notrealmagic.bsky.social
@notrealmagic.bsky.social
October 1, 2025 at 3:22 AM
October 1, 2025 at 3:22 AM
The Great Outside, nothing like it.
September 12, 2025 at 2:37 AM
September 12, 2025 at 2:35 AM
September 12, 2025 at 2:34 AM
September 12, 2025 at 2:33 AM
September 5, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Well, this was a great departure from the norm.
August 23, 2025 at 12:56 AM
August 18, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Ok, so I think I might be a loser. There was this guy who worked at the same location as me, and I kinda gave him all of my affection nothing physical just your standard flirting and teasing. Then he gets fired and he was getting a new job anyway, and now I think I'm gonna lose my mind.
August 17, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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The heaviest crime zone in DC…
Be on high alert pedophiles in the area…
#bluesky #trump
August 12, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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August 12, 2025 at 5:46 PM
July 29, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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Cannot emphasize this enough.

On the whole, police don’t solve crimes for shit, and they don’t prevent crimes for shit. They are actively bad at both. The average Law & Order fan would be stunned to tears after following around real cops for a day.
July 21, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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July 22, 2025 at 6:16 AM
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Works for me! 👍
July 20, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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July 15, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Ice is in my area, fuck! As if I wasn't stressed enough.
July 2, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Possum, I will call him Stinky.
June 18, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Food hopefully.
May 14, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Caturday
March 29, 2025 at 11:40 PM
March 29, 2025 at 2:31 PM
March 27, 2025 at 1:35 PM
March 27, 2025 at 4:33 AM