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Another comic I never bothered posting
This one from 2023. Topical galileo humour apropos of precisely nothing at all
1. [Title Panel]: Is Your 17th Century Astronomer Spending Too Much Time on His Telescope? 2. [Text -only panel] These days, more and more 17th Century Astronomers have access to telescopes. Here are some warning signs that they are on the slippery slope to Godless heliocentrism! 3. STAYING UP LATE WITH THEIR TELESCOPE [GALILEO is looking through his telescope out the window at a starry sky]. GALILEO'S WIFE: Go to bed, Galileo! GALILEO: In a minute... 4. ‘FOMO’ (FEAR OF MISSING OBSERVATIONS) GALILEO'S WIFE: Dinner, Galileo! GALILEO [Looking through telescope]: Just need to check my orbits 5. WITHDRAWING FROM REAL-WORLD ACTIVITIES [Galileo's friend the POPE is now standing next to Galileo, who is still looking through his telescope] THE POPE: Come to church, Galileo! GALILEO: Not now... 6. FALLING OUT WITH FRIENDS GALILEO: [Showing The Pope the book he's working on) I'm just working on my book challenging the Bible's view of the Universe 7. BEING ARRESTED BY THE INQUISITION [GALILEO is being dragged out of the room, hands outstretched to his telescope. He is calling to it]: GALILEO: Telescooope 9. GETTING SENTENCED TO HOUSE ARREST UNTIL DEATH FOR HERESY [GALILEO sitting in front of his telescope, now with bars over the windows] GALILEO: Ah, crap. 10. CONTINUED TELESCOPE USE DESPITE NEGATIVE CONSEQUENCES [GALILEO in same position but now with long white beard, he is looking through his telescope through a barred jail window at the sky] GALILEO'S WIFE: Go to bed, Galileo! GALILEO: In a minute... [Ends]
February 5, 2026 at 10:07 AM
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hitpoints.bsky.social
Oh my god. I must have it la-machine.fr/us
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January 15, 2026 at 9:06 PM
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stephencollins.bsky.social
Every ad now
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November 13, 2025 at 5:38 PM
noiserella.bsky.social
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Facebook CEO Demos New Meta AI And It Couldn't Have Gone Worse
A recipe for disaster, asking an AI to help with Korean steak sauce live on stage
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September 19, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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56 Years Ago Today:
HOLY SHIT MAN WALKS ON FUCKING MOON
July 21, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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New Evidence Reveals Ancient Greeks Immediately Regretted Inventing Theater
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New Evidence Reveals Ancient Greeks Immediately Regretted Inventing Theater
July 11, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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stephencollins.bsky.social
I've been nominated for a prize!! Not going to pretend to be cool about this, I'm fucking delighted. Never had my guardian comics given any prize action before and I've been throwing everything my brain has at them for bloody ages

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February 12, 2025 at 3:42 PM