emily
@notemilyhobbes.bsky.social
18yo pansexual gender-confused actual real life cat that posts about things they like (or don’t like)
for the love of god it's not "note"
ongoing arcs: trans, redemption
for the love of god it's not "note"
ongoing arcs: trans, redemption
i should change my male name to scott so i can say hey all scott here when i introduce myself
January 22, 2026 at 7:58 AM
i should change my male name to scott so i can say hey all scott here when i introduce myself
winston churchill will be in fnaf 7 and his jumpscare will be ummm really fucking scary
January 22, 2026 at 7:48 AM
winston churchill will be in fnaf 7 and his jumpscare will be ummm really fucking scary
would fluttgirshy hit the weed bong
January 22, 2026 at 7:46 AM
would fluttgirshy hit the weed bong
slenjerman: find my jermas
January 22, 2026 at 7:24 AM
slenjerman: find my jermas
Hoooooly shit… 3D wordle. Think about it
January 22, 2026 at 7:18 AM
Hoooooly shit… 3D wordle. Think about it
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Album: Owl City-Ocean Eyes (Dark Deluxe Edition)
Created by: SonicHeroes
Uploaded on: September 3rd, 2010
Created by: SonicHeroes
Uploaded on: September 3rd, 2010
January 22, 2026 at 5:00 AM
Album: Owl City-Ocean Eyes (Dark Deluxe Edition)
Created by: SonicHeroes
Uploaded on: September 3rd, 2010
Created by: SonicHeroes
Uploaded on: September 3rd, 2010
past few days have been a rollercoaster of emotions
January 21, 2026 at 6:17 AM
past few days have been a rollercoaster of emotions
Ok you know what yeah fuck it i'm posting my sona. Yeah screw it.
this is an edit of an image i legitimately can't find (yes i had permission) i have zero drawing ability don't expect any future drawings of my sona to look this good
this is an edit of an image i legitimately can't find (yes i had permission) i have zero drawing ability don't expect any future drawings of my sona to look this good
January 19, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Ok you know what yeah fuck it i'm posting my sona. Yeah screw it.
this is an edit of an image i legitimately can't find (yes i had permission) i have zero drawing ability don't expect any future drawings of my sona to look this good
this is an edit of an image i legitimately can't find (yes i had permission) i have zero drawing ability don't expect any future drawings of my sona to look this good
Reposted by emily
Only star in the sky 💫
#KirbyAirRiders
#KirbyAirRiders
January 19, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Only star in the sky 💫
#KirbyAirRiders
#KirbyAirRiders
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this is one of the greatest videos created on the net
September 14, 2025 at 1:50 AM
this is one of the greatest videos created on the net
i had this idea for a balatro mod a whlie back that adds something called "the poop voucher". it would slowly turn your screen more and more brown and would have absolutely no practical effect at all. the only way to reverse it would be to either lose or quit the game entirely.
January 18, 2026 at 11:51 PM
i had this idea for a balatro mod a whlie back that adds something called "the poop voucher". it would slowly turn your screen more and more brown and would have absolutely no practical effect at all. the only way to reverse it would be to either lose or quit the game entirely.
it’s 2:37 am and im listening to captainsparklez revenge minecraft parody slowed + reverb
how did i get here
how did i get here
January 18, 2026 at 9:37 AM
it’s 2:37 am and im listening to captainsparklez revenge minecraft parody slowed + reverb
how did i get here
how did i get here
homer marge bart lisa maggie principal skinner superindentent chalmers edna krabappel ms hoover ralph wiggum chief wiggum nelson muntz carl lenny mr. burns ned flanders maude flanders rod flanders todd flanders moe moleman krusty the clown sideshow bob sideshow mel comic book guy blue haired lawyer
January 17, 2026 at 7:10 AM
homer marge bart lisa maggie principal skinner superindentent chalmers edna krabappel ms hoover ralph wiggum chief wiggum nelson muntz carl lenny mr. burns ned flanders maude flanders rod flanders todd flanders moe moleman krusty the clown sideshow bob sideshow mel comic book guy blue haired lawyer
i made this account to post my mildly amusing thoughts. since creating this account i have not significantly less mildly amusing thoughts. what the shit. why must you do this to me
January 17, 2026 at 4:28 AM
i made this account to post my mildly amusing thoughts. since creating this account i have not significantly less mildly amusing thoughts. what the shit. why must you do this to me
WHAT THE FUCK CASINO CALAMITY IS REAL
January 16, 2026 at 11:54 PM
WHAT THE FUCK CASINO CALAMITY IS REAL
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i should play shovel knight someday (proceeds to not play shovel knight)
January 16, 2026 at 10:33 PM
i should play shovel knight someday (proceeds to not play shovel knight)
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The manual for Wario Blast: Featuring Bomberman shows an extremely low level of effort regarding Wario illustrations. Despite Bomberman receiving various different drawings, only one artwork of Wario is used, which is repeated 19 times without any alterations.
January 16, 2026 at 6:17 PM
The manual for Wario Blast: Featuring Bomberman shows an extremely low level of effort regarding Wario illustrations. Despite Bomberman receiving various different drawings, only one artwork of Wario is used, which is repeated 19 times without any alterations.
Reposted by emily
The Twitter version of this account has been a walking zombie for a while but it’s still sad to see posts get a tenth of the engagement despite having more than twice the follower count
January 15, 2026 at 1:59 AM
The Twitter version of this account has been a walking zombie for a while but it’s still sad to see posts get a tenth of the engagement despite having more than twice the follower count
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this is the peak of ACNH modding
January 14, 2026 at 9:27 PM
this is the peak of ACNH modding
most people aren't ready to hear this but the mlp version of don't mine at night is better than both the original parody and last friday night
January 14, 2026 at 8:03 PM
most people aren't ready to hear this but the mlp version of don't mine at night is better than both the original parody and last friday night
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windows xp profile pic buddies. which profile pic did you have?
January 14, 2026 at 12:46 AM
windows xp profile pic buddies. which profile pic did you have?
i am currently experiencing a severe “funny moment” drought. posts will resume after i watch 15 straight hours of family guy
January 14, 2026 at 1:34 AM
i am currently experiencing a severe “funny moment” drought. posts will resume after i watch 15 straight hours of family guy
