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Alan Cumberland
@notenoughcrows.bsky.social
Neurodivergent and unpleasant
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#bantersky enthusiast

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Reposted by Alan Cumberland
honestly, we think starmer has a terrible, stupid, embarrassing voice, like a seal sloppily eating a cabbage for reasons it doesn’t quite know, but have we considered that he’d be excellent at singing on rock outcroppings?

this is your sign to drop him off at a remote, uninhabited archipelago
February 1, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Seeing all these posts is really making me see how important it is to vote Labour 🙏
February 1, 2026 at 11:22 AM
Plenty of DUP among all the other ghouls though (predictably)
February 1, 2026 at 11:20 AM
Significant but maybe also dignified, nothing worse than feeling dsmp
February 1, 2026 at 9:09 AM
Honestly if there's no unwanted water coming in it'll be a dignified upgrade
February 1, 2026 at 9:09 AM
Almost definitely moving this year so I do I will let you know (before Christmas) Not looking forward to it but it'll be worth all the upheaval (hopefully)
February 1, 2026 at 9:00 AM
Oh my God, don't worry about it! I only managed to send them to a couple of people last year,was just too preoccupied with stuff, I'm very inconsistent with this sort of thing
February 1, 2026 at 8:57 AM
It was also funny when people called it Pour Yarty 🎊
January 31, 2026 at 6:46 PM
I hope so too 🙏
January 31, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Also the conference was funny
January 31, 2026 at 6:41 PM
The only good thing about Yorp is that it's an effective holding pen for weirdo cranks and terfs who'd otherwise be trying to get in the Green party
January 31, 2026 at 6:41 PM
That would really hit the spot with a hangover 🙏
January 31, 2026 at 6:39 PM
"You will love pairing it with" is such a terrifying way to phrase it
January 31, 2026 at 6:08 PM
There's a decent array of abandoned spooky sheds here, if someone told me that something really fucked up had happened there I wouldn't be surprised
January 31, 2026 at 5:53 PM
I've been watching them rot since I moved in, wonder who actually owns them
January 31, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Bonus terrifying sheds on the way home
January 31, 2026 at 5:21 PM
I know, I was outraged
January 31, 2026 at 11:49 AM
Yeah same, also about 5 years ago
January 31, 2026 at 11:44 AM
I wish all car drivers a very bad week

(Hope the move goes well, I'll be hating lorry and car drivers even more than normal when I move)
January 31, 2026 at 11:38 AM