Everyone’s worried about the tariffs but I’m just going to start buying everything at airport duty-free stores. I’ll be eating the finest Toblerone and cigarettes for the next four years, suckers!

Reposted, but this is really meee 😭😭😅 just to get slugged and tunneled

Now that I’m 40, I feel like I finally have the skills needed to succeed in high school.

Making animated movies into live action: tiresome, unnecessary, lame

Re-making every classic film into a muppet movie with a single human actor: sophisticated, erudite, revolutionary