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Turd Ferguson
@notjaleneff.bsky.social
Writer for Hire, practicing psychologist, a total bore.
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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Did you know? Every year, the Supreme Court’s nine justices fill out a form that discloses their financial connections to companies and people.

Our database allows you to search for organizations and people that have paid them, reimbursed them for travel and given them gifts.
Supreme Connections: Search Supreme Court Disclosures — ProPublica
Search Supreme Court financial disclosures for organizations and people that have paid justices, reimbursed them for travel, given them gifts and more.
projects.propublica.org
December 26, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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now for my favorite Portland Christmas tradition: giving fentanyl to small children in exchange for their Christmas candy
December 26, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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get ready to learn about some of the coolest motherfuckers who ever lived: Olaudah Equiano, Granville Sharp and Thomas Clarkson
This year’s Behind the Bastards non bastard holiday episodes are incredible. @iwriteok.bsky.social wrote 3 bangers to end 2025.
December 20, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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You’re in a class war. The wealth and oligarchical classes are hellbent on cementing total control over the government, economy, and culture. It’s a process that’s been going on for forever and is now speeding up.

Politicians won’t save us. The media won’t save us. It’s up to us to save ourselves.
January 4, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Happy New Year. 11/11
January 1, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I bought Interstellar Space in a Borders Books when I was 23 and I was…not prepared.
December 30, 2024 at 2:26 AM
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what exactly has to happen before you people will stop using spotify?
December 29, 2024 at 4:43 AM
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Once upon a time US tax brackets topped out at 77% for $1 million or more in annual income. Now it’s 37%?
Imagine that—the simple justice of recognizing that great wealth distorts a democracy & that we all rise when our nation can fully educate & meet the basic needs of every American, young & old.
December 28, 2024 at 4:10 PM
All I want for Christmas is you to stop using the speaker phone feature in public forever.
December 23, 2024 at 6:47 PM
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No notes.
February 13, 2024 at 5:12 PM
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america fuck yeah
February 6, 2024 at 3:55 PM
Someone help me appreciate Maestro.

I dare you.
February 2, 2024 at 3:51 AM