Ted Berg
ogtedberg.bsky.social
Ted Berg
@ogtedberg.bsky.social
A body like Arnold with a Denzel face
Never mind, it may be this!
February 17, 2026 at 2:01 AM
This is it! And I was only three months off on my 1982 guess.
February 17, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Can anyone remember this thing I saw in school once? Been googling but can’t find anything. The premise: a teacher assigns every student to one of ~5 groups named for colors (they may wear armbands?). Each color is a social caste, with orange at the bottom, and the orange kids are called “‘rangs.”
It's too much going on at once. Let's sit the class down and watch a movie together.
February 17, 2026 at 1:51 AM
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Everything else is commentary
February 16, 2026 at 2:46 PM
One experience I enjoy is stumbling onto a baseball-reference page that reveals a pure and beautiful love of baseball www.baseball-reference.com/register/pla...
Welington Dotel Minor, Winter, Independent & Mexican Leagues Statistics | Baseball-Reference.com
Welington Dotel Minor, Winter, Independent & Mexican Leagues Statistics including batting, fielding, prospect rankings and more on Baseball-Reference.com
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February 16, 2026 at 2:29 PM
that wasn't the presidente I wanted Nick Castellanos to take down
February 12, 2026 at 8:57 PM
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I don’t really know what I expect in posting this, but maybe some people see it and can learn from it.

I’ll call it “lessons from an unwilling immigration attorney.”

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February 11, 2026 at 9:56 PM
@shankcruz.bsky.social hey, you went to Hunter, right? We were in the same MFA class I think. I was in the fiction group. I had no idea there were other Mets fans about!
February 12, 2026 at 1:51 PM
"Dress up as your culture" day is tricky because my kids' school is very international. You can't claim Italian when you're 4th generation and there are kids in your class born in Italy. My solution: Mets gear. Your culture is "Mets fan," kids, in more ways than you yet understand, and I'm sorry.
February 12, 2026 at 1:29 PM
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Holy shit this is the best thing I've read in a month www.actioncookbook.com/welcome-to-t...
Welcome to the Group Chat
There's a new member, whether you like it or not!
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February 11, 2026 at 1:04 PM
I believe Daniel Tiger sets unrealistic expectations. If Daniel gets mad, maybe instead of learning a song about how to calm down, they should have him maul Prince Wednesday. Kids need to know it’s not safe to fraternize with tigers.
February 10, 2026 at 11:09 PM
This is easily the most trombone-centric Super Bowl halftime show I’ve ever seen.
February 9, 2026 at 1:31 AM
So you’re just going to send that poor dog back to live with the racist assholes next door?
February 9, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Bad Bunny? More like bad football
February 9, 2026 at 12:50 AM
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“In Finland, the number of homeless people has fallen sharply. Those affected receive a small apartment & counselling with no preconditions. 4 out of 5 people affected make their way back to a stable life. And all this is CHEAPER than accepting homelessness.”

IT SAVES PUBLIC MONEY to house people.
Finland ends homelessness and provides shelter for all in need - scoop.me
In Finland, the number of homeless people has fallen sharply. Why? The country applies the "Housing First" concept agains homelessness.
thebetter.news
February 6, 2026 at 4:45 AM
I for one hope that, for propriety’s sake, Green Day avoids politics and sticks to their vast early catalogue of masturbation anthems.
February 8, 2026 at 1:50 PM
IMO give him the Major Deegan and make him think it’s an honor.
You want your Gateway project funding? Here’s the price. 🤡

@punchbowlnews.bsky.social
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February 5, 2026 at 11:45 PM
I am copy-editing a list of pole vaulting tips for a freelance gig and I am so tempted to add "Tip #5: Don't have an enormous penis"
February 4, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Would it be considered rude to boo Jeff Kent at his Hall of Fame induction?
February 4, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Staten Island Chuck woke up this morning and saw Bill de Blasio's shadow. Lights out, rodent, big Bill's back in town.
February 2, 2026 at 2:41 PM
The people have spoken
February 2, 2026 at 2:15 AM
"Wherever there's a cop beating a guy,
Wherever a hungry newborn baby cries,
Where there's a fight against the blood
and hatred in the air,
Look for me, mom, I'll be fully aroused." - Greg Bovino
January 27, 2026 at 1:11 AM
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Dystopia takes a backseat to the NFL playoffs
January 18, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Just got a call playing a message from Mamdani saying that NYC school buildings are closed tomorrow. He did fine, but this is a spot where Eric Adams would’ve shined. “Hey New Yawkahs, it’s me Eric Adams. Snowstorms are time for babymakin’, if you get what I’m saying, but if you already did that…”
January 25, 2026 at 2:55 PM
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People are being executed in the street over a problem that straight up does not exist and both parties are complicit in the lie
January 24, 2026 at 5:49 PM