Gideon's Otamatone
normalyelling.bsky.social
Gideon's Otamatone
@normalyelling.bsky.social
She/they
Public defender
Deep south
Squeaking into the void
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Brain: You'd like to maybe be in a relationship again sometime in the future, right?
Me: Sure
Brain: And being in a relationship requires going on dates first, right?
Me: Right
Brain: So you have to go on dates if you want to be in a relationship again
Me: I don't follow
December 4, 2023 at 5:12 AM
November 12, 2023 at 2:43 AM
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If you think your client is a jerk you should, at a minimum, keep that opinion to yourself
October 18, 2023 at 2:46 AM
There are lots of drawbacks to being a state employee, but the sheer amount of three day weekends I get sure isn't one of them.
November 10, 2023 at 4:28 PM
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Happy loaf from 19th century Japan. asia.si.edu/explore-art-...
November 10, 2023 at 5:40 AM
Me, for two months straight: Hey we're set for trial and you need to give me info about your CI. We're not taking the deal.
DA: ...
Me: *files motion to compel*
DA, two minutes later: oh the CI is dead and I'm gonna have to dismiss.

They don't even pretend they're not hiding Brady info down here.
November 9, 2023 at 6:50 PM