Noelle
noelleparker.bsky.social
Noelle
@noelleparker.bsky.social
Lifelong learner, adhd gemini, and extremely awkward
We're watching this train wreck-
Why do I read all her crazy texts in Judy Gemstones voice?!
#UnknownNumber
September 4, 2025 at 10:42 PM
It shouldn't take me long to pick out a show that I am just going to ignore anyways-while doing other things, but it does.....
August 31, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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BREAKING: Federal agents in plain clothes and unmarked cars tried to snatch 1st graders from LA elementary schools—told staff they had “parental consent.”

They lied. When pressed, they HID THEIR IDS. DHS admits they sent them. This wasn’t a welfare check. It was a test run for a police state.
June 10, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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True story bro.
June 9, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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BREAKING: The Supreme Court ruled courts must assess the full context of a police encounter when determining what constitutes excessive force — not just the moments right before the lethal force.

Over 1,300 people were killed by police last year. This ruling will help hold the police accountable.
May 15, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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When you look at the list of institutions they want to defund: libraries, museums, the Smithsonian, public schools, PBS, NPR, archives, you can clearly see that the real threat to an authoritarian regime is an informed and educated public
March 29, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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Instead of stealing Greenland from Denmark, let’s steal some of their policies.

In Denmark:

- Health care and college are free.  

- The starting wage is $22/hr.

- Paid parental leave is 1 year.

- Paid vacation is 6 weeks.  

- All workers get pensions.
March 29, 2025 at 4:43 PM
In refining 0xAFB89A : 0xDAC2D3 (Longbranch) in 00h 05m 25s 334ms I have brought glory to the company.
Praise Kier.
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#mdrlumon #severance 🧇🐐🔢💯
lumon-industries.com
March 15, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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The stakes are just too high.
March 6, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I like this idea- power in numbers. Is it enough? Will billionaires just laugh? Idk, but it's worth a shot.
February 10, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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A message to Elon Musk’s staffers: Your names are known, and America will ensure you never get another job again.
February 5, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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Clearing the decks, lowering my center of gravity, tying better knots, strengthening foundations.
January 21, 2025 at 12:48 AM

"We must choose either champagne for a few or safe drinking water for all" - Thomas Sankara
January 21, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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January 11, 2025 at 1:52 PM