Noodle Brain
@noodles4brains.bsky.social
“Slappin pussy and slingin hole 24/7
Got that good dick linguini slick like I’m from heaven.” - Rene Descartes
Got that good dick linguini slick like I’m from heaven.” - Rene Descartes
This is where I’m at
I fell off Stranger Things after s3 but I hope Steve Harrington is ok
January 4, 2026 at 11:48 PM
This is where I’m at
Are you fucking kidding me
January 4, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Are you fucking kidding me
Just spent ten minutes waiting for coffee because my husband really wanted to nail a Hank Hill impression.
January 4, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Just spent ten minutes waiting for coffee because my husband really wanted to nail a Hank Hill impression.
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Ruin two bands by combining them:
INXAHA
INXAHA
Ruin two bands by combining them:
Insane ABBA Clown Posse
Insane ABBA Clown Posse
December 30, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Ruin two bands by combining them:
INXAHA
INXAHA
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Here's the coloured version of Lady Emberrissa from @highrollersdnd.bsky.social
I definitely needed those thighs glowing. Though now im tempted to add in a back ground...
I definitely needed those thighs glowing. Though now im tempted to add in a back ground...
December 30, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Here's the coloured version of Lady Emberrissa from @highrollersdnd.bsky.social
I definitely needed those thighs glowing. Though now im tempted to add in a back ground...
I definitely needed those thighs glowing. Though now im tempted to add in a back ground...
This is how I find out there’s a Jucika daily account. I’m never leaving
December 30, 2025 at 3:35 PM
This is how I find out there’s a Jucika daily account. I’m never leaving
Realizing I never circled back to this lol. It looks A LOT like Logan Roy’s home in certain scenes of season 1 of Succession (maybe season 2, too? I don’t recall).
My memory doesn’t always serve me. But when it does, it serves cunt.
My memory doesn’t always serve me. But when it does, it serves cunt.
Wait I know that layout……
i would steal a crown from the louvre for this
280 Washington Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11205
IG rent_ny
280 Washington Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11205
IG rent_ny
December 30, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Realizing I never circled back to this lol. It looks A LOT like Logan Roy’s home in certain scenes of season 1 of Succession (maybe season 2, too? I don’t recall).
My memory doesn’t always serve me. But when it does, it serves cunt.
My memory doesn’t always serve me. But when it does, it serves cunt.
Lindsey Graham, when I catch you
Which one of you stupid twinks wished for summer every day
December 28, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Lindsey Graham, when I catch you
Every few years, we circle back to making a different version of Shrek.
December 28, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Every few years, we circle back to making a different version of Shrek.
Which one of you stupid twinks wished for summer every day
December 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Which one of you stupid twinks wished for summer every day
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I think a lot about how Hayao Miyazaki’s biggest problem with the modern anime industry is that the people making it just reference other anime instead of actual life experience or other kinds of media, and AI has kind of accelerated that same self-cannibalizing effect onto all of popular culture
December 20, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I think a lot about how Hayao Miyazaki’s biggest problem with the modern anime industry is that the people making it just reference other anime instead of actual life experience or other kinds of media, and AI has kind of accelerated that same self-cannibalizing effect onto all of popular culture
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
The first domino to fall on that, though, is my husband doing what he has and continues to do time and time again. He said: “You deserve better than this.”
My previous employer was a snake oil salesman-type, so I got certified in the field they were pretending to be in, properly un-learned the pseudoscience, and started providing genuine services.
What’s the lore behind choosing your career path ?
November 23, 2025 at 4:31 PM
The first domino to fall on that, though, is my husband doing what he has and continues to do time and time again. He said: “You deserve better than this.”
My previous employer was a snake oil salesman-type, so I got certified in the field they were pretending to be in, properly un-learned the pseudoscience, and started providing genuine services.
November 23, 2025 at 4:26 PM
My previous employer was a snake oil salesman-type, so I got certified in the field they were pretending to be in, properly un-learned the pseudoscience, and started providing genuine services.
Been saying this one for years
Why can't old men get their fuck on? It all looks consensual.
November 23, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Been saying this one for years
Doesn’t believe in vaccines because he’s getting his inoculation elsewhere, it seems
November 23, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Doesn’t believe in vaccines because he’s getting his inoculation elsewhere, it seems
Routine misunderstanding. He’s not an executive chairman of Gloo. No, he’s glued to his chair. Has been for a while, actually. Poor guy. All the shit’s gone right to his brain.
At a fundamental level, we have to accept much of silicon valley has gone insane.
An ex-Intel CEO’s mission to build a Christian AI: ‘hasten the coming of Christ’s return’
Patrick Gelsinger, executive chairman of Gloo, has made it his mission to advance Christian principles in Silicon Valley
www.theguardian.com
October 29, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Routine misunderstanding. He’s not an executive chairman of Gloo. No, he’s glued to his chair. Has been for a while, actually. Poor guy. All the shit’s gone right to his brain.
Be free, you beautiful bastards. You couldn’t possibly do worse than us!
Lab monkeys from Tulane University have escaped an overturned truck north of the town of Heidelberg, Mississippi.
Despite initial claims by local law enforcement, the monkeys are not carrying COVID-19, herpes or hepatitis C.
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Despite initial claims by local law enforcement, the monkeys are not carrying COVID-19, herpes or hepatitis C.
buff.ly/16gTRJa
Lab Monkeys Escape Overturned Truck Near Heidelberg, Mississippi
Lab monkeys from Tulane University have escaped an overturned truck around mile marker 117 on Interstate 59, north of the town of Heidelberg, Mississippi, marshalling a response from numerous law…
www.mississippifreepress.org
October 29, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Be free, you beautiful bastards. You couldn’t possibly do worse than us!
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I like how Zohran Mamdani scandals are like "He called his old cousin his aunt one time" and Andrew Cuomo scandals are like "He sexually assaulted 13 women."
October 28, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I like how Zohran Mamdani scandals are like "He called his old cousin his aunt one time" and Andrew Cuomo scandals are like "He sexually assaulted 13 women."
Yeah, Davis, you show those starving babies who’s boss! If or when they get to basic reading age, they’re gonna be pissed!
October 29, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Yeah, Davis, you show those starving babies who’s boss! If or when they get to basic reading age, they’re gonna be pissed!
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October 28, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Wait I know that layout……
i would steal a crown from the louvre for this
280 Washington Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11205
IG rent_ny
280 Washington Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11205
IG rent_ny
October 22, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Wait I know that layout……