Respectfully sir, I am not

I keep slapping men with the hope that one of them turns into a werewolf like in twilight

Was the ‘wicked is good’ bit of the ya novel the maze runner just an elaborate propaganda scheme to make sure the teen of the 2010s were already preprogrammed to like the 2024 blockbuster movie, Wicked?. I rest my case your honor.

chicken ceasar pasta salad

When I left the AMC theater and heard this playing I was limitless.

Labubus are just different versions of that yellow thing from Horton hears a who. Pretty sure its name was Katie.

Stg I sweat like the entire ocean is trying to escape through my pores

Hell of a civil war rebrand if California were to declare independence rn