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Noah Koester
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Kinda woke up here...

@aseethedoom.bsky.social
https://aseethe.bandcamp.com/
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THEY'VE PUT ME ON THE POCKETSTATION COOP. I'M BEING RENDERED IN A 32 BY 32 GRID OF MONOCHROME PIXELS. THE BOYS BACK AT QUANTICO SAID THEY'RE GOING TO RELOCATE ME TO A "DOKO DEMO ISSYO" UNTIL THEY CAN GET THIS STRAIGHTENED OUT.
December 13, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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Most people who say "I'm bad with names" mean they can't remember them. But I'm bad with names in another way. Anyway, meet my son Dipshit
December 12, 2025 at 4:59 PM
This is still my favorite single-panel comic.
December 12, 2025 at 7:04 PM
TOO LATE, SHOPPING CART.
December 12, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Just chilling on a Tuesday night 4 hours away from home watching Jon Spencer lay waste to a small bar in Urbana, IL. Healing pretty hard here.
December 10, 2025 at 3:28 AM
SOUTH DAKOTA, KENTUCKY, & WISCONSIN: GET UP ON THIS TECH.
pouring a jar of babybels into the coinstar and waiting for it to dispense a giant megabel of equal value
December 5, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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They should do MyChart Wrapped
December 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I've been in 3 different businesses before 2pm on a snowy Sunday and they all been playing Sade. I'm feeling sane for the first time in weeks.
November 30, 2025 at 7:16 PM
You know the jazz album is good when you get a lot of this in the background...
November 29, 2025 at 5:51 PM
DAD: "What y'all have going on Thanksgiving?"

ME: "Nothing. We are tired."

DAD: "Hey man, I don't blame ya..."
November 24, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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November 22, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Iowa City Screamogaze that keeps getting better and better. #musicsky #iowacity #screamo
twinkscreamo.bandcamp.com/album/grief
grief, by thisworldisnotkind
3 track album
twinkscreamo.bandcamp.com
November 21, 2025 at 2:09 AM
How I feel at work when the locals ask when the eggnog is coming in.
November 20, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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If youre asking me to fax something in the year of our lord 2025, im allowed to smoke in your office
November 17, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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LEFTY'S IN DES MOINES IS CLOSING THEIR DOORS BUT NOT TONIGHT!

SEE YOU THERE FOR OUR FIRST AND LAST TIME.
November 14, 2025 at 5:28 PM
LEFTY'S IN DES MOINES IS CLOSING THEIR DOORS BUT NOT TONIGHT!

SEE YOU THERE FOR OUR FIRST AND LAST TIME.
November 14, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Fun and loud weekend in Iowa City and Davenport. Des Moines this Friday with our pals Sungrave from Denver.
November 11, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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The future.
May 30, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Aseethe the weekend! Drone into the holidaze...
The shows in Iowa over the next 7 days, all with Sungrave from Denver.
Nov 8 - Iowa City - Trumpet Blossom
Nov 9 - Davenport - Raccoon Motel
Nove 14 - Des Moines - Lefty's
November 8, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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One of the bands I'm in, Aseethe, became a drum-less three-piece at the end of last year. Since then, we've worked on some collaborations and improv-ed with a couple drummers.
Now, we'll have some cymbals and pads on stage with us to tinker with, which we're excited about.
@aseethedoom.bsky.social
November 7, 2025 at 2:30 PM
@captainpooky.bsky.social on the electric skins. Me with the knobs.
November 7, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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most men lead lives of quiet desperation but some never shut the fuck up about it
December 7, 2023 at 5:06 PM
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Subway should absolutely create a sandwich combo meal called The Dunn Deal.
November 6, 2025 at 8:47 PM
🎶Well, I saw Lynn Cheney walking with a queen.

Doin' the werewolves of London...🎶
November 6, 2025 at 3:39 PM