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Lex
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Man I'm so tired of platform jumping
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Dear Diary, I have been locked in a decrepit castle against my will by a man who can scale walls like a lizard. I can’t escape. Today I was set upon by three woman with pointed teeth, surely they wanted to suck my blood. It’s important to note; one of them was hot.
December 9, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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May 26, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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May 23, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Can you explain what is happening (or point me to a starting point) because I took a three day break and now it's just
a man in a suit is carrying a stack of pizza boxes into a doorway .
ALT: a man in a suit is carrying a stack of pizza boxes into a doorway .
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October 5, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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I've eaten pizzas more supreme than this court
September 27, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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Question, how do Dino nuggets fit into Baudrillard’s framework
August 27, 2025 at 6:04 AM