Nomadic Warriors for Pritzker
@nomads.bsky.social
We are nomadic warriors united by one dream -- anointing JB Pritzker the Khagan of America
GLORY TO THE GREAT KHAN
December 17, 2025 at 10:20 PM
GLORY TO THE GREAT KHAN
Ball-knower.
Likewise, look at this answer and tell me a 60-year-old man *didn't* snatch the phone away from his staff and answer this himself lol
Likewise, look at this answer and tell me a 60-year-old man *didn't* snatch the phone away from his staff and answer this himself lol
December 17, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Ball-knower.
Likewise, look at this answer and tell me a 60-year-old man *didn't* snatch the phone away from his staff and answer this himself lol
Likewise, look at this answer and tell me a 60-year-old man *didn't* snatch the phone away from his staff and answer this himself lol
Red and Blue America the minute they realize that a civil war means that the flow of treats would be disrupted
December 6, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Red and Blue America the minute they realize that a civil war means that the flow of treats would be disrupted
I'm incredibly impressed.
December 1, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I'm incredibly impressed.
Sometimes the truth is undeniable
November 20, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Sometimes the truth is undeniable
Prison? No. We’re gonna do this to you
November 7, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Prison? No. We’re gonna do this to you
The Pritzker Khanate pledges 1,000 corn-fed Janissaries to enforce the will of Shahenshah-e-Sultanat Al-New York Zohran Mamdani the Magnificent
November 5, 2025 at 2:18 AM
The Pritzker Khanate pledges 1,000 corn-fed Janissaries to enforce the will of Shahenshah-e-Sultanat Al-New York Zohran Mamdani the Magnificent
“The Uniparty never would have e achieved what it has in this country without a great degree of rottenness, of torpor, of complacency!”
November 3, 2025 at 3:31 AM
“The Uniparty never would have e achieved what it has in this country without a great degree of rottenness, of torpor, of complacency!”
Me in like 3 years
November 1, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Me in like 3 years
Looks like another transit bill is coming together
October 31, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Looks like another transit bill is coming together
One of the parts I like about AI is the distorted way it reflects our own media back to us - doppelgängers, non-Euclidian geometry, bodies at impossible angles. It's one of the things that I feel is lost in the endless push toward greater verisimilitude. I like seeing art created by a non-human!
October 30, 2025 at 2:09 AM
One of the parts I like about AI is the distorted way it reflects our own media back to us - doppelgängers, non-Euclidian geometry, bodies at impossible angles. It's one of the things that I feel is lost in the endless push toward greater verisimilitude. I like seeing art created by a non-human!
We’re going to have to Continental Army this guy
October 25, 2025 at 6:47 PM
We’re going to have to Continental Army this guy
Hey anybody want to produce my play about John von Neumann and the design of the early, stored-program computer? I just finished it and it's fucking great.
October 21, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Hey anybody want to produce my play about John von Neumann and the design of the early, stored-program computer? I just finished it and it's fucking great.
Huge crowd! Things are a little blocked up but people are headed south to Buckingham fountain.
October 18, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Huge crowd! Things are a little blocked up but people are headed south to Buckingham fountain.
The Khan really said “Tiocfaidh ár lá”
October 15, 2025 at 1:13 AM
The Khan really said “Tiocfaidh ár lá”
I took this picture
October 10, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I took this picture