Adopting a husky: "Aw look, he's so cute and fluffy. Very playful as well. The family and neighbours will love him. We'll take him home with us." The husky at 3am: "I see you're all asleep. In that case, allow me to sing you the song of my people."

@scchighways.bsky.social Any change you can send someone to sort Bassett Crossroads traffic light phasing please, long queues southbound! Thanks

Recently, there have been several stick-ups and one Axe murder (in the first Degree). Management has made no Secret of the need to increase security, but still haven’t found the Right Guard. Finding themselves underarmed, the crime wave continues to roll on.

It says I have 9 followers but I can only see 4?

Is there an easy way to find out if the people you followed on X are now on here?

Giving Bluesky another go!

@hungcub27.bsky.social They blocked me before I got a chance to report them, but someone was using your pics on Grindr in the Southampton area last week.

Hello Bluesky.