It's Barcelona Vs Real Madrid and the most interesting thing I have to say is that the referee is called Hernandez Hernandez and I think that's beautiful.

Game thread below

Watching Aston Villa play Hibs legend and master of failing upwards Paul Heckingbottom's Preston North End

I've probably been watching too much American Football recently but God some of these dives to sell the foul are sillier than I remember

Also Jacob Ramsey is really really good with the ball

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Melania Trump don't listen to them I love your hat

With football Twitter rapidly reassembling here, one plea to help leave the toxicity behind: your football club is not a person. It doesn't have feelings, it doesn't experience disrespect. Love your club by all means, but recognise that it does not need you to fight for its honour on social media.

The growth in this place feels extraordinary. Could be one of the big media stories of the year.

I've got fingers in a lot of pies - mainly due to a machinery accident at the Mr Kipling factory.