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🎃 Noah, Slop Eater 🎃 @noahresponse.bsky.social · Aug 12

I’m always thinking about this passage from the Duskmourn story, where Kaito finds pause by his observations about Zimone.

Zimone here is relatable to how I feel as a newer player in Magic spaces, particularly online and especially when people talk about Magic burnout or Set Fatigue. (1/3)

https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/magic-story/episode-one-dont-go-past-the-old-dark-house

"We'll have to wait for my companions. They're traveling via Omenpath."
Zimone looked at him politely, clearly not understanding why that was a problem, and Kaito realized she lacked the certain haunted cast to her eyes that he associated with former Planeswalkers. For her, the advent of the Omenpaths had been the beginning of a bright new era, not the ending of a beloved older one.
Together, they turned to watch the square.

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🎃 Noah, Slop Eater 🎃 @noahresponse.bsky.social · 1h

This did psychic damage to me

🎃 Noah, Slop Eater 🎃 @noahresponse.bsky.social · 2h

Reading the PW guide got me really excited for the Boggarts?

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Henn, known robot kisser @iwriterobots.com · 9h

Still thinking about Capenna's Humors-Based-HRT

A screenshot of text from the Magic the Gathering story "No Tells" by Isaac Gellman. It reads:
"I don't get it, Yuma," said Elnor. She was cool for a woman with thunder pointed at her; I could smell the power, like the smell of rain coming to the desert. "Weren't we good to you? Didn't we accept you when nobody else did? Didn't we hook you up with the best body-man in the city to change your humors, to make you a fella?"

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🎃 Noah, Slop Eater 🎃 @noahresponse.bsky.social · 3h

The scry 2 was definitively a winning factor in my choice to build him. The built in card advantage is so nice.

What really supports it though is the tokens having vigilance. I underestimated that I’m getting to scry basically every turn while still keeping my defenses up.

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🎃 Noah, Slop Eater 🎃 @noahresponse.bsky.social · 4h

Talrand is sick! I considered putting him in this list for that reason, but decided that it took away from the birds 😂

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🎃 Noah, Slop Eater 🎃 @noahresponse.bsky.social · 4h

I’ve gotten to play my Hermes deck a couple times now and I’m excited to polish it up more! I definitely like blue more now than when I initially started trying it.

The birds really help I think

#birdnerd 🤭🩵

The Magic the Gathering card Hermes, Overseer of Elpis in a pink sleeve in front of two cardinal bird creature tokens that say “sky nuisance” made by Nerd Gear

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🎃 Noah, Slop Eater 🎃 @noahresponse.bsky.social · 6h

Hmmm thinking about how many of the teams in Aetherdrift were displaced people looking for a solution to find home in a universe cracked apart

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ThatTCGGuy @thattcgguy.bsky.social · 2d

So I've never done anything like this cause I hate asking for help or money but my Pup Dalton needs Surgery on a tear on his knee... its something we need to get done sooner than later... so I set up a go fund me to help a little if possible.

A share helps too thank you all!

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Donate to Help Dalton With Knee Surgery, organized by Corey Nash

We just found out that our pup Dalton recently tore a ligament in his knee and needs a pretty… Corey Nash needs your support for Help Dalton With Knee Surgery

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🎃 Noah, Slop Eater 🎃 @noahresponse.bsky.social · 6h

😲

Get Jace infront of anti-women’s healthcare folks right NOW I have an

The Magic card Unstoppable Plan showing Jace mind controlling a lot of characters from Aetherdrift

🎃 Noah, Slop Eater 🎃 @noahresponse.bsky.social · 1d

Have fun!!

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Shivam Bhatt @shivambhatt.bsky.social · 1d

This week on Casual Magic, I'm joined by the lovely and talented @commandzoe.bsky.social to discuss developing good supportive communities and playgroups, as well as showing grace in your losses. It's kind of a heavy one! www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSMo...

Vibes, Personal Growth & Gracious Defeats with @CommandZoe | Casual Magic Ep. 297

YouTube video by Casual Magic with Shivam Bhatt

www.youtube.com

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priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 2d

have been desperately looking for this old erotic Spanish comic I stumbled on almost 10 years ago called "El secreto de Frankenstein" and I'm so happy to report I finally found it

black & white comic panel depicting a sexy, thicc Frankenstein's monster disrobing in 3 different poses - pulling his shirt of his shoulder, seen at an angle; from the front, shirtless, beginning to take his pants off; then almost totally nude as seen from behind. the words at the top read "Strip-tease de Frankenstein..."

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k0ppk0pp : Your Friendly, MtG Community Spider-Man @k0ppk0pp.bsky.social · 1d

Spider-Man Secret Lair opening ✉️ ya’ll know I had to and I did NOT expect that bonus card but OKAYYYYYY. Can’t wait to slot these into my Peter Parker deck. ❤️💙 #mtgxspiderman #secretlair

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🎃 Noah, Slop Eater 🎃 @noahresponse.bsky.social · 1d

gotta be the bird

🎃 Noah, Slop Eater 🎃 @noahresponse.bsky.social · 2d

You can leave the bean life but the bean life doesn’t leave you

🎃 Noah, Slop Eater 🎃 @noahresponse.bsky.social · 2d

I’ve gotten into the habit of ordering iced drinks on first time visits just to see if like the espresso taste lol. Good steamed milk can’t fix bad beans

🎃 Noah, Slop Eater 🎃 @noahresponse.bsky.social · 2d

LMFAOOO

boba calories don’t count I don’t make the rules

🎃 Noah, Slop Eater 🎃 @noahresponse.bsky.social · 2d

this is unfortunately accurate 🥲

everyone always talks about spilt milk but never scorched milk

🎃 Noah, Slop Eater 🎃 @noahresponse.bsky.social · 2d

Something they don’t tell you about becoming a barista is that it becomes hard to not judge drinks at other shops

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Benji 🤸‍♂️➡️ MC Atlanta @benjithebrewer.bsky.social · 2d

Full disclosure:

I made this cuz its funny. Not to have discourse about UB vs UW.

Miss me with your haterade!

But like, laugh at my funny. 👉👈

A guy in a shirt. The shirt says:

It makes me mad when wizards of the coast is trying out new universes within and some of you don't take them seriously enough and then wizards of the coast takes them away

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🎃 Noah, Slop Eater 🎃 @noahresponse.bsky.social · 2d

Oh no!!! Feel better!!!

🎃 Noah, Slop Eater 🎃 @noahresponse.bsky.social · 3d

Best I can do is Grandma’s brand

🎃 Noah, Slop Eater 🎃 @noahresponse.bsky.social · 3d

you got it girl (absolutely not shocked by this request)

🎃 Noah, Slop Eater 🎃 @noahresponse.bsky.social · 3d

I’m gonna go get a soda and a treat before the game, y’all want anything?

Command Zoe @commandzoe.bsky.social · 3d

Tonight at 9p est come by and hang out as we chill with some post-magiccon casual edh.

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@noahresponse.bsky.social

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🎃 Noah, Slop Eater 🎃 @noahresponse.bsky.social · 3d

I have a genuine question:

When it comes to things like say, the competitive problem & things like a decklist taking over the scene, why does the blame go first to players outside that scene and not the people in the format who are just copying and pasting Winning Decks?