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South Australian. Moderately competent later-in-life PhD candidate. Delightfully book-tragic. Will waffle on sometimes about writing.
Okay, but this *did* remind me of this: youtu.be/DfITfSPjBmM?...
When Catherine Tate wanted gooseberry and cinnamon yoghurt 🙋 BBC
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November 13, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Okay, but this *did* remind me of this: youtu.be/DfITfSPjBmM?...
Everyone knows you must sacrifice the first pancake (crepe) to The Pancake (Crepe) God.
It is the law.
It is the law.
October 20, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Everyone knows you must sacrifice the first pancake (crepe) to The Pancake (Crepe) God.
It is the law.
It is the law.
You know that feeling when you know what is coming and you're ITCHING to talk about it but you can't?
Meeeee.....
(*I will say* my thesis had an entire chapter on why Markham is the way he is)
Meeeee.....
(*I will say* my thesis had an entire chapter on why Markham is the way he is)
a little girl wearing a blue shirt is standing in front of a shelf filled with trophies .
ALT: a little girl wearing a blue shirt is standing in front of a shelf filled with trophies .
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October 20, 2025 at 2:00 PM
You know that feeling when you know what is coming and you're ITCHING to talk about it but you can't?
Meeeee.....
(*I will say* my thesis had an entire chapter on why Markham is the way he is)
Meeeee.....
(*I will say* my thesis had an entire chapter on why Markham is the way he is)
Honestly he's starting to sound more and more like Biff from Back to the Future. Poop flowing in opposite direction though, if I recall.
October 20, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Honestly he's starting to sound more and more like Biff from Back to the Future. Poop flowing in opposite direction though, if I recall.
Oh just wait. There's literally a "confounded sl*t" Easter Egg thrown in at one point. For realsies.
October 20, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Oh just wait. There's literally a "confounded sl*t" Easter Egg thrown in at one point. For realsies.
Tenant was called *the* proto-feminist novel by a good chunk of scholars. I'll leave it to the end to elaborate ;)
October 20, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Tenant was called *the* proto-feminist novel by a good chunk of scholars. I'll leave it to the end to elaborate ;)
Yup and then shamed the mother for Having Issues™️ about this (reasons why upcoming)
"Verriest milksop there ever was" is an underrated insult tbh (even if it's being used unfairly here). Loads of current political applications 😆
"Verriest milksop there ever was" is an underrated insult tbh (even if it's being used unfairly here). Loads of current political applications 😆
October 20, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Yup and then shamed the mother for Having Issues™️ about this (reasons why upcoming)
"Verriest milksop there ever was" is an underrated insult tbh (even if it's being used unfairly here). Loads of current political applications 😆
"Verriest milksop there ever was" is an underrated insult tbh (even if it's being used unfairly here). Loads of current political applications 😆
I am SO THRILLED you're reading this. Here for the hot takes. Have LOADS to say about this (did my Honours thesis on it so I have loads of incredibly niche scholarly facts rolling around in my head). Please keep adding to the thread!
October 20, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I am SO THRILLED you're reading this. Here for the hot takes. Have LOADS to say about this (did my Honours thesis on it so I have loads of incredibly niche scholarly facts rolling around in my head). Please keep adding to the thread!
In these uncertain times I'd happily take indifference over belligerence tbh...
October 20, 2025 at 12:59 AM
In these uncertain times I'd happily take indifference over belligerence tbh...
Can you please stop being so talented? It's really doing a number on my self esteem. Next you'll be telling me you bake a mean souffle too.
October 19, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Can you please stop being so talented? It's really doing a number on my self esteem. Next you'll be telling me you bake a mean souffle too.
Has someone alerted @weratedogs.com yet?
a white dog with a brown nose is standing on a wooden floor and looking up at the camera .
ALT: a white dog with a brown nose is standing on a wooden floor and looking up at the camera .
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October 18, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Has someone alerted @weratedogs.com yet?
Norton Critical Editions are the best too - the commentary/essays really add a layer to the classics 👌
October 15, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Norton Critical Editions are the best too - the commentary/essays really add a layer to the classics 👌
This dog measures his world in baked goods.
- #DonutMode™️ (it's cold, I must tuck my nose into my nethers post-haste)
- #PancakeMode™️ (it's must spread flat like batter, then flip over)
- #BaguetteMode™️ (similar to a cat's loaf mode, legs tucked in, pointy snout extended - for watching TV)
- #DonutMode™️ (it's cold, I must tuck my nose into my nethers post-haste)
- #PancakeMode™️ (it's must spread flat like batter, then flip over)
- #BaguetteMode™️ (similar to a cat's loaf mode, legs tucked in, pointy snout extended - for watching TV)
October 15, 2025 at 5:55 AM
This dog measures his world in baked goods.
- #DonutMode™️ (it's cold, I must tuck my nose into my nethers post-haste)
- #PancakeMode™️ (it's must spread flat like batter, then flip over)
- #BaguetteMode™️ (similar to a cat's loaf mode, legs tucked in, pointy snout extended - for watching TV)
- #DonutMode™️ (it's cold, I must tuck my nose into my nethers post-haste)
- #PancakeMode™️ (it's must spread flat like batter, then flip over)
- #BaguetteMode™️ (similar to a cat's loaf mode, legs tucked in, pointy snout extended - for watching TV)
But WW3 in present day? Or like, WW1 in 1805? Important distinction, I think.
October 14, 2025 at 12:52 AM
But WW3 in present day? Or like, WW1 in 1805? Important distinction, I think.
Bootleg pianoforte scores. I dig it.
October 14, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Bootleg pianoforte scores. I dig it.
I'm going to need you to tease this out
a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk in an office making a funny face .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk in an office making a funny face .
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October 14, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I'm going to need you to tease this out
Yes Yes Yes. And Dickon (The Secret Garden) is literally Pan-in-flesh.
I mean, the scene when he meets Mary has him playing the panflute surrounded by animals...
I mean, the scene when he meets Mary has him playing the panflute surrounded by animals...
October 14, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Yes Yes Yes. And Dickon (The Secret Garden) is literally Pan-in-flesh.
I mean, the scene when he meets Mary has him playing the panflute surrounded by animals...
I mean, the scene when he meets Mary has him playing the panflute surrounded by animals...