smart speaker
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tech journalism and shitpost but remove the journalism (dont say I didnt warn you lmao)
Tf is going on at new era hq...
March 15, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Tf is going on at new era hq...
Natasha Pang's tiktoks are what vlogs should be
March 7, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Natasha Pang's tiktoks are what vlogs should be
Ok what's apple gonna do when they run out of californian landmarks?
March 1, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Ok what's apple gonna do when they run out of californian landmarks?
You know what's funny about those Yondr pouches? I bet those things cost $10 max to make and these schools are spending their entire budget on these glorified pencil cases with magnets. Someone's getting scammed...
February 15, 2025 at 10:19 PM
You know what's funny about those Yondr pouches? I bet those things cost $10 max to make and these schools are spending their entire budget on these glorified pencil cases with magnets. Someone's getting scammed...
But fr tho I'm happy they didn't actually ban tiktok cause where was I gonna get my miku casket??
February 11, 2025 at 9:42 PM
But fr tho I'm happy they didn't actually ban tiktok cause where was I gonna get my miku casket??
Just as sweet as St. Lucia
February 5, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Just as sweet as St. Lucia
Instragram will show your friends what you've liked... I'm deleting the app
January 29, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Instragram will show your friends what you've liked... I'm deleting the app
But for real tho only a couple million? Compared to the billions american companies have spent (so far)? At what point is it just considered fraud or just plain theft. Somebody gotta check these american companies I feel like another enron is cooking up lmao
January 28, 2025 at 7:36 PM
But for real tho only a couple million? Compared to the billions american companies have spent (so far)? At what point is it just considered fraud or just plain theft. Somebody gotta check these american companies I feel like another enron is cooking up lmao
Deepseek's tos could literally say "im taking all you data and your mom" and I still use it cause china has decent health care for her
January 28, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Deepseek's tos could literally say "im taking all you data and your mom" and I still use it cause china has decent health care for her
Since undertale is resurfacing (again) I found out that undertale yellow was finished and released a while ago, just started playing it and lemme just say this. For being a bullet hell game y'all always find new ways to mix things and I love that for this fandom
January 27, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Since undertale is resurfacing (again) I found out that undertale yellow was finished and released a while ago, just started playing it and lemme just say this. For being a bullet hell game y'all always find new ways to mix things and I love that for this fandom
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Every tech guy wants to introduce something game-changing like the smart phone and all they got is "office meetings with a pair of giant goggles strapped to your head" or "chatbot that can't spell strawberry" and they're going to destroy society if we don't pretend these are necessary to our lives
January 26, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Every tech guy wants to introduce something game-changing like the smart phone and all they got is "office meetings with a pair of giant goggles strapped to your head" or "chatbot that can't spell strawberry" and they're going to destroy society if we don't pretend these are necessary to our lives
Not seeing a curved display on the new Samsung S25 "eDgE" is shameful
January 23, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Not seeing a curved display on the new Samsung S25 "eDgE" is shameful
On a real note after Elon did that I was expecting something like this to happen... Yk... since it has become such a trend lmao
January 21, 2025 at 3:12 AM
On a real note after Elon did that I was expecting something like this to happen... Yk... since it has become such a trend lmao
Oof forbes those angles lmao 😭
January 21, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Oof forbes those angles lmao 😭
Oh to be a fly at oracle's hq rn
January 20, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Oh to be a fly at oracle's hq rn
People that don't fw at least one vocaloid or utau song are weird 😐
January 20, 2025 at 1:09 PM
People that don't fw at least one vocaloid or utau song are weird 😐
Omg you people can't do anything
January 20, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Omg you people can't do anything
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the banning of tiktok is another painful reminder to buy physical copies of your media. i have dozens of dvds of an ai voice reading reddit comments over unrelated minecraft footage.
January 19, 2025 at 4:20 AM
the banning of tiktok is another painful reminder to buy physical copies of your media. i have dozens of dvds of an ai voice reading reddit comments over unrelated minecraft footage.
I've fallen off the deep end 12 hours wasn't enough y'all gotta ban this damn app again 😭😭😭
January 20, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I've fallen off the deep end 12 hours wasn't enough y'all gotta ban this damn app again 😭😭😭
Need to get something else of my chest on another platform gn 😘
January 20, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Need to get something else of my chest on another platform gn 😘
So you're telling me there was a second season for kevin can f**k himself and I cant watch it??? And yall want to stop piracy? Get a grip
January 20, 2025 at 2:28 AM
So you're telling me there was a second season for kevin can f**k himself and I cant watch it??? And yall want to stop piracy? Get a grip
Also side note: you know what's embarrassing? Telling your tiktok audience that you're leaving the platform to go to instagram, doing just that and then coming back to tiktok because absolutely no one came and you got no engagement
Like calm down you're not him lmao you run a meme page 😭
Like calm down you're not him lmao you run a meme page 😭
January 20, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Also side note: you know what's embarrassing? Telling your tiktok audience that you're leaving the platform to go to instagram, doing just that and then coming back to tiktok because absolutely no one came and you got no engagement
Like calm down you're not him lmao you run a meme page 😭
Like calm down you're not him lmao you run a meme page 😭
So I was wrong... The ban didn't even last 24 hours lmao 😭
January 19, 2025 at 9:03 PM
So I was wrong... The ban didn't even last 24 hours lmao 😭
But like fr tho it's not getting banned lmao see y'all on Tuesday
January 19, 2025 at 4:01 AM
But like fr tho it's not getting banned lmao see y'all on Tuesday