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Dave the Human
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Allegations that I am a venomous space lizard from the future are false. I do not represent my employer. He/him
New pc is alive and kicking! unfortunately Helldivers runs like dog shit for reasons that are not specific to my computer, which is v frustrating. It also still has a handful of odd problems that I’m still troubleshooting. But overall, I am happy with progress

#gaming #pcbuild #pcbuilding #pcgaming
September 15, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Been building a new PC since Saturday. It boots, but only when there’s only one stick of ram in the A2 slot. Anything in B2 and no boot. Mobo problem, I fear. Appt at microcenter scheduled for Friday, hoping for a miracle. Parts list in alt

#pcbuilding #pcgaming
August 13, 2025 at 4:11 PM
This was the situation trying to get tickets to the #MarylandRennaissanceFestival last night. The internet says it’s bots, which def tracks, but who and why is unclear. Scammers are reselling on stubhub but not 80,00 of them.
August 5, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I watched him climb up this tree like he was walking up stairs. He doesn’t know it, but his days of freedom are at an end. 105 dead animals in the house (and worse, not yet dead animals) is the line. Screening in the porch and building a 190 sqft catio out back, begins tomorrow. #petsofbluesky #cat
July 28, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Nice
May 28, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Ended the day with just the worst news. Every day of work for the last three months has been just like this.
April 25, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Didn’t want to ruin this for you, but I liked it in my heart
April 24, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I got a fucking ad in my fucking car god fucking damnit i hate this fucking timeline
March 28, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I’m really loving Arco, and any game that not only lets me pet the cat but gives me an achievement for petting the cat will be a 10/10 from me
February 24, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Mine is doing that right now
February 13, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Helldivers adding a child lock onto the hellbomb backpack (which is undemocratic imo, but I digress) reminded me of the button guard I had to put on my escape key because my cat kept sitting on it
February 11, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Shogun showdown. What a game. Day 6 is hard lol lmao.

#videogames #indiegaming #gaming #shogunshowdown
January 28, 2025 at 4:24 PM
This here is Hughie Jennings, who played on the Baltimore Orioles in the 1890s

Jennings set a record that has never been broken. In 1896, Jennings was hit by 51 pitches

He was hit by 3 pitches in one game. He once took a dinger to the dome, finished the game, and then went into a coma for 3 days
January 23, 2025 at 6:41 PM
RIP
January 19, 2025 at 3:38 AM
So the TikTok ban is upheld and I have Thoughts. And since this is my new void for screaming into…

I think the thing that is most striking to me that also nobody seems to be talking about is that Google, Meta, Elon all seem to be giddy about this, but imo it is bad for them, actually
January 17, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source
January 12, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Hershey Bears teddy bear toss 2025! This was very cool to see, looking forward to next year
January 6, 2025 at 9:34 PM
You can pet the cat in Metaphor. Already better than wukong. #gaming #videogames #metaphor #wukong
December 31, 2024 at 3:17 PM