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subetealanutria.bsky.social
Me acaba de llegar el Pajas Wrapped de 2025 y no sé, creo que nos estamos pasando con esto de los wrappeds. ¿Soy el único al que le parece de mal gusto?
Una imagen con un diseño muy sobrio y muy friendly en el que se lee: Wankers Analytics. 2025 Pajas Wrapped. En quién pensabas. 38% Actors and celebrities. (fotito de stock de un actor con un premio) 17% Former partners. (fotito de stock de una pareja abrazada) 20% Imaginary people. (fotito de stock de una especie de Neptuno o Aquamán) 9% Erotic/porn models. (fotito de stock de unos labios pintados de rojo intenso) 16% Non-human entities. (imagen del Robin Hood zorro de Disney) Your pajas in numners. You hit the zambomba 279 days out of 365 (76% de los días). Longest treak: 40 days. You lost a total of 22 days and 12 hours sacudiendo la nutria. Saddest paja: 16th of June (your birthday!). Happiest paja: 1st of october (sexting with Coqui!). You could have read 927 books in that time! But preferiste zurrarte la sardina. Scroll down to see MORE.
December 27, 2025 at 10:39 AM
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bicicletagris.bsky.social
Se vienen cientos de vídeos de fachas bebiendo al volante mientras hablan de libertad y de que no quieren comerse la verdura ni lavarse los dientes.
elpais.com EL PAÍS @elpais.com · 2d
La rebaja de la tasa de alcoholemia en España de 0,5 gramos por litro en sangre a 0,2 gramos está estancada en el Congreso. La propuesta del PSOE unifica las tasas para todos los conductores, eliminando las diferencias actuales entre noveles y profesionales
La rebaja de la tasa de alcoholemia, varada en el Congreso
ERC presiona al PSOE para conseguir la competencia de los exámenes de conducir a cambio de su apoyo
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December 26, 2025 at 9:34 AM
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elivalley.bsky.social
"My daughter opposes genocide and also sexual abuse. Where did I go wrong?"
"The Free Press" tweet: Jewish parents are “shocked,” “confused,” and “upset” by their children’s radical politics. They wondered if they should have parented differently. Did their children get enough Jewish education? Were they brainwashed by their elite private schools? Where did they go wrong? “Maybe I failed in the sense that the kids didn’t go to Israel enough,” a 63-year-old physician in Greenpoint, Brooklyn, told me. He said his daughter, a civil rights attorney, holds anti-Zionist views and refused to vote for former New York governor Andrew Cuomo due to his alleged sexual harassment. “It would’ve been better if they went more, just to see the lies they’re being told.” Read the full piece by @Olivia_Reingold here: With pic of some person and the text "The Jewish Parents Who Raised Mamdani Voters by Olivia Reingold"
December 18, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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heyraguio.bsky.social
"they don't know how to express the idea" here's rian johnson's storyboard for knives out

pick up a pencil and a napkin
December 18, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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randymeeks.bsky.social
Oye, Netflix, me cago en tus muertos pisaos.
toonhive.bsky.social ToonHive @toonhive.bsky.social · 11d
‘She-Ra and the Princesses of Power’ is scheduled to leave Netflix on February 21, 2026.

(source: www.whats-on-netflix.com/leaving-soon...)
December 16, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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roll20.net
Roll20 Tip! 💡 Surprise your players with traps that trigger as they move.

Send to Chat Reactions let you create interactive maps that respond to your players in real time.

Here’s how to set up the trap shown below 🧵
December 14, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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xabibenputa.bsky.social
"Los Mario Bros en crisis", un programa realizado por Donkey Kong, Bowser y Wario.
December 1, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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smoothdunk2.bsky.social
your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
4 panel comic Panel 1: An AI generated version of Purple Guy’s dead mother is speaking to him on his phone. She says “Look, darling. With AI we can be together forever” Panel 2: Purple Guy looking very upset. He asks “Do you love me, mum?” Panel 3: The disgusting AI fake mum replies “I do. Almost as much…” Panel 4: AI mum turns into an advert for online gambling. She yells: “…As I love getting 10 free spins when I sign up to pocket casino.com”
November 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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roll20.net
MAP PINS BETA IS LIVE. 📍

Drop handouts right on your maps, reveal clues, and make your worlds interactive!

Now in Early Access for Pro & Elite subscribers.

Learn more: buff.ly/GEMML4U
November 12, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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menotti.bsky.social
ladies and gentlemen...we got him
October 30, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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darkestmaps.bsky.social
The rotting wood, the stench of mold and blood, the unsettling objects scattered everywhere… nothing in this hut truly invites you inside. And yet we know the adventurers will step in anyway. What excuse will you use to draw your party into this “cozy” dwelling?

#dnd #battlemap #art
October 22, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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kennedytcooper.bsky.social
This is what they took from you
On the left is "Designed with Gamers in mind" sexy Gengar from pokemon and on the right is "Designed with Activists in Mind" regular unsexy normal Gengar (woke)
October 20, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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angelamaps.com
Gallows, guillotine, or stockades? No matter what trouble your adventures got themselves into, this map has something to bring them to justice.

Patreon.com/angelamaps

#dnd #dungeonsanddragons #rpg #ttrpg #dungeonmaster #fantasymap #tabletoprpg #dndmaps #worldbuilding #pathfinder #angelamaps
Executioner battle map featuring a town square with cobblestone pathing, small houses, and wooden wheel barrows and crates all around it. There are a few stalls as well that appear to be selling items. At the top of the town square is a wooden platform with a series of multiple guillotines. A brick wall with the words "Become a Patron" and "Animated maps, Foundry VTT Ready, Fantasy Ground Ready, Roll 20 Compatible" and "Weekly Map Packs". The poster is Angela Maps, the Patreon is Patreon.com/angelamaps
October 19, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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chiribeje.bsky.social
Esto de la IA es muy preocupante.
October 13, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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tomcartos.bsky.social
This temple has stood watch overlooking the ocean for hundreds of years and has served gods and their worshippers. It is far enough from civilization that few come across it, but the caverns in the cliff face below are used by seafarers. Do not be tempted to wander and explore the ruins above!
October 11, 2025 at 12:01 PM
noradottor.bsky.social
Sketch de Pantomima Full con los subtítulos: ¡Que no! Que no sé quién es Messi, te lo juro...
October 7, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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orithecarto.bsky.social
The night on the Witches' Hill is a mesmerizing view...

#TTRPG #battlemap #encountermap #battlemaps #DnDart #tabletop #DnD

The map is available on my Patreon! I would greatly appreciate if you decided to visit and support me there :)
The tabletop RPG encounter map showing the Sabbath hill, with ancient runing stones and fireplaces, for the witches to celebrate their lunar calendar festivities.
September 22, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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oysta.au
Yeah man we should really fight back by staying on X
September 21, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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arturogcampos.bsky.social
Javi quiere deciros una cosa.
September 15, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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mozoyefimovich.bsky.social
September 11, 2025 at 10:27 AM
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orithecarto.bsky.social
If you like my work, please consider supporting me on Patreon! #TTRPG #battlemap #encountermap #DnD #DnDart
September 11, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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chuckiclampy.bsky.social
"Soy Randall de La Banda del Patio, y no me queda otra que informar a la señorita Finster de que nos estáis llamando genocidas".
media españa en corto:
Meme del Goku con el texto "y porque mejor no me chupas la polla".
September 8, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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chacheneguer.bsky.social
Lo confieso: me he reído. :_)
Social Media Screenshot: Lily (MAGA) Expat in Amsterdam: “Can someone please tell me why schools in Europe have no Security?“ Comment: “We have like a whole ocean between us and America.... how much more security do you want?“
September 7, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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tyrexito.bsky.social
Hostias como panes para el mierdas de Ryanair. www.aena.es/es/prensa/co...
Comunicado del Presidente y Consejero Delegado de Aena, Maurici Lucena, sobre el anuncio de Ryanair
www.aena.es
September 4, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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orithecarto.bsky.social
Kobolds' Settlement has recently appeared on Patreon! You can get up to 18 variants, grid and gridless, in size [24x38] by subscribing 🥰

#TTRPG #battlemap #Encountermap #DnDart #DnD #RPG
September 3, 2025 at 6:00 PM