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Ted Berg
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A body like Arnold with a Denzel face
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Ted Berg @ogtedberg.bsky.social · 5h
Yes, but without having thought about this much at all, I feel like landing Alcantara+ might also cost Luisangel Acuna, who would quite obviously get off to a torrid start with the Marlins while Alcantara gets hit hard in his first couple of outings.
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Ted Berg @ogtedberg.bsky.social · 8h
Years later I'll be on here like, "what's funny is that Anthony Bender actually wound up being the most impactful player in that trade"
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Ted Berg @ogtedberg.bsky.social · 8h
Once you realize the Mets are inevitably going to trade Mark Vientos to the Marlins for 1-2 pitchers they don't want to pay anymore, you know exactly how it'll play out, all the way down the line.
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Ted Berg @ogtedberg.bsky.social · 21h
IMO it’s not as good as it’s trying to be but it has my attention.
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Ted Berg @ogtedberg.bsky.social · 1d
imagine being more unfavorable than Curtis Sliwa
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Ted Berg @ogtedberg.bsky.social · 1d
Celebrity NYC bike lane sighting: Owen Wilson, southbound, looking cheerful.
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Ted Berg @ogtedberg.bsky.social · 1d
Jeter would've hit a grand slam in that spot
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Ted Berg @ogtedberg.bsky.social · 1d
Yes this was the first thing I thought of when they brought Mason Fluharty in on Sunday (my introduction to Mason Fluharty).
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Ted Berg @ogtedberg.bsky.social · 1d
This inspired me to look up Jett Bandy and learn that Jett Bandy’s dad was the guy who trained Tom Cruise to do bartending tricks for Cocktail.
A transcript of an interview with former MLB catcher Jett Bandy about how his father was a bartender who did bottle-flipping tricks and trained Tom Cruise for the movie Cocktail.
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Ted Berg @ogtedberg.bsky.social · 1d
Nathan Lukes is the third fakest-sounding baseball name on the Blue Jays roster behind Addison Barger and Mason Fluharty.
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Ted Berg @ogtedberg.bsky.social · 1d
The food looks so bad that I’d just take my chances with nuclear fallout
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Ted Berg @ogtedberg.bsky.social · 2d
I demand demarcation of the north shore/south shore/suffolk/hamptons boundaries. Four totally different long islands.
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Ted Berg @ogtedberg.bsky.social · 2d
I also kind of feel like each of the upper New England states has its own distinct thing going on.
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Ted Berg @ogtedberg.bsky.social · 2d
Harkens back to the famed Rubber v. Glue case of 1957.
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Denise Wheeler @denisedwheeler.bsky.social · 2d
Reuters photographer Jonathan Ernst noticed that Bondi flipped open a file during the Senate hearing and he zoomed in.

Inside were her crib notes for attacking the senators.

The GOP now practicing Cliff's Notes Fascism

In other words, under oath Bondi was purely a performance.
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Ted Berg @ogtedberg.bsky.social · Oct 26
What an amazing showcase for contemporary Major League Baseball, and here to tell you all about it is the man who hates it most, John Smoltz
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Ghostbusters (1984) @ghostbusters1984.bsky.social · 2d
Then, during the Third Reconciliation of the Last of the Meketrex Supplicants, they chose a new form for him, that of a giant Sloar!
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Ted Berg @ogtedberg.bsky.social · 2d
How are the Blue Jays doing this with single-payer healthcare
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Ted Berg @ogtedberg.bsky.social · 2d
I defy any one of these guys to eat a Ricobene’s breaded steak sandwich, contemplate its life-affirming splendor, then go on doing their fascism. You can’t do it. It’s too beautiful. Also you’ll need a nap.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 2d
The road to anti fascism lies in big boy solidarity and if it takes fucked up Chicago food to make it happen then we roll
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Ted Berg @ogtedberg.bsky.social · 3d
I made the mistake of reading the comments recently and found Mets fans arguing that they might as well trade Lindor now because Soto’s going to opt out after 2029 anyway.
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Ted Berg @ogtedberg.bsky.social · 3d
They obviously agreed that "Come Together" was simply too good too omit even if it was a little ambiguous for the main headline.
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Ted Berg @ogtedberg.bsky.social · 3d
same, I think my mind was faltering at that point
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Ted Berg @ogtedberg.bsky.social · 3d
the most fantastical part is trying to imagine a New Jersey dad who wouldn't want his daughter going out with Bruce Springsteen.
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Ted Berg @ogtedberg.bsky.social · 3d
Basically every Bruce Springsteen song is about why you should have sex with Bruce Springsteen, usually in his car.
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Ted Berg @ogtedberg.bsky.social · 3d
I didn’t even have to look into what series you were talking about once I saw “Games 2 and 5.”
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Ted Berg @ogtedberg.bsky.social · 3d
Why isn’t Lewis Black doing Phillies postgame shows?
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