“[…]NOT flat.“
@notflat.bsky.social
My name is Em.
it/she
“former twink”
When I was a baby I destroyed my cot with my bare hands and I still ended up the weakest person I know.
it/she
“former twink”
When I was a baby I destroyed my cot with my bare hands and I still ended up the weakest person I know.
Pinned
“[…]NOT flat.“
@notflat.bsky.social
· Nov 21
old man yaoi is so yesterday, it's old woman yuri time
i walked past two trash containers full to the brim with empty wine bottles which looked strangely etherial under the night light
January 6, 2026 at 12:31 AM
i walked past two trash containers full to the brim with empty wine bottles which looked strangely etherial under the night light
why do i find men so hot all of a sudden?
January 5, 2026 at 10:13 PM
why do i find men so hot all of a sudden?
that was a shit evening, can people just invite me to a normal new year’s party once
January 1, 2026 at 2:06 AM
that was a shit evening, can people just invite me to a normal new year’s party once
got drunk yesterday evening, am married today
December 29, 2025 at 4:04 AM
got drunk yesterday evening, am married today
wanting to get a tattoo of one of the passages in one of the ea nasir complaint tablets
December 27, 2025 at 9:47 PM
wanting to get a tattoo of one of the passages in one of the ea nasir complaint tablets
telling a friend of mine that he has longbowman physique
December 24, 2025 at 4:48 PM
telling a friend of mine that he has longbowman physique
should take that home, looks pretty
December 24, 2025 at 1:38 PM
should take that home, looks pretty
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hiking so hard, i wish i had a partner with a foot-kink to massage them afterwards
December 23, 2025 at 5:01 PM
hiking so hard, i wish i had a partner with a foot-kink to massage them afterwards
standard nightmare about school getting replaced by new nightmare about people not liking my hair
December 22, 2025 at 11:54 AM
standard nightmare about school getting replaced by new nightmare about people not liking my hair
i should share a bed, it’s so fucking cold
December 20, 2025 at 1:21 PM
i should share a bed, it’s so fucking cold
this is a very bad weekend to have all my friends not be here
December 19, 2025 at 5:28 PM
this is a very bad weekend to have all my friends not be here
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the room full of people that studied or are studying linguistics when someone whips out the freshly released pictures of chomsky with epstein
December 19, 2025 at 10:21 AM
the room full of people that studied or are studying linguistics when someone whips out the freshly released pictures of chomsky with epstein
woman that wears extra jacket into the kitchen: yeah we can leave the heating turned off
December 19, 2025 at 5:40 AM
woman that wears extra jacket into the kitchen: yeah we can leave the heating turned off
nothing as good for my mood than stories about “straight” women putting their “boy”friends into dresses and doing their makeup
December 17, 2025 at 9:42 PM
nothing as good for my mood than stories about “straight” women putting their “boy”friends into dresses and doing their makeup
new intrusive thought hitting me like a meteor
December 17, 2025 at 9:12 PM
new intrusive thought hitting me like a meteor
i don‘t remember when i last saw the sun
December 17, 2025 at 8:52 PM
i don‘t remember when i last saw the sun
always fun to have a group project at uni and someone in your group just drops “yeah, i have two children”
December 16, 2025 at 1:22 PM
always fun to have a group project at uni and someone in your group just drops “yeah, i have two children”
mood levels:
happy
slightly paranoid about being happy
dissociation
paranoia about having dissociated
desperately asking for attention
too scared to ask for attention
sounding like an anime villain in your friends’ dms
happy
slightly paranoid about being happy
dissociation
paranoia about having dissociated
desperately asking for attention
too scared to ask for attention
sounding like an anime villain in your friends’ dms
December 13, 2025 at 1:56 PM
mood levels:
happy
slightly paranoid about being happy
dissociation
paranoia about having dissociated
desperately asking for attention
too scared to ask for attention
sounding like an anime villain in your friends’ dms
happy
slightly paranoid about being happy
dissociation
paranoia about having dissociated
desperately asking for attention
too scared to ask for attention
sounding like an anime villain in your friends’ dms
oh no, i want to write poems, it seems like i’m feeling really bad
December 13, 2025 at 7:36 AM
oh no, i want to write poems, it seems like i’m feeling really bad
why are men? could men just don’t?
December 9, 2025 at 11:19 PM
why are men? could men just don’t?
they should invent a me that can just express its feelings for people and not just hope to get dragged into someone else’s kinks as a way to gain affection
December 7, 2025 at 6:58 AM
they should invent a me that can just express its feelings for people and not just hope to get dragged into someone else’s kinks as a way to gain affection
girl dressed like it’s 1832
December 6, 2025 at 8:19 AM
girl dressed like it’s 1832
i wish to not fall head over heels for someone that won't develop the same feeling and not be hung up about it for >4 months
December 5, 2025 at 1:48 PM
i wish to not fall head over heels for someone that won't develop the same feeling and not be hung up about it for >4 months