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notenoughcrows.bsky.social
Alan Cumberland
@notenoughcrows.bsky.social
1.2K followers 860 following 2.3K posts
Neurodivergent and unpleasant
She/her
#bantersky enthusiast

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Bonus terrifying sheds on the way home
2 rusting corrugated metal sheds with collapsing gables (?) and doors
January 31, 2026 at 5:21 PM
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Had a lovely afternoon of sheds and beef with @florilegia.bsky.social
A sizzling bowl of beef and rice 🥵 A sketchbook with really intricate drawings of scissors, a hole punch and some writing I can't read on this photo A drawing of a bracket that looks like a furious owl
January 31, 2026 at 5:20 PM
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The rainbow symphony dolphin meme with how it feels to block Bluesky mods and devs on sight, there's flying dolphins and fish
January 30, 2026 at 11:11 PM
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Percy is also keen
A black and white cat with his head in a recycling bag slurping away at a can which might have a trace of chicken in
January 30, 2026 at 11:51 AM
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Smh even the cats are meant to be looking for #gains now
Ad for Fuzzball cat food as saying it's the highest protein cat food in the UK
January 30, 2026 at 11:36 AM
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The vibes are bad on here but the thought of tagging your own memes on upscrolled is horrendous to me
Screenshot from Upscrolled showing a load of hashtags #UpScrolled #TikTok #X #meme #politics LOL
January 30, 2026 at 10:37 AM
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Not a labour supporter but thinks Keir is playing a blinder
Not sure what you qualify as decent policy? I mean to me having better and decent investment into public services is good policy. Raising living standards and getting people out of poverty is good policy. Let’s not forget that Labour are trying to fix the absolute mess the Tories left the country
January 29, 2026 at 4:23 PM
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New dark triad just dropped:
HM King Charles 75th Birthday Harry Potter™™ Paddington™™™
January 29, 2026 at 12:45 PM
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Immediately binning any post that comes with the butchers apron on
UNION FLAG - a stamp with it on, flapping unpleasantly in the breeze This popular special stamp has been updated with the silhouette of His Majesty King Charles III
January 29, 2026 at 12:42 PM
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We used to be a country, these alll sound shit👍
Royal Armouries The Vicar of Dibley tibles sale! Winston Churchill The Who Spiders Porridge Tower of London Union Flag DUNGEONS & DRAGONS Red Arrows: 60 Seasons Dogs Peppa Pig 100 Years of Commemorative Stamps The Age of the Dinosaurs Viking Britain
January 29, 2026 at 12:40 PM
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Look at them 😭🫡
Japanese New Year stamps with maneki neko on and various other cats, fish etc in the background Chinese panda stamps with child pandas on
January 29, 2026 at 11:45 AM
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Blue sex horse
The running horse emoji but blue
January 28, 2026 at 5:28 PM
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Makes u think
I couldn't help it. The stories here are so heart breaking. Hope this is allowed First they came for the pitbulls And I did not speak out Because I did not have a pitbull They came for Japanese Tosa, Dogo Argentina, Filo Brasileiro And I did not speak out Because I did not have a dog like that Then they came for the XL bullies And I did not speak out Because I did not have an XL bully. Then they came for my dog And there was no one left To speak out (Based on the poem First They Came by Pastor Martin Niemöller)
January 27, 2026 at 10:51 PM
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Open the photo for a jump scare.
(Its sad the dog got cancer but it looks terrifying)
Lilac and tan beneath the sky, A gentle soul they misread by. An XL Bully, strong yet kind, A loving heart, a brilliant mind. They called you banned, they called you wrong, But never saw where you belonged. For loyalty lived in every breath, A love untouched by fear or death. Three short years, but oh so deep, In every promise you would keep. You felt my tears before they fell, You knew my heart, you knew me well. Emotional, tender, brave and true, The world was loud - but not to you. You stayed beside me, calm and near, My safety, comfort, soul, and cheer. Cancer came, unfair and cruel, A thief with no respect for rules. It took your body, not your flame, Not the love tied to your name. Now you run where labels fade, Where no soul dog is afraid. Still loving, loyal - just not seen, Waiting where the grass stays green. My misunderstood, amazing friend, This isn't loss - it's not the end. You live in me, you always will, My heart, my home, my soul dog still There's a (terrifying) photo of the dog underneath
January 27, 2026 at 10:37 PM
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Making it unskippable
Labour is directing voters to this video which will run as a non-skippable placement on YouTube. It was seen by more than 100,000 people in the first hour after being uploaded
January 27, 2026 at 9:51 PM
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Why do even their comms people sound so weird
That’s why it’s important that we cut out Polanski’s Westminster waffle - and tell it like it is direct to Mancunians. We know anti-social behaviour causes nuisance to people in their local communities. Therefore locals will be up in arms when they discover the Greens’ plans to legalise all drugs.”
January 27, 2026 at 9:48 PM
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And a delicious beef noodle dish I've been thinking about for weeks 🍜
The noodles emoji swearing
January 27, 2026 at 5:36 PM
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Won't someone think of the global investors 😫
Leasehold reform plans will weaken UK's appeal as 'destination for global capital', insurance industry claims The ABI (Association of British Insurers), which says it represents an industry managing investments worth £1.4tn (trillion) says the government plans to cap ground rents will weaken the UK's appeal as a destination for global investment.
January 27, 2026 at 1:31 PM
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Judith Butler was right about terfs:
"So the Terfs will not be part of the contemporary struggle against fascism, one that requires a coalition guided by struggles against racism, nationalism, xenophobia and carceral violence, one that is mindful of the high rates of femicide throughout the world, which include high rates of attacks on trans and genderqueer people," Butler said.
January 25, 2026 at 2:20 PM
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We used to be a county
Wales Online headline about someone shitting themselves for a year after having some bad pork scratchings
January 25, 2026 at 1:20 PM
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Every single time:
Screenshot of his profile showing him on the Helen Lewis blocklist
January 25, 2026 at 12:45 PM
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If she wants blue sex horse content then @hawaiiworms.bsky.social is the one to follow
The horse emoji but blue and surrounded by snowflakes
January 24, 2026 at 7:33 PM
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Found out where your boyfriend lives 🤣🤣🧍‍♂️💨🍻 #bantersky
A Google maps screenshot showing a village called Treguff
January 24, 2026 at 6:08 PM
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I just don't think we should bully people who are dealing with the real issues, like overpriced meal deals
Norman Rockwell 4 Freedoms painting - the one with a man in tatty brown coat talking while some other men watch
January 24, 2026 at 10:52 AM
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She protecc
My snack
A black cat arm stretched out over a Toblerone (milk chocolate)
January 23, 2026 at 8:58 PM