everything is fine and im fine and were all fine

but hey in a couple years some of the families may potentially get like a couple hundred dollars in compensation after a protracted legal battle and no change in policy at all

soooooo that fine
were all fine
its fine

i-like-to-strike-weddings-ass-country says "what"

(stfu france)

lena, you sound...tense

shut up, im fine, my eye isnt twitching, i am not going to run head first into a brick wall, its fine, were all fine

what they killed some guys?

without any evidence??

thats wild and unheard of, i too am just now shocked and appalled at the us military doing this for the first time ever...wow, the things we discover together on this free website! amazing!

i mean at worst fire me

and i dont want to not do it that badly

lena i thought we werent engaging??

IM NOT!! IM GRADING PAPERS! SHUT UP

not in a cool "ooh i have some hot takes" sort of way

very much in a "if i spend even a fraction of a second engaging with this i will have to be committed to an institution, and probably one of the ones with locked doors so lets fucking not" sort of way

affect: its hard, yall

they all did great and we're very lucky that the fire station is super close so help is never far away

but i definitely was thinking too hard and forgot to tell my face to look the appropriate amount of impressed while listening to the story

by any other metric...less well

sometimes i think about the fact that my colleagues do the same job as me and then instead of go home to sleep and MAYBE do a bit of college or building or hobby on the side maybe they have to go home and raise kids and keep the house clean and just...how??

its for warming up your dishes before serving

apparently

"i couldnt be a teacher with how kids are these days"

haha yeah last year i asked 45 12yos what their dream in life was and for 42 of them it was just some version of "be super rich"...oh, wait, you mean they talk in tiktok slang dont you? okay

so instead you have to be like "hahah yeah sometimes the kids dont listen to what i ask them to do that sure sucks"

as if you give a fuck

sooo i dont know if the neighbours daughter is still "big boned" but i do know that she has always had hair that makes her look like a plucked chicken and now with age her face is looking more and more like an english bulldog, but you know, her mother wasn't a looker either