Noah Koester
@noahtensionspan.bsky.social
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THEY'VE PUT ME ON THE POCKETSTATION COOP. I'M BEING RENDERED IN A 32 BY 32 GRID OF MONOCHROME PIXELS. THE BOYS BACK AT QUANTICO SAID THEY'RE GOING TO RELOCATE ME TO A "DOKO DEMO ISSYO" UNTIL THEY CAN GET THIS STRAIGHTENED OUT.
December 13, 2025 at 9:24 PM
THEY'VE PUT ME ON THE POCKETSTATION COOP. I'M BEING RENDERED IN A 32 BY 32 GRID OF MONOCHROME PIXELS. THE BOYS BACK AT QUANTICO SAID THEY'RE GOING TO RELOCATE ME TO A "DOKO DEMO ISSYO" UNTIL THEY CAN GET THIS STRAIGHTENED OUT.
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Most people who say "I'm bad with names" mean they can't remember them. But I'm bad with names in another way. Anyway, meet my son Dipshit
December 12, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Most people who say "I'm bad with names" mean they can't remember them. But I'm bad with names in another way. Anyway, meet my son Dipshit
This is still my favorite single-panel comic.
December 12, 2025 at 7:04 PM
This is still my favorite single-panel comic.
TOO LATE, SHOPPING CART.
December 12, 2025 at 3:03 PM
TOO LATE, SHOPPING CART.
Just chilling on a Tuesday night 4 hours away from home watching Jon Spencer lay waste to a small bar in Urbana, IL. Healing pretty hard here.
December 10, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Just chilling on a Tuesday night 4 hours away from home watching Jon Spencer lay waste to a small bar in Urbana, IL. Healing pretty hard here.
SOUTH DAKOTA, KENTUCKY, & WISCONSIN: GET UP ON THIS TECH.
pouring a jar of babybels into the coinstar and waiting for it to dispense a giant megabel of equal value
December 5, 2025 at 10:23 PM
SOUTH DAKOTA, KENTUCKY, & WISCONSIN: GET UP ON THIS TECH.
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They should do MyChart Wrapped
December 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
They should do MyChart Wrapped
I've been in 3 different businesses before 2pm on a snowy Sunday and they all been playing Sade. I'm feeling sane for the first time in weeks.
November 30, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I've been in 3 different businesses before 2pm on a snowy Sunday and they all been playing Sade. I'm feeling sane for the first time in weeks.
You know the jazz album is good when you get a lot of this in the background...
November 29, 2025 at 5:51 PM
You know the jazz album is good when you get a lot of this in the background...
DAD: "What y'all have going on Thanksgiving?"
ME: "Nothing. We are tired."
DAD: "Hey man, I don't blame ya..."
ME: "Nothing. We are tired."
DAD: "Hey man, I don't blame ya..."
November 24, 2025 at 4:17 PM
DAD: "What y'all have going on Thanksgiving?"
ME: "Nothing. We are tired."
DAD: "Hey man, I don't blame ya..."
ME: "Nothing. We are tired."
DAD: "Hey man, I don't blame ya..."
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Iowa City Screamogaze that keeps getting better and better. #musicsky #iowacity #screamo
twinkscreamo.bandcamp.com/album/grief
twinkscreamo.bandcamp.com/album/grief
grief, by thisworldisnotkind
3 track album
twinkscreamo.bandcamp.com
November 21, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Iowa City Screamogaze that keeps getting better and better. #musicsky #iowacity #screamo
twinkscreamo.bandcamp.com/album/grief
twinkscreamo.bandcamp.com/album/grief
How I feel at work when the locals ask when the eggnog is coming in.
November 20, 2025 at 7:41 PM
How I feel at work when the locals ask when the eggnog is coming in.
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If youre asking me to fax something in the year of our lord 2025, im allowed to smoke in your office
November 17, 2025 at 5:42 PM
If youre asking me to fax something in the year of our lord 2025, im allowed to smoke in your office
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LEFTY'S IN DES MOINES IS CLOSING THEIR DOORS BUT NOT TONIGHT!
SEE YOU THERE FOR OUR FIRST AND LAST TIME.
SEE YOU THERE FOR OUR FIRST AND LAST TIME.
November 14, 2025 at 5:28 PM
LEFTY'S IN DES MOINES IS CLOSING THEIR DOORS BUT NOT TONIGHT!
SEE YOU THERE FOR OUR FIRST AND LAST TIME.
SEE YOU THERE FOR OUR FIRST AND LAST TIME.
LEFTY'S IN DES MOINES IS CLOSING THEIR DOORS BUT NOT TONIGHT!
SEE YOU THERE FOR OUR FIRST AND LAST TIME.
SEE YOU THERE FOR OUR FIRST AND LAST TIME.
November 14, 2025 at 5:28 PM
LEFTY'S IN DES MOINES IS CLOSING THEIR DOORS BUT NOT TONIGHT!
SEE YOU THERE FOR OUR FIRST AND LAST TIME.
SEE YOU THERE FOR OUR FIRST AND LAST TIME.
Fun and loud weekend in Iowa City and Davenport. Des Moines this Friday with our pals Sungrave from Denver.
November 11, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Fun and loud weekend in Iowa City and Davenport. Des Moines this Friday with our pals Sungrave from Denver.
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Aseethe the weekend! Drone into the holidaze...
The shows in Iowa over the next 7 days, all with Sungrave from Denver.
Nov 8 - Iowa City - Trumpet Blossom
Nov 9 - Davenport - Raccoon Motel
Nove 14 - Des Moines - Lefty's
Nov 8 - Iowa City - Trumpet Blossom
Nov 9 - Davenport - Raccoon Motel
Nove 14 - Des Moines - Lefty's
November 8, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Aseethe the weekend! Drone into the holidaze...
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One of the bands I'm in, Aseethe, became a drum-less three-piece at the end of last year. Since then, we've worked on some collaborations and improv-ed with a couple drummers.
Now, we'll have some cymbals and pads on stage with us to tinker with, which we're excited about.
@aseethedoom.bsky.social
Now, we'll have some cymbals and pads on stage with us to tinker with, which we're excited about.
@aseethedoom.bsky.social
November 7, 2025 at 2:30 PM
One of the bands I'm in, Aseethe, became a drum-less three-piece at the end of last year. Since then, we've worked on some collaborations and improv-ed with a couple drummers.
Now, we'll have some cymbals and pads on stage with us to tinker with, which we're excited about.
@aseethedoom.bsky.social
Now, we'll have some cymbals and pads on stage with us to tinker with, which we're excited about.
@aseethedoom.bsky.social
@captainpooky.bsky.social on the electric skins. Me with the knobs.
November 7, 2025 at 2:30 AM
@captainpooky.bsky.social on the electric skins. Me with the knobs.
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most men lead lives of quiet desperation but some never shut the fuck up about it
December 7, 2023 at 5:06 PM
most men lead lives of quiet desperation but some never shut the fuck up about it
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Subway should absolutely create a sandwich combo meal called The Dunn Deal.
November 6, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Subway should absolutely create a sandwich combo meal called The Dunn Deal.
🎶Well, I saw Lynn Cheney walking with a queen.
Doin' the werewolves of London...🎶
Doin' the werewolves of London...🎶
November 6, 2025 at 3:39 PM
🎶Well, I saw Lynn Cheney walking with a queen.
Doin' the werewolves of London...🎶
Doin' the werewolves of London...🎶