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Safer∙Shawk

@kan-sais.bsky.social

Candace: "HA! See? It still fits! That means you have to pay my shopping bill, and guess who's still got room for more crepes~?

-What do you mean 'it only counts if the button lasts the whole date?' Of course it will!"

December 26, 2025 at 8:30 PM

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Dark

@darkfireballz.bsky.social

Sato can't be trusted this time of year...

December 25, 2025 at 3:08 PM

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StrongMoist (commissions are closed)

@strongmoist.bsky.social

Im thirsty

December 23, 2025 at 1:34 AM

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Croix S. Almer

@tehweenus.bsky.social

www.furaffinity.net/view/63401176/

"You uh... forget someone, kid?"

Barrel returns as an elemental boyfriend!

Full description in AltText.

Barrel, a green colored rat in brigand outfit. In the background, two rat goons hold knives threateningly and cheerfully.
To the left, a number of equipped items are presented.

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Barrel is a Level One Rat monster. The type that starting adventurers train on.
He and his clan exist to get their asses spanked by newbies, and so, Barrel decides to fight back.
There must be a future where his clan can forge their own destiny.

But there is a problem: unlike adventurers, Barrel cannot gain EXP or Levels.

Liberation proves to be a difficult task when he cannot pose a threat to any new adventurer.
Until opportunity presents itself. A pervert.
Put off guard by sudden arousal at the thought of being dominated by a Level One Rat, Barrel defeats an adventurer.

And for it, he gets to take their gear.
Starting gear. It vendors for a couple of copper.
But it's enough.

From then on, Barrel gradually increases his wealth.
One by one, sexually tempting, dominating and defeating new adventurers, too ashamed of their defeat to report their losses to the town guards.
Their gear, traded and salvaged and disenchanted to produce slight gains.

Before long, Barrel is not the only Level One Rat monster equipped with a couple of mundane items.
And then soon, stronger adventurers come.
And they are defeated, and Barrel acquires a lucky drop or two.

First a socketable gem. Useless to him, until he acquires a sword with a socket.
The bonuses it provides are at once useful, and an ironic reminder of what the world decided for him.

Then it was time to become a true problem.
There are wolves nearby that adventurers cut their teeth on.
It's a quest to go out and trim the local wolf population.

So what would happen if Barrel had stolen an essential quest item and never turned it in?

Now there's a new quest.
Defeat "Barabarrel, the Tutorial Rat".
Beware, do not be fooled by this low level of this elite monster.

Adventurers who have their underwear taken need not report to Vale authority.

December 22, 2025 at 4:05 AM

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Class War Vet Pillow

@pillowknight.bsky.social

average fatfur office elevator ride

the perspective on this is kinda scuffed but it gets the idea across

I do sorta like the composition of a tighter crop on the second one

Text reads: "IT Dept. Head", "Finace Dept. Intern", "Data Analytics Lead", Chief Operations Officer", "Sales Chief"

December 19, 2025 at 4:00 PM

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Safer∙Shawk

@kan-sais.bsky.social

No, hold on, hold on.

Conceptually this is peak.

Too big for the classic story beats to handle is just amazing imagery.

Sylli @syrcuz.bsky.social · 8d

cw: boobs of fabled proportions
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someone should've informed them of her odd shape.

December 18, 2025 at 7:45 PM

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(nsfw) Rabid Cowolf (18+)

@rabidcowolf.bsky.social

I'm very fat and handsome. You should feed me then lay all over my tumny

December 3, 2025 at 11:42 PM

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Croix S. Almer

@tehweenus.bsky.social

www.furaffinity.net/view/63324368/

Defending his title for the 6th consecutive year, Croix poses for the camera.
When asked for comment, Croix was silenced and his pig spoke for him:

"ROINK. Love this loser's tender little kisses on my shitter.
Enough breathing, faggot. Get back in there. HRRNK."

Croix, a fat rabbit, is being held roughly by his ears in the knuckly calloused fat hands of a hog. Lines of saliva show that Croix has had his face wedged between hog cheeks, spit running down his face and shoulders. He looks completely fried.

December 15, 2025 at 2:22 AM

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Yaza Games 📖🪶 Scriptorium: Master of Manuscripts!

@yazagames.com

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