honestly, we think starmer has a terrible, stupid, embarrassing voice, like a seal sloppily eating a cabbage for reasons it doesn’t quite know, but have we considered that he’d be excellent at singing on rock outcroppings?

this is your sign to drop him off at a remote, uninhabited archipelago

Seeing all these posts is really making me see how important it is to vote Labour 🙏

Plenty of DUP among all the other ghouls though (predictably)

Significant but maybe also dignified, nothing worse than feeling dsmp

Honestly if there's no unwanted water coming in it'll be a dignified upgrade

Almost definitely moving this year so I do I will let you know (before Christmas) Not looking forward to it but it'll be worth all the upheaval (hopefully)

Oh my God, don't worry about it! I only managed to send them to a couple of people last year,was just too preoccupied with stuff, I'm very inconsistent with this sort of thing

It was also funny when people called it Pour Yarty 🎊

I hope so too 🙏

Also the conference was funny

The only good thing about Yorp is that it's an effective holding pen for weirdo cranks and terfs who'd otherwise be trying to get in the Green party

That would really hit the spot with a hangover 🙏

"You will love pairing it with" is such a terrifying way to phrase it

There's a decent array of abandoned spooky sheds here, if someone told me that something really fucked up had happened there I wouldn't be surprised

I've been watching them rot since I moved in, wonder who actually owns them

Bonus terrifying sheds on the way home

I know, I was outraged

Yeah same, also about 5 years ago

I wish all car drivers a very bad week

(Hope the move goes well, I'll be hating lorry and car drivers even more than normal when I move)