Liz Lemon, CPhT (parody)
@norcoslinger.bsky.social
#VaxedWaxedBoostedAndRelaxed. I’m a liberal pharmacy tech who plays violin (poorly). She/Her. #AbortionIsHealthcare #JesusIsFake. Anon for a reason. Taken. 🙌Go Ducks!
Pinned
I’m gonna say the same thing here I said on Twitter—don’t DM me unless we interact otherwise. Following me, waiting til I follow back then sliding into my DM’s earns you an automatic block. Creepy as fuck.
Rewatching Dexter while I work from home. Why does this show make me so hungry?
December 31, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Rewatching Dexter while I work from home. Why does this show make me so hungry?
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CHOTINER: and when you're in water you
PARTICLE MAN: don't get wet, that's right.
CHOTINER: And this is because
PARTICLE MAN: the water gets me instead. It becomes particle-manish
CHOTINER: There's been some debate on this point. Triangle Man, for example
PARTICLE MAN: I think we're done here
PARTICLE MAN: don't get wet, that's right.
CHOTINER: And this is because
PARTICLE MAN: the water gets me instead. It becomes particle-manish
CHOTINER: There's been some debate on this point. Triangle Man, for example
PARTICLE MAN: I think we're done here
December 23, 2025 at 3:24 AM
CHOTINER: and when you're in water you
PARTICLE MAN: don't get wet, that's right.
CHOTINER: And this is because
PARTICLE MAN: the water gets me instead. It becomes particle-manish
CHOTINER: There's been some debate on this point. Triangle Man, for example
PARTICLE MAN: I think we're done here
PARTICLE MAN: don't get wet, that's right.
CHOTINER: And this is because
PARTICLE MAN: the water gets me instead. It becomes particle-manish
CHOTINER: There's been some debate on this point. Triangle Man, for example
PARTICLE MAN: I think we're done here
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#handsoff
#nokings
#ReleaseALLthefiles
#EpsteinFiles
#lovemyGov
#itsthefuckingguns
#midterms26
#getridofElectoralCollege
#TheEpsteinBallroom
Release ALL the files NOW
25th Ammendment NOW
#nokings
#ReleaseALLthefiles
#EpsteinFiles
#lovemyGov
#itsthefuckingguns
#midterms26
#getridofElectoralCollege
#TheEpsteinBallroom
Release ALL the files NOW
25th Ammendment NOW
December 23, 2025 at 5:19 AM
#handsoff
#nokings
#ReleaseALLthefiles
#EpsteinFiles
#lovemyGov
#itsthefuckingguns
#midterms26
#getridofElectoralCollege
#TheEpsteinBallroom
Release ALL the files NOW
25th Ammendment NOW
#nokings
#ReleaseALLthefiles
#EpsteinFiles
#lovemyGov
#itsthefuckingguns
#midterms26
#getridofElectoralCollege
#TheEpsteinBallroom
Release ALL the files NOW
25th Ammendment NOW
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#handsoff
#nokings
#ReleaseALLthefiles
#EpsteinFiles
#lovemyGov
#itsthefuckingguns
#midterms26
#getridofElectoralCollege
#TheEpsteinBallroom
Release ALL the files NOW
25th Ammendment NOW
👇👇👇
#nokings
#ReleaseALLthefiles
#EpsteinFiles
#lovemyGov
#itsthefuckingguns
#midterms26
#getridofElectoralCollege
#TheEpsteinBallroom
Release ALL the files NOW
25th Ammendment NOW
👇👇👇
December 23, 2025 at 5:13 AM
#handsoff
#nokings
#ReleaseALLthefiles
#EpsteinFiles
#lovemyGov
#itsthefuckingguns
#midterms26
#getridofElectoralCollege
#TheEpsteinBallroom
Release ALL the files NOW
25th Ammendment NOW
👇👇👇
#nokings
#ReleaseALLthefiles
#EpsteinFiles
#lovemyGov
#itsthefuckingguns
#midterms26
#getridofElectoralCollege
#TheEpsteinBallroom
Release ALL the files NOW
25th Ammendment NOW
👇👇👇
Reposted by Liz Lemon, CPhT (parody)
#handsoff
#nokings
#ReleaseALLthefiles
#EpsteinFiles
#lovemyGov
#itsthefuckingguns
#midterms26
#getridofElectoralCollege
#TheEpsteinBallroom
Release ALL the files NOW
25th Ammendment NOW
🎯🎯🎯
#nokings
#ReleaseALLthefiles
#EpsteinFiles
#lovemyGov
#itsthefuckingguns
#midterms26
#getridofElectoralCollege
#TheEpsteinBallroom
Release ALL the files NOW
25th Ammendment NOW
🎯🎯🎯
December 23, 2025 at 5:14 AM
#handsoff
#nokings
#ReleaseALLthefiles
#EpsteinFiles
#lovemyGov
#itsthefuckingguns
#midterms26
#getridofElectoralCollege
#TheEpsteinBallroom
Release ALL the files NOW
25th Ammendment NOW
🎯🎯🎯
#nokings
#ReleaseALLthefiles
#EpsteinFiles
#lovemyGov
#itsthefuckingguns
#midterms26
#getridofElectoralCollege
#TheEpsteinBallroom
Release ALL the files NOW
25th Ammendment NOW
🎯🎯🎯
Now that I’m working from home and can just show up in PJ’s, wearing a bra for 3 hours while socializing in the evening is UNCOMFORTABLE. How did I do this for like 10 hours a day?!
December 23, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Now that I’m working from home and can just show up in PJ’s, wearing a bra for 3 hours while socializing in the evening is UNCOMFORTABLE. How did I do this for like 10 hours a day?!
@drugmonkeyrph.bsky.social don’t know if you’re still following Beavis and butthead, but the first one on this week’s new ep totally reminds me of you!
December 13, 2025 at 6:39 AM
@drugmonkeyrph.bsky.social don’t know if you’re still following Beavis and butthead, but the first one on this week’s new ep totally reminds me of you!
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Whenever I see a commercial for a prescription drug on TV, I always pay attention to see if it's one you can take if you're allergic to it or not.
December 7, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Whenever I see a commercial for a prescription drug on TV, I always pay attention to see if it's one you can take if you're allergic to it or not.
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“Imagine what would happen if, next year, we had a 2008-style crisis and Bessent and Hassett were [at Treasury and the Fed]. In such a universe, could the rest of the world trust American economic leadership? Could the American-led economic order survive?”
www.thebulwark.com/p/what-if-it...
www.thebulwark.com/p/what-if-it...
What If It’s Already Too Late?
Institutional rot or ideological infection—either way, a real “Deep State” is already taking shape.
www.thebulwark.com
December 4, 2025 at 6:10 PM
“Imagine what would happen if, next year, we had a 2008-style crisis and Bessent and Hassett were [at Treasury and the Fed]. In such a universe, could the rest of the world trust American economic leadership? Could the American-led economic order survive?”
www.thebulwark.com/p/what-if-it...
www.thebulwark.com/p/what-if-it...
Gotta get everything set up before Monday but I’m getting super excited!
December 4, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Gotta get everything set up before Monday but I’m getting super excited!
@coffeestat.bsky.social WAR. FUCKING. EAGLE. #FuckTheTide
November 30, 2025 at 3:46 AM
@coffeestat.bsky.social WAR. FUCKING. EAGLE. #FuckTheTide
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he believes what now
November 26, 2025 at 3:10 AM
he believes what now
Got the official offer for the unicorn job FINALLY. It’s $3/hr more than I make now with an opportunity for another 3% raise after 90 days and 25 PTO days a year. So excited!
November 19, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Got the official offer for the unicorn job FINALLY. It’s $3/hr more than I make now with an opportunity for another 3% raise after 90 days and 25 PTO days a year. So excited!
Had a free mango marg handed to me by the bartender at the beach bar we like to frequent when we’re here…she doesn’t even know it’s my birthday and asked if I like tequila and handed it to me before I could say either way.
November 18, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Had a free mango marg handed to me by the bartender at the beach bar we like to frequent when we’re here…she doesn’t even know it’s my birthday and asked if I like tequila and handed it to me before I could say either way.
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I’m trying to decide if I‘ve accidentally taken acid, or if it’s reality itself that’s breaking down.
Nicki Minaj is set to speak at the United Nations on behalf of the Trump administration.
November 17, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I’m trying to decide if I‘ve accidentally taken acid, or if it’s reality itself that’s breaking down.
Still waiting on that final offer call for the unicorn job…
November 17, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Still waiting on that final offer call for the unicorn job…
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If Joe Biden had an MRI a month ago and we had no idea why it was done or on what body part and he claimed he had no idea about either of those things it would literally be all you heard about in the press but Trump just gets a huge pass b/c reporters treat him differently.
November 15, 2025 at 2:14 PM
If Joe Biden had an MRI a month ago and we had no idea why it was done or on what body part and he claimed he had no idea about either of those things it would literally be all you heard about in the press but Trump just gets a huge pass b/c reporters treat him differently.
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Got the job pending background and reference checks!
They just sent me a request for more of the team to meet with me….eek!
Trying not to get my hopes up but I felt the teams interview went very well. I’ll know by end of next week if I get it. Current team has had zero turnover in 4 years with the exception of this position so it bodes well and it was like having a fun convo more than interview
November 11, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Got the job pending background and reference checks!
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Remember when Donald Trump said there would be people standing in bread lines trying to get food if Kamala Harris won?
People are standing in line for food in Cleveland because of Donald Trump.
People are standing in line for food in Cleveland because of Donald Trump.
November 8, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Remember when Donald Trump said there would be people standing in bread lines trying to get food if Kamala Harris won?
People are standing in line for food in Cleveland because of Donald Trump.
People are standing in line for food in Cleveland because of Donald Trump.
They just sent me a request for more of the team to meet with me….eek!
Trying not to get my hopes up but I felt the teams interview went very well. I’ll know by end of next week if I get it. Current team has had zero turnover in 4 years with the exception of this position so it bodes well and it was like having a fun convo more than interview
Had a phone screen for a refill/PA team that serves 240+ providers today and she immediately scheduled me for a Teams interview tomorrow! FT remote 7:30-4 M-F, so dream job with full benefits. Crossing my fingers!
November 6, 2025 at 8:35 PM
They just sent me a request for more of the team to meet with me….eek!
Trying not to get my hopes up but I felt the teams interview went very well. I’ll know by end of next week if I get it. Current team has had zero turnover in 4 years with the exception of this position so it bodes well and it was like having a fun convo more than interview
Had a phone screen for a refill/PA team that serves 240+ providers today and she immediately scheduled me for a Teams interview tomorrow! FT remote 7:30-4 M-F, so dream job with full benefits. Crossing my fingers!
November 6, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Trying not to get my hopes up but I felt the teams interview went very well. I’ll know by end of next week if I get it. Current team has had zero turnover in 4 years with the exception of this position so it bodes well and it was like having a fun convo more than interview
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Newsom’s social media team is on a level we’ve never seen before
November 6, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Newsom’s social media team is on a level we’ve never seen before