Noahconstrictor
@noahconstrictor.bsky.social
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Bears, NFL, MTG, sports, metal, and whatever other nonsense I feel like posting
Bears, NFL, MTG, sports, metal, and whatever other nonsense I feel like posting
Jaylon Johnson needs to get his fucking shit together
December 7, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Jaylon Johnson needs to get his fucking shit together
Massive challenge by the Bears and FOX goes "cool, we'll see what it looks like on replay" and then immediately cuts to commercial. NFL coverage is fucking terrible.
December 7, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Massive challenge by the Bears and FOX goes "cool, we'll see what it looks like on replay" and then immediately cuts to commercial. NFL coverage is fucking terrible.
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Sorry, forgot the whole name: 2025 Snoop Dogg Arizona Bowl presented by Gin & Juice
I'm sorry, the WHAT Bowl?
December 7, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Sorry, forgot the whole name: 2025 Snoop Dogg Arizona Bowl presented by Gin & Juice
i hate this so much
Colts QB Daniel Jones has been ruled out with an Achilles injury. Just awful.
Colts QB Daniel Jones hobbled off the field with a lower leg injury, a non-contact one. Jones is dealing with a fractured fibula, but this is the other leg. Riley Leonard is the backup.
December 7, 2025 at 6:54 PM
i hate this so much
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I stole this from the Sickos Committee discord. But it's so accurate.
December 7, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I stole this from the Sickos Committee discord. But it's so accurate.
my redzone stream just summoned fucking DEMONS what the fuck was that
December 7, 2025 at 6:11 PM
my redzone stream just summoned fucking DEMONS what the fuck was that
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NEGATIVE THREE RUSHING YARDS
The committee clearly understood what America wanted, and that was more of Ty Simpson averaging 3.2 yards a reception in the second half of a blowout loss
December 7, 2025 at 5:39 PM
NEGATIVE THREE RUSHING YARDS
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Indiana was the worst team in college football for 150 years and then they let you start paying players and they immediately became No. 1 and the only conclusion one can draw is they were the only ones who didn’t realize you could pay players under the table for the first 150 years.
December 7, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Indiana was the worst team in college football for 150 years and then they let you start paying players and they immediately became No. 1 and the only conclusion one can draw is they were the only ones who didn’t realize you could pay players under the table for the first 150 years.
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Indiana had literally never beaten Ohio State in my life.
Anything is possible.
Anything is possible.
December 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Indiana had literally never beaten Ohio State in my life.
Anything is possible.
Anything is possible.
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The IU Class of 2026 is having the time of their *lives*!
December 7, 2025 at 4:28 AM
The IU Class of 2026 is having the time of their *lives*!
I truly don't have words, this is one of the most insane football games I've ever watched. IU just beat Ohio State and will be #1 in college football.
December 7, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I truly don't have words, this is one of the most insane football games I've ever watched. IU just beat Ohio State and will be #1 in college football.
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My favorite thing about Curt Cignetti is he looks like a man who loves to spend an hour combing through a musty hardware store only to leave with nothing but a box of nails and gum that's been stocked next to the register since 2007.
December 7, 2025 at 4:22 AM
My favorite thing about Curt Cignetti is he looks like a man who loves to spend an hour combing through a musty hardware store only to leave with nothing but a box of nails and gum that's been stocked next to the register since 2007.
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The INDIANA FOOTBALL HOOSIERS have won the Big Ten for the first time in 58 years.
With their first win over Ohio State in 37 years.
13-0. The No. 1 team in the country. Absolutely unbelievable.
With their first win over Ohio State in 37 years.
13-0. The No. 1 team in the country. Absolutely unbelievable.
December 7, 2025 at 4:25 AM
The INDIANA FOOTBALL HOOSIERS have won the Big Ten for the first time in 58 years.
With their first win over Ohio State in 37 years.
13-0. The No. 1 team in the country. Absolutely unbelievable.
With their first win over Ohio State in 37 years.
13-0. The No. 1 team in the country. Absolutely unbelievable.
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I kind of fucking hate this Facebook ad. Just "hey, go stalk your boss to figure out the best holiday gift for them so you can be a good employee" as a concept for an ad is utterly insane.
December 7, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I kind of fucking hate this Facebook ad. Just "hey, go stalk your boss to figure out the best holiday gift for them so you can be a good employee" as a concept for an ad is utterly insane.
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Fielding misses a 27 yd FG for Ohio State and the kids are not OK
December 7, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Fielding misses a 27 yd FG for Ohio State and the kids are not OK
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We don't get shanks like that in moments like that anymore. THANK YOU BUCKEYES
December 7, 2025 at 4:04 AM
We don't get shanks like that in moments like that anymore. THANK YOU BUCKEYES
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A HUGE review overturns a 4th down conversion and we missed it in commercial.
December 7, 2025 at 3:38 AM
A HUGE review overturns a 4th down conversion and we missed it in commercial.
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cig I trust you but this is a weird time to call a timeout
December 7, 2025 at 3:13 AM
cig I trust you but this is a weird time to call a timeout
thank fucking christ he's back in
December 7, 2025 at 1:23 AM
thank fucking christ he's back in
well that's not very good at all for IU
December 7, 2025 at 1:21 AM
well that's not very good at all for IU
Hot take: maybe shouldn't be celebrating giving another guy a severe concussion? Even if it is a legal hit.
December 2, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Hot take: maybe shouldn't be celebrating giving another guy a severe concussion? Even if it is a legal hit.