Suzinator 5000
@notorioussuz.bsky.social
Lactard. Toronto based. Angry cat lady. Fuck the patriarchy.
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Happy Boxing Day to Jake Paul and Andrew Tate specifically.
December 26, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Happy Boxing Day to Jake Paul and Andrew Tate specifically.
Pretty sure that the devil’s taint tastes like an IPA.
December 6, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Pretty sure that the devil’s taint tastes like an IPA.
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December 6, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Hey google: how do you make people understand and empathize with kindness?
November 30, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Hey google: how do you make people understand and empathize with kindness?
I went to Costco to get my winters on today and I didn’t punch anyone, it’s a win! And I got a hotdog 🌭
November 29, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I went to Costco to get my winters on today and I didn’t punch anyone, it’s a win! And I got a hotdog 🌭
A day late for caturday but here’s King Charles.
November 9, 2025 at 7:54 PM
A day late for caturday but here’s King Charles.
A hearty fuck off to Cheryl Hines.
November 8, 2025 at 10:09 PM
A hearty fuck off to Cheryl Hines.
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did you know that emily dickinson’s legal name is emily richardinson.
October 30, 2025 at 7:01 PM
did you know that emily dickinson’s legal name is emily richardinson.
So far this morning I have emailed my MPP, City Councillor, MP, Premier, Ontario Liberal Party Leader, and the Prime Minister voicing my concerns about Doug Ford’s proposal to end rent controls.
October 25, 2025 at 1:52 PM
So far this morning I have emailed my MPP, City Councillor, MP, Premier, Ontario Liberal Party Leader, and the Prime Minister voicing my concerns about Doug Ford’s proposal to end rent controls.
Got my COVID booster yesterday. Yes, I’m still doing that.
October 25, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Got my COVID booster yesterday. Yes, I’m still doing that.
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“The president demolished the White House.”
“The president politicized the FBI and DOJ to go after his opponents.”
“The president is why life is more expensive today.”
“The president was besties with Epstein.”
Messaging isn’t hard and makes you wonder why Dems aren’t saying this every day.
“The president politicized the FBI and DOJ to go after his opponents.”
“The president is why life is more expensive today.”
“The president was besties with Epstein.”
Messaging isn’t hard and makes you wonder why Dems aren’t saying this every day.
October 22, 2025 at 11:36 PM
“The president demolished the White House.”
“The president politicized the FBI and DOJ to go after his opponents.”
“The president is why life is more expensive today.”
“The president was besties with Epstein.”
Messaging isn’t hard and makes you wonder why Dems aren’t saying this every day.
“The president politicized the FBI and DOJ to go after his opponents.”
“The president is why life is more expensive today.”
“The president was besties with Epstein.”
Messaging isn’t hard and makes you wonder why Dems aren’t saying this every day.
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Holy shit! That motherfucker TORE DOWN THE WHITE HOUSE!
October 23, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Holy shit! That motherfucker TORE DOWN THE WHITE HOUSE!
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So I waited nearly two hours to vote, the hold time so far to try and book a vaccination for a child under 12 is 45 minutes, public schools are on strike and we have an $8 billion dollar and growing deficit thanks to our Government’s head in the sand approach to oil pricing. It is maddening.
October 22, 2025 at 10:13 PM
So I waited nearly two hours to vote, the hold time so far to try and book a vaccination for a child under 12 is 45 minutes, public schools are on strike and we have an $8 billion dollar and growing deficit thanks to our Government’s head in the sand approach to oil pricing. It is maddening.
David Byrne show
October 22, 2025 at 2:28 AM
David Byrne show
Sunrise in Porto
October 12, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Sunrise in Porto
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Pierre Poilievre is an American GOP sleeper agent with a French name. Prove me wrong.
October 1, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Pierre Poilievre is an American GOP sleeper agent with a French name. Prove me wrong.
Jesus Fucking Christ and I am not kidding, this is by design to distract from the Epstein files. Where are the fucking adults in the room?
September 30, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Jesus Fucking Christ and I am not kidding, this is by design to distract from the Epstein files. Where are the fucking adults in the room?
To think, we wouldn’t have Elon the way he is if his mom had just laid off the tylenol 🙄
September 25, 2025 at 3:48 PM
To think, we wouldn’t have Elon the way he is if his mom had just laid off the tylenol 🙄
Someone needs to take JK Rowling’s phone away from her for her own good.
September 13, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Someone needs to take JK Rowling’s phone away from her for her own good.
This movie was the epitome of the Gen X childhood film experience, 10/10 no notes.
September 13, 2025 at 11:25 PM
This movie was the epitome of the Gen X childhood film experience, 10/10 no notes.
James T. Kirk. Best Kirk ever.
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September 13, 2025 at 9:48 PM
James T. Kirk. Best Kirk ever.