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Not Carl
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· Apr 1
Hope everyone comes out to see my band OCD/C this weekend. We cover AC/DC and if we miss a note we have to start the whole show over
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A guy just got on the subway smoking a blunt, apologized profusely to everyone on the train and explained that he was only going one stop, took a huge rip, apologized again, and got off at the next stop.
December 17, 2025 at 3:56 PM
A guy just got on the subway smoking a blunt, apologized profusely to everyone on the train and explained that he was only going one stop, took a huge rip, apologized again, and got off at the next stop.
Weird way to refer to Hochul, and really bad spellchecking too troopers.ny.gov/news/gouvern...
Gouverneur women arrested following a traffic stop
troopers.ny.gov
December 17, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Weird way to refer to Hochul, and really bad spellchecking too troopers.ny.gov/news/gouvern...
First place or tied for first wire-to-wire then I lose in the two-week semifinal because I started Waller last week and Kincaid this week against Pitts, who I dropped two weeks ago
December 16, 2025 at 4:21 AM
First place or tied for first wire-to-wire then I lose in the two-week semifinal because I started Waller last week and Kincaid this week against Pitts, who I dropped two weeks ago
The teens have got to stop using "unc" without a "(not the university)" label
December 15, 2025 at 6:26 PM
The teens have got to stop using "unc" without a "(not the university)" label
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Elon's little serfs are quite literally begging journalists to come back because every publicly available source of data shows people have fled the platform and young people won't use it.
They are literally begging regular people to come back. Don't do it! It is a website by and for actual Nazis!
They are literally begging regular people to come back. Don't do it! It is a website by and for actual Nazis!
December 15, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Elon's little serfs are quite literally begging journalists to come back because every publicly available source of data shows people have fled the platform and young people won't use it.
They are literally begging regular people to come back. Don't do it! It is a website by and for actual Nazis!
They are literally begging regular people to come back. Don't do it! It is a website by and for actual Nazis!
Jordan Love in crunch time
a football player with the number 53 on his jersey is getting ready to run
ALT: a football player with the number 53 on his jersey is getting ready to run
media.tenor.com
December 15, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Jordan Love in crunch time
I feel crazy for even considering Lawrence over Mahomes today but ??
December 14, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I feel crazy for even considering Lawrence over Mahomes today but ??
Kraken vs Mammoth is a truly messed up matchup
December 13, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Kraken vs Mammoth is a truly messed up matchup
Snakes on a Plane was a pretty good midnight screening
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Snakes on a Plane was a pretty good midnight screening
Thought this was Oasis
December 12, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Thought this was Oasis
Started a new job a few weeks ago and it's good I've been with the company for a while because I haven't seen any indication that my new team has any training plans
December 11, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Started a new job a few weeks ago and it's good I've been with the company for a while because I haven't seen any indication that my new team has any training plans
2/10 parking job. Off street near building not much else going for it
Car crashes into building on Gorman Street in Raleigh
The WRAL Breaking News Tracker spotted the crash at an apartment complex on Gorman Street and Graduate Lane. While it is unclear what caused the crash, it appeared the vehicle was up against the side of a building.
The WRAL Breaking News Tracker spotted the crash at an apartment complex on Gorman Street and Graduate Lane. While it is unclear what caused the crash, it appeared the vehicle was up against the side of a building.
Car crashes into building on Gorman Street in Raleigh
The WRAL Breaking News Tracker spotted the crash at an apartment complex on Gorman Street and Graduate Lane. While it is unclear what caused the crash, it appeared the vehicle was up against the side of a building.
www.wral.com
December 11, 2025 at 3:45 AM
2/10 parking job. Off street near building not much else going for it
This is probably the worst thing any Big Ten coach has ever done
December 11, 2025 at 2:05 AM
This is probably the worst thing any Big Ten coach has ever done
Getting paid to sit at your desk and say "fuck you" under your breath at a computer screen all day >>>>>>
December 9, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Getting paid to sit at your desk and say "fuck you" under your breath at a computer screen all day >>>>>>
From this moment until I breathe my last I will do all I can to make airports sweatier
December 9, 2025 at 3:52 PM
From this moment until I breathe my last I will do all I can to make airports sweatier
Dropping grapes into my king's mouth without making physical contact so as to prevent myself from being turned to solid gold
What skill did you master that you will never, ever use again?
Archival research feels like it’s full of these, but then there’s always one throwback archive with a microfiche machine or a paper catalogue (or, indeed: NARA)
Archival research feels like it’s full of these, but then there’s always one throwback archive with a microfiche machine or a paper catalogue (or, indeed: NARA)
What skill did you master that you will never, ever use again?
Summer of '95 I had a job assembling single-use film cameras, which I did enough that I can still perform the actions. I don't think they even sell them anymore, but even if they do I'm certainly never going to be making them again!
Summer of '95 I had a job assembling single-use film cameras, which I did enough that I can still perform the actions. I don't think they even sell them anymore, but even if they do I'm certainly never going to be making them again!
December 8, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Dropping grapes into my king's mouth without making physical contact so as to prevent myself from being turned to solid gold
Sounds like North Dakota State forgot to account for Shohei Ohtani
circling back here.
Illinois State threw FIVE interceptions...
and got stopped on 4th-and-goal twice...
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and WON against the undefeated defending national champs who were winning by an average of 30 points every game?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!
what the hell happened?!?!?!?!?!
Illinois State threw FIVE interceptions...
and got stopped on 4th-and-goal twice...
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and WON against the undefeated defending national champs who were winning by an average of 30 points every game?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!
what the hell happened?!?!?!?!?!
December 7, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Sounds like North Dakota State forgot to account for Shohei Ohtani
Why'd UVA run that play there? Historical connections to slavery?
December 7, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Why'd UVA run that play there? Historical connections to slavery?
Congratulations in particular to Bill Belichick
December 7, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Congratulations in particular to Bill Belichick
I will behead the emu
December 7, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I will behead the emu
ACC needs to hold their championship at SoFi Stadium or somewhere else in their territory with a roof
December 7, 2025 at 3:13 AM
ACC needs to hold their championship at SoFi Stadium or somewhere else in their territory with a roof
Haven't seen a branch accelerate that fast since Kyle down the street finished off the Bud Light case and smashed his Taurus into our crepe myrtles
December 7, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Haven't seen a branch accelerate that fast since Kyle down the street finished off the Bud Light case and smashed his Taurus into our crepe myrtles
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Leo Messi finally wins the one trophy he's pursued his entire life: MLS Cup.
Now officially the GOAT.
Now officially the GOAT.
December 6, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Leo Messi finally wins the one trophy he's pursued his entire life: MLS Cup.
Now officially the GOAT.
Now officially the GOAT.
Better ozone than kzone imo
December 6, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Better ozone than kzone imo