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Self-hating batchipper, apparently. She/her. UX strategist & designer; mod of whofic.com. Based in Greater Bostonia, Massachusetts.

Don't bother following if you mention AI and/or crypto positively in your bio or posts. You will be blocked.
Well, fuck. I'm glad there's an answer, though, and hope you're feeling better soon.
January 13, 2026 at 6:32 PM
We still have an incredibly nerdy one about "the token ring network stopped working because the token got lost in the ethernet" on our fridge from back when he was actually funny. But that was 30+ years ago. Enjoy hell, fucko.
January 13, 2026 at 5:09 PM
I still have a few issues I couldn't bear to part with, including the infamous birthday cake issue and the short essay supplement they published one year.
January 13, 2026 at 4:56 PM
I am not at all surprised, lol
January 13, 2026 at 3:47 PM
If somehow you decide to do Foxborough, get a night at the Renaissance or Hilton right at Patriot Place. It's the only way to avoid the transportation nightmare.
January 13, 2026 at 3:42 PM
I was going to say you should come to Boston, but looks like they're playing at Foxborough, which will be a royal PITA to get to unless a) the MBTA runs a special train, like they do for the Pats and did for Taylor Swift and b) you snag one of the limited train seats.
January 13, 2026 at 3:26 PM
it gets worse

SO much worse
January 12, 2026 at 4:58 PM
I am right with the person who posted the comment about sitting quietly and thinking vehemently about crowbars, piano wire, and bandsaws
January 12, 2026 at 4:35 PM
🤞 🤞 🤞
January 12, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Bring a burner phone, maybe, and don't log into any social media before you arrive.
January 12, 2026 at 1:59 AM
I frankly would not trust any entrance point into the US right now, but maybe check www.reddit.com/r/VisitingHa... ?
January 11, 2026 at 11:52 PM
I mean, there's "silly season," and then there's "how are you people so gullible"
January 11, 2026 at 11:23 PM
No, Goggins has never been in the X-Files. The guy who hibernated and could fold himself is Doug Hutchinson, playing Eugene Tooms.

Campbell could pull off the comic aspects of the Doctor! Not sure about the really serious ones, though.
January 11, 2026 at 5:21 PM