Spaghetti 🍝
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Not the Kangz killing flagg's rookie year 😭😭
January 7, 2026 at 5:44 AM
Not the Kangz killing flagg's rookie year 😭😭
Return of the Kangz
Avert your eyes Kings fans, Sacramento's advanced ratings:
Off Rating: 108.3 (30th)
Def Rating: 119.8 (28th)
Net Rating: -11.5 (30th)
According to the numbers, they are officially the worst team in the league.
Off Rating: 108.3 (30th)
Def Rating: 119.8 (28th)
Net Rating: -11.5 (30th)
According to the numbers, they are officially the worst team in the league.
January 6, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Return of the Kangz
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What in the Gestapo is going on in Grand Rapids?
Watch this activist get arrested *mid-interview* for speaking out against U.S. action in Venezuela.
Watch this activist get arrested *mid-interview* for speaking out against U.S. action in Venezuela.
January 5, 2026 at 4:12 PM
What in the Gestapo is going on in Grand Rapids?
Watch this activist get arrested *mid-interview* for speaking out against U.S. action in Venezuela.
Watch this activist get arrested *mid-interview* for speaking out against U.S. action in Venezuela.
2 Kings on this list, could've been 3 if we didn't trade Bis on draft day 😂
Zach LaVine is currently one of only five players with a career plus/minus of −2000 or worse (data available since the 1996–97 season).
1. Shareef Abdur-Rahim -2896
2. Ricky Davis -2354
3. Bismack Biyombo -2227
4. Jarrett Jack -2029
5. Zach Lavine -2009
(via CrazyStats)
#NBA
1. Shareef Abdur-Rahim -2896
2. Ricky Davis -2354
3. Bismack Biyombo -2227
4. Jarrett Jack -2029
5. Zach Lavine -2009
(via CrazyStats)
#NBA
January 5, 2026 at 10:21 PM
2 Kings on this list, could've been 3 if we didn't trade Bis on draft day 😂
Stranger things 🥲
January 2, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Stranger things 🥲
FUCK YES
The Digital Bits: Speed Racer 4K UHD release coming in 2026 thedigitalbits.com/columns/bill...
January 1, 2026 at 1:46 AM
FUCK YES
Cooper Flagg on bust watch?! 😱
/S
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December 27, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Cooper Flagg on bust watch?! 😱
/S
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Strokemas 👀👀👀👀
BELOW: Donald Trump wishes everyone a Merry Strokemas and a Droopy New Year.
December 25, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Strokemas 👀👀👀👀
Seeing Kings finally play on Christmas, but they're on different teams 🙃
December 25, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Seeing Kings finally play on Christmas, but they're on different teams 🙃
Trading monk isn't the move
Doug Christie used a personal anecdote to assess the trade rumors swirling around Kings guard Malik Monk (via Michael Wagaman)
Kings coach Doug Christie states 'you never know' as trade rumors swirl around guard Malik Monk
Kings coach Doug Christie addressed the trade rumors surrounding Sacramento guard Malik Monk on Tuesday night.
www.nbcsportsbayarea.com
December 24, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Trading monk isn't the move
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Rough weekend for the alpha male dudebromanguys that got rocked so hard that they started sucking dick in front of a live audience before hitting the canvas.
December 21, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Rough weekend for the alpha male dudebromanguys that got rocked so hard that they started sucking dick in front of a live audience before hitting the canvas.
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Loooooved getting to know Kings rookie Maxime Raynaud
Check out our latest in a new episode of "Conversations with Deuce & Mo," where we talk to players, coaches, and execs about their journeys:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOgW...
Check out our latest in a new episode of "Conversations with Deuce & Mo," where we talk to players, coaches, and execs about their journeys:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOgW...
From France to the Kings: Maxime Raynaud Talks NBA Journey | Conversations with Deuce & Mo
YouTube video by Sacramento Kings
www.youtube.com
December 18, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Loooooved getting to know Kings rookie Maxime Raynaud
Check out our latest in a new episode of "Conversations with Deuce & Mo," where we talk to players, coaches, and execs about their journeys:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOgW...
Check out our latest in a new episode of "Conversations with Deuce & Mo," where we talk to players, coaches, and execs about their journeys:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOgW...
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We sat down with Sacramento Kings rookie Maxime Raynaud.
Watch the full conversation HERE⬇️
youtu.be/QOgWtaXhkXQ?...
Watch the full conversation HERE⬇️
youtu.be/QOgWtaXhkXQ?...
December 18, 2025 at 6:20 PM
We sat down with Sacramento Kings rookie Maxime Raynaud.
Watch the full conversation HERE⬇️
youtu.be/QOgWtaXhkXQ?...
Watch the full conversation HERE⬇️
youtu.be/QOgWtaXhkXQ?...
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FREE HIM
Federal prosecutors say Luigi Mangione's death penalty case in the killing of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson should carry on unimpeded.
Federal prosecutors say Bondi’s comments shouldn’t affect Luigi Mangione’s death penalty case
Federal prosecutors say Luigi Mangione’s death penalty case in the killing of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson should carry on unimpeded.
bit.ly
November 22, 2025 at 8:47 AM
FREE HIM
Precious, who let you cook?
November 20, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Precious, who let you cook?
Donald Trump gave Bill Clinton suction. What a time to be alive
November 14, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Donald Trump gave Bill Clinton suction. What a time to be alive
Oh look, more Kangz Basketball
November 12, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Oh look, more Kangz Basketball
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The haters won’t keep their energy kingsherald.com/articles/sac...
The haters won't keep their energy - The Kings Herald
On Tuesday evening, prior to another loss for the 3-8 Sacramento Kings, this time due to a 4th quarter collapse against the Denver Nuggets, Head Coach Doug Christie had quite a bit to say about the te...
kingsherald.com
November 12, 2025 at 2:32 PM
The haters won’t keep their energy kingsherald.com/articles/sac...
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Dennis Schroder over the last three games:
1.7 points
4.3 assists
1.7 rebounds
5.3% FG% (1/19)
0% 3P% (0/8)
Just an ICE cold stretch from him...
1.7 points
4.3 assists
1.7 rebounds
5.3% FG% (1/19)
0% 3P% (0/8)
Just an ICE cold stretch from him...
November 12, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Dennis Schroder over the last three games:
1.7 points
4.3 assists
1.7 rebounds
5.3% FG% (1/19)
0% 3P% (0/8)
Just an ICE cold stretch from him...
1.7 points
4.3 assists
1.7 rebounds
5.3% FG% (1/19)
0% 3P% (0/8)
Just an ICE cold stretch from him...
Shröder is so ASS 😭😭😭😭
November 12, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Shröder is so ASS 😭😭😭😭