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Noahconstrictor
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Bears, NFL, MTG, sports, metal, and whatever other nonsense I feel like posting
There's a big difference between playing a bowl game as a team that didn't have a shot at a playoff berth, and having to go play to eat a giant pop-tart as a team that should've been in the playoffs. Very stupid indeed.
December 7, 2025 at 9:15 PM
what do they even have to play for? go out and get injured in a meaningless game? bowls mean nothing now, this is going to be much more normal for teams that are the last one out of the playoffs.
December 7, 2025 at 9:06 PM
every time I've tried Snoop's brands of alcohol they've all sucked, it should just be sponsored by whatever strain of weed Snoop is smoking on that week, winners get to share a massive blunt with Snoop post game like the Pop-Tarts bowl
December 7, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Barstool Sports sponsoring a bowl game in Arizona does feel thematically correct though
December 7, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Seth Meyers bowl incoming?
December 7, 2025 at 7:52 PM
This implies the idea that just a random person can have their own bowl game, and now I'm trying to think of who would be the funniest option.
December 7, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I'm sorry, the WHAT Bowl?
December 7, 2025 at 7:46 PM
in the laundry list of insanely mediocre modern pop songs that are just new vocals over an already existing good song's instrumentals, it's somehow the worst of the bunch, and it sucks, because she has so much other good music
December 7, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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December 7, 2025 at 4:12 AM