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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my crowning achievement. (rip in pepperonis cohost, you were like a website to me.)

my love and adoration to @nataliewatson.bsky.social @manongage.bsky.social @mrsambarlow.bsky.social and everyone else in @halfmermaid.co
an iconic moment of IMMORTALITY. marissa marcel smiling, looking directly at the camera, in between two masks on sticks. the masks have been covered with eggbug, the mascot of the defunct website cohost
December 20, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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i have to talk more about this, i love it so.

mild spoilers, but please watch 30 seconds: youtu.be/tpRRhOFFoSM?...

you can see how, as jemma moves along the path, it shows the world from her perspective, zooming in on details and foliage, creating a sense of the vast world around her. ughghghhghg
a screenshot of the linked video, showing the video game arranger. there's a white path along a grid, with art of foliage along the path. beyond the foliage are big zoomed-in images of the character looking shocked and a squirrel holding a nut, and behind everything is dappled leaves and sunlight.
December 19, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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"That's the Neat Part, You Don't, also known as So When Do I Start Having Fun? and That's the Neat Thing, refers to a two-panel meme format from the 2021 animated series Invincible in which the character Omni-Man presents an unfortunate detail about a certain something as a "neat part" to a fact or truth. Originating from a viral Reddit post, the format gained popularity online in late June 2021 as an exploitable image macro and object-labeling meme."
December 9, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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/4 here's my top 25 artists, by play time (length of each track * total number of scrobbles, summed per artist). i chose 25 to include my boy raffi.
screenshot of my editor with the dracula theme. each line has the index in the list, the artist, the total scrobbles, and the sum of all listens 01 | Between the Buried and Me | 258 | 26:36:21 02 | King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard | 183 | 17:46:48 03 | SAJA BOYS | 329 | 16:44:27 04 | Warbringer | 192 | 14:34:41 05 | Oranssi Pazuzu | 138 | 14:06:13 06 | Dark Tranquillity | 196 | 13:40:48 07 | Spectral Wound | 145 | 12:46:06 08 | Enforced | 238 | 12:35:26 09 | Taylor Swift | 268 | 10:57:02 10 | Charli xcx | 244 | 10:36:42 11 | Ripped To Shreds | 147 | 10:06:17 12 | Lich King | 139 | 10:03:07 13 | Banda El Recodo De Don Cruz Lizárraga | 195 | 9:43:42 14 | Cody Matthew Johnson | 194 | 9:32:58 15 | Elder | 57 | 9:25:53 16 | Bismarck | 94 | 9:14:20 17 | Immortal Bird | 123 | 9:04:01 18 | Messa | 91 | 8:51:55 19 | Max LL | 255 | 8:17:45 20 | Dödsrit | 66 | 8:06:23 21 | Phrenelith | 114 | 8:01:31 22 | Raffi | 178 | 7:42:33 23 | Oxygen Destroyer | 124 | 7:42:31 24 | Dua Lipa | 138 | 7:36:27 25 | I AM THE INTIMIDATOR | 89 | 7:34:42
December 3, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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/3 here's my top 20 individual songs, by play time (length of each track * total number of scrobbles). danny's song is on here cuz i listen to it when i sing it to my kids at bedtime many nights (can't remember all 4 verses otherwise).
screenshot of my editor with the dracula theme. each line has the index in the list, the artist, the song title, the total scrobbles, and the sum of all listens 01 | SAJA BOYS | Your Idol | 54 | 2:52:22 02 | Loggins & Messina | Danny's Song | 37 | 2:38:17 03 | Bismarck | Ocean Dweller | 17 | 2:36:45 04 | SAJA BOYS | What It Sounds Like | 37 | 2:34:19 05 | Between the Buried and Me | Slow Paranoia | 13 | 2:29:04 06 | Oranssi Pazuzu | Ikikäärme | 15 | 2:27:15 07 | Cody Matthew Johnson | Kessel Sabacc | 40 | 2:26:00 08 | Between the Buried and Me | Psychomanteum | 13 | 2:25:36 09 | Bongripper | Nothing | 7 | 2:24:36 10 | Spectral Wound | Less And Less Human, O Savage Spirit | 21 | 2:23:30 11 | Spectral Wound | Fevers And Suffering | 22 | 2:18:36 12 | Warbringer | Cage of Air | 20 | 2:16:20 13 | Warbringer | Neuromancer | 25 | 2:16:15 14 | Spectral Wound | Twelve Moons In Hell | 20 | 2:15:20 15 | SAJA BOYS | Free | 43 | 2:14:42 16 | Warbringer | The Last of My Kind | 22 | 2:12:22 17 | Warbringer | The Sword and the Cross | 21 | 2:08:27 18 | Dödsrit | Irjala | 12 | 2:07:27 19 | Between the Buried and Me | Absent Thereafter | 12 | 2:05:36 20 | SAJA BOYS | Takedown | 40 | 2:01:20
December 3, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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2/ here's my top 20 albums for the year, by play time (length of each track * total number of scrobbles for that track, summed for each album)
screenshot of my editor with the dracula theme. each line has the index in the list, the artist, the album title, the total scrobbles, and the sum of all listens 01 | SAJA BOYS | KPop Demon Hunters (Soundtrack from the Netflix Film) | 329 | 16:44:27 02 | Between the Buried and Me | The Blue Nowhere | 123 | 14:49:55 03 | Warbringer | Wrath And Ruin | 192 | 14:34:41 04 | Spectral Wound | Songs Of Blood And Mire | 145 | 12:46:06 05 | Dark Tranquillity | Endtime Signals | 158 | 11:01:56 06 | Oranssi Pazuzu | Muuntautuja | 112 | 10:10:02 07 | Ripped To Shreds | Sanshi | 147 | 10:06:17 08 | Banda El Recodo De Don Cruz Lizárraga | Te Presumo | 195 | 9:43:42 09 | Cody Matthew Johnson | Songs from the Underworld (Original Music from Star Wars Outlaws) | 194 | 9:32:58 10 | Bismarck | Vourukasha | 94 | 9:14:20 11 | Immortal Bird | Sin Querencia | 122 | 8:59:15 12 | Messa | The Spin | 91 | 8:51:55 13 | Max LL | Spiritfarer (Farewell Edition) | 255 | 8:17:45 14 | Dödsrit | Nocturnal Will | 66 | 8:06:23 15 | Phrenelith | Ashen Womb | 114 | 8:01:31 16 | Taylor Swift | Lover | 138 | 7:57:59 17 | Charli xcx | SUCKER | 177 | 7:49:23 18 | Oxygen Destroyer | Guardian of the Universe | 124 | 7:42:31 19 | I AM THE INTIMIDATOR | I AM THE INTIMIDATOR | 89 | 7:34:42 20 | Trigg & Gusset | Blue Prince - The Original Soundtrack | 113 | 6:59:02
December 3, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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this is the lead dev of a tool i really like. why do people hate creating things.
github screenshot with profile picture and username blocked out, from "8 hours ago". text says "Yeah, all the tests generated with AI, feel free to delete these."
November 25, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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how many do you think i can finish before the end of the year?
screenshot of "backloggd: playing", says 14 games. the games: viewfinder, phantom brigade, cocoon, is this seat taken?, star of providence, cosmic expreess, prey (2017), khimera puzzle island, blobun, citizen sleeper, steamworld heist, gris, inscryption, floppy knights
November 24, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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man's not rich enough for a custom hat, but you think he's invited to the island?
tweet from user "Supper Mario Broth @MarioBrothBlog" that says "An extremely detailed 2018 Waluigi render shows that the "Γ" emblem on his hat is a sticker, as a corner is peeling off. This suggests that unlike Mario, Luigi and Wario, who have tailored caps, Waluigi was only able to afford a cap with a blank emblem that he customized himself." attached to the tweet are 3 photos, each zooming in further on waluigi's hat. first is full body, second is half his face and the hat, third is just the corner of the inverted L on his hat, showing a corner is unstuck and folded down a little.
October 12, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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in case the original is deleted again
Post from hausofdecline.bsky.social: "The CEO of Bluesky is craven and evil. The only people that build these platforms are infected with the self-reproducing moral rot of capitalism. They have no sense of duty or stewardship. They see their monetary reward as a cleansing justification for their actions."
October 5, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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nah, it's a valid romanization
a sheet music book on a piano. the book has text "Schirmer's library of musical classics" and "rachmaninoff complete preludes for piano, op. 3, 23, 32"
October 5, 2025 at 11:12 AM
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thank god i'm a certified human
certificate that says "Certificate: verified human. this certificate is presented to noah bogart for proof of humanhood. they are made of flesh and blood. they smile, they grieve, they dance. they are NOT a robot. 9/23/2025 date, neal.fun certified by"
September 23, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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it's joever
September 21, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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a screenshot of the referenced chocolate bar in its wrapper
September 21, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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here's a forum feature i love: lobste.rs (along with cohost.org, rip in pepperonis) decentivizes deep threads by making it impossible to read once it's reached a certain depth. you can't yell forever, at some point you gotta call it quits and just walk away.
a screenshot of my browser looking at a random thread on the website lobste.rs, showing many vertical lines for nested thread with a single column of words smooshed against the right side. in some cases, words are cut in half: "somethin/g", "proje/ct"
September 21, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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screenshot of twitter post from "ben schroder" @kyotocosmology that says "i love when a sub-100hr exp releases & every review is like "A Short, But Enjoyable, but Brief, Experience - this short game, though fleeting, packs a punch in its limited runtime. Though slighter than you might expect, you'll remember it after it's over, which is very quickly."
September 16, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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i do love myself
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September 14, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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inpso
a woman with blond hair looking away from the camera on the left, a lebanese woman with black hair in bun on top of her head, wearing a white patterned button-down t shirt on the right. two women sittin on a couch looking at each other. on the left, a lebanese woman with black hair in bun on top of her head, wearing a white turtleneck, gold chain around her neck. on the right, a brunette white woman with blonde highlights in a grey patterned bodysuit. two women sitting on a couch looking at each other. on the left, a lebanese woman with black hair in bun on top of her head, wearing a textured green and white t-shirt and a black beaded necklace. on the right, a white woman with long red hair, wearing a white blouse over a green shirt. two women sitting on a couch, both looking off frame to the right. on the left, a lebanese woman with black hair in bun on top of her head, wearing a black velvet suit over a sheer black shirt with white beeds. on the right, a white woman with blonde highlights wearing a black evening gown and large pearl necklace.
September 10, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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there are dozens of us!
screenshot of signal chat, other person replied to the image of the OP's post and says "that's so me. i spent $40 on a cd for redacted the other day and then 20 hours later someone uploaded it"
September 2, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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i love baseball
view of a baseball field from the stands
September 1, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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i love @remapradio.bsky.social. at this point in the episode, rob said, "should we talk about some games?"
screenshot of ios music player, showing Remap Radio episode 106, 2 hours and 15 minutes in with 1 hour and 15 minutes remaining
September 1, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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did this already ship? it's how my icon looks
screenshot of the post showing the same share icon
August 26, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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it's really subtle lol
keyboard and some messages in signal. the top of the keyboard is faintly blue indicating the blur effect
August 20, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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spongebob meme of him yelling, eyes bloodshot and bulging out of his spongey body. top text says "I FUCKING LOVE JOINING DISCORD SERVERS", bottom text says "I WANT TO FUCKING JOIN EVERY DISCORD SERVER"
August 20, 2025 at 2:29 PM