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Alan Cumberland
@notenoughcrows.bsky.social
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Neurodivergent and unpleasant
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#bantersky enthusiast

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Alan Cumberland @notenoughcrows.bsky.social · 13d
Can see this being useful over the next year or so
Mr Bobby with text reading: maybe your party could be less shit? Vote shaming doesn't work It just makes us t and your partute Politicians aren't owed our votes THEY EARN THEM
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meemalee.bsky.social
“Revolutions Are Built on Hope.

That's Why I Believe Myanmar's Protesters Will Succeed”

I wrote these words just after the military coup in Myanmar that took place exactly five years ago and I still believe those words today (🧵)

time.com/5953413/myan...

#WhatsHappeningInMyanmar
A screenshot of the article I wrote for TIME magazine on the military coup in Myanmar and the Civil Disobedience Movement that followed.
February 1, 2026 at 9:44 AM
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downwithdan.bsky.social
This guy saw the ruthkanda post and said hold my beer
Nick Adams @NickAdamsinUSA 16h I am settling in for a showing of 'Melania' and the theater is PACKED! Earlier, a bystander asked if I was heading in to see Avatar, and I stopped dead in my tracks. "Avatar? No, son," I curtly replied. "I don't watch woke movies. I'm here to see the groundbreaking documentary about our incredibly talented First Lady." The man's two little girls began jumping up and down, pulling on his sleeve, and begging, "Daddy, we want to see Melania!" "But. But..." he stammered, "I thought you girls wanted to see Zootopia 2?" "No, no, NO," they said, now nearly shouting. "We want to see Melania!! She is the most beautiful First Lady EVER." Their father was scrambling, stressed out, and disoriented. "Girls, I'm afraid you aren't the only ones who are captivated by President Trump and his beautiful wife," I said, kneeling to get on their level. "Virtually everyone in this theater is here for the 7:30 PM showing, and it's been sold out for days." Tears began to well up in their eyes. "But..." I said in a hushed tone, "I happen to have a few extra tickets with me, and I'd like you and your dad to have them." They jumped for joy and began hugging their father. He looked relieved as he wiped the sweat off his brow with a smile. I handed him the tickets and pulled him close. "Raise these girls right," I whispered. "Teach them to be classy conservative women of faith like Melania, don't let them become like Meghan Markle. Capisce?" He hugged me and thanked me profusely. "What are you going to do now?" He asked. "Don't worry about me, son," I told him, with a twinkle in my eye. "I've already got tickets to the next showing." Jan 31, 2026 • 2:52 AM UTC • 7,183 17 389 • 4,748 Il 2,337,368
January 31, 2026 at 6:58 PM
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junoryleejournalism.com
i am extremely proud to announce my latest journalism

this piece is about Tupac Amaru Shakur, the Black Panthers, COINTELPRO, and liberation

ALL my work is free, PLEASE SEND TIPS

i publish every other Thursday

read for free by clicking the link below:

junoryleejournalism.com/2026/01/29/t...
TUPAC AMARU SHAKUR | Artist, Rapper, and Son of a Black Panther “They got money for wars, but can’t feed the poor.” Read the Full Article January 29, 2026 . By Juno Rylee Schultz
January 30, 2026 at 4:20 AM
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theartdevil.bsky.social
the entire fucking campaign to smear trans people as predators that's made our lives a living hell for years and has killed thousands of us and sparked an ongoing attempted genocide is because of an elite billionaire pedophile cabal who didn't want to pay taxes, i'm crashing the fuck out right now
January 31, 2026 at 5:46 PM
notenoughcrows.bsky.social
Had a lovely afternoon of sheds and beef with @florilegia.bsky.social
A sizzling bowl of beef and rice 🥵 A sketchbook with really intricate drawings of scissors, a hole punch and some writing I can't read on this photo A drawing of a bracket that looks like a furious owl
January 31, 2026 at 5:20 PM
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sarkisz.bsky.social
Bsky adding moderation tags like
January 31, 2026 at 3:06 AM
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tomusher.bsky.social
The funny thing about a certain type of angry conspiracy guy is that they’re literally being confronted with an elite paedophile ring and a tyrannical government at the same time right now, and because it isn't being done by the people they wanted it to be done by they’re all being pussies about it
January 31, 2026 at 9:20 AM
notenoughcrows.bsky.social
The rainbow symphony dolphin meme with how it feels to block Bluesky mods and devs on sight, there's flying dolphins and fish
January 30, 2026 at 11:11 PM
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james.claims
grooimesss, groiimessssssss. ahm so sad. groimes. jeffree won’t answer mi eemailz. ah want to go to hiz island groimes. ah don’t ceer about iz six croimes, groimes. ha ha that rhoimes.
January 30, 2026 at 9:24 PM
notenoughcrows.bsky.social
Trying to think of the worst discourse and it's got to be something that combines mounjaro with indoor cats or something
January 30, 2026 at 9:32 PM
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sirosenbaum.bsky.social
4 Black Journalists were just abducted by the regime. That's 4 more Black journalists than most of my white journalism colleagues can name off the tops of their heads
January 30, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Reposted by Alan Cumberland
stefanheck.bsky.social
TO: World’s Biggest Pedophile
FROM: Elon Musk
SUBJECT: RE: Pedophile party on your pedophile island

Any other famous pedophiles going to be there? Looking forward to doing a bunch of pedophile stuff btw.
joesonka.lpm.org Joe Sonka 😐 @joesonka.lpm.org · 1d
OK, so Musk was planning to go to Epstein's island, but it's not like he went there with the intent to go to a wild party or something, it was probably just some business. Excuse me, an email just came in.

*Reads:* "What day/night will be the wildest party on your island?"
January 30, 2026 at 7:44 PM
notenoughcrows.bsky.social
As well as Catherine O'Hara we also lost Big Knife, who had provided 15 years of loyal service 🫡🫗
January 30, 2026 at 6:44 PM
notenoughcrows.bsky.social
Very Goldfrapp voice: I want to ride a Blue Sex Horse
January 30, 2026 at 5:13 PM
notenoughcrows.bsky.social
Can't decide whether that's worse than the whining and clacky talons, I'm not a Sounds person

(Which is why Percy is the best)
notenoughcrows.bsky.social Alan Cumberland @notenoughcrows.bsky.social · 2d
✨✨And barking ✨✨
January 30, 2026 at 2:52 PM
notenoughcrows.bsky.social
FFS to have a coffee between physio and the school run and there's a fucking XL bully in here (large mauler class dog wearing a muzzle and whining to get at the edible children)
January 30, 2026 at 2:36 PM
notenoughcrows.bsky.social
I heard XL Bullies are knocking on doors to see if there's any children living there for when they get a bit peckish
January 30, 2026 at 12:22 PM
notenoughcrows.bsky.social
Percy is also keen
A black and white cat with his head in a recycling bag slurping away at a can which might have a trace of chicken in
January 30, 2026 at 11:51 AM
notenoughcrows.bsky.social
Smh even the cats are meant to be looking for #gains now
Ad for Fuzzball cat food as saying it's the highest protein cat food in the UK
January 30, 2026 at 11:36 AM
notenoughcrows.bsky.social
The vibes are bad on here but the thought of tagging your own memes on upscrolled is horrendous to me
Screenshot from Upscrolled showing a load of hashtags #UpScrolled #TikTok #X #meme #politics LOL
January 30, 2026 at 10:37 AM
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denisebreen.bsky.social
It was on this day in 1972 that British troops opened fire on a crowd of demonstrators in the Bogside district of Derry, killing 13 civilians.
#BloodySunday
#Speirgorm
Rev Edward Daly (right) on Bloody Sunday, an image which became one of the most recognisable moments of the Troubles
January 30, 2026 at 12:38 AM
notenoughcrows.bsky.social
Nice
iss-piss-tracker.bsky.social ISS Piss Tracker @iss-piss-tracker.bsky.social · 2d
The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.
January 29, 2026 at 10:40 PM
notenoughcrows.bsky.social
A plate of overcooked board beans to me in the late 1980s, shortly before I was sick over a horrible dinner lady 🫘
jpbrammer.bsky.social JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 2d
I wish this chatbot on chess.com had a different line of dialogue for when it starts to lose
a screenshot of a chess.com bot (a man) saying "Do you think you'll be able to finish me off?"
January 29, 2026 at 10:25 PM
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jpbrammer.bsky.social
I wish this chatbot on chess.com had a different line of dialogue for when it starts to lose
a screenshot of a chess.com bot (a man) saying "Do you think you'll be able to finish me off?"
January 29, 2026 at 9:23 PM
notenoughcrows.bsky.social
Need to come up with a new name, didn't like that athro centrist calling me Alan
January 29, 2026 at 9:50 PM