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Novowels
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Formerly @de_novowels on Twitter.

I like to talk about cats, MMORPGs, religion and politics.

- A Survivor of Christian Ritual Abuse
- Conservatism is just fascism with training wheels
Christmas Eve tamales -- and the aftermath
December 25, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Arguing with fascist bullies is my Christmas gift to myself.

And to all a goodnight!
December 24, 2025 at 9:19 PM
😒
December 23, 2025 at 4:39 AM
As a white man, let me tell you: The idea that white men are being asked to apologize for being white is purely a fabricated white supremacist, neo-Nazi conspiracy theory.

So now we know where Vance is getting his information.
JD Vance: "In the United States of America you don't have to apologize for being white anymore"
December 22, 2025 at 5:20 AM
PlutoTV goes to commercial for the CBS channel "play of day" -- playing some basketball game highlight -- and then THE COMMERCIAL splits screen so they can show ANOTHER commercial during the clip.
December 19, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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Bjork's hitboxes are wild
Here is Bjork for no reason
December 16, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Angel Films, the weirdo far-right Christisn Nationalist movie group, is making a Pixarified version of Animal Farm.

This is an ideological mismatch on the same level as Zack Snyder doing Watchmen.
First trailer for Andy Serkis’ ‘ANIMAL FARM’ has dropped.

In theaters May 1.

#AnimalFarm #AndySerkis
December 13, 2025 at 12:15 AM
@redlettermedia.com is shouted out as new NPCs in the Alliance housing district with the latest World of #Warcraft patch!

(Mike Sto)Klasa, "Riev" (Evans), and (Jay) Bauman are hanging out in a crypt, where Klasa sells very spooktacular spider web decorations for your new house.

"That's right Jay!"
December 9, 2025 at 2:43 AM
World of Warcraft housing and decorating is fun, but tracking down all the vendors and then finding which char has the right quests done/currency/factions at Exalted so I can buy stuff off the vendors is pretty unfun. #Warcraft
December 7, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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“Blah,” said Toad.
December 4, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Oof.
This man may be the most racist president this country has ever had, and twelve presidents owned slaves
Trump: "It’s a hellhole right now. And those Somalians should be out of here. They've destroyed our country. And all they do is complain, complain, complain. You have her. She’s always talking about the Constitution provides me with – go back to your own country and figure out your constitution."
December 4, 2025 at 4:57 AM
It's time for that game again: "Incompetent or Nazi?"

Get your votes in early, folks!
Pete Hegseth's nameplate during today's cabinet meeting featured an unfortunate error.

(Andrew Caballero-Reynolds/AFP via Getty)
December 3, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I don't want him to get any more time, money, or attention at all... but I am perversely interested in how bad a Father Ted reboot twisted into a bizarre, bitter screed against all of his perceived enemies would flame out in a MST3k kind of way.
Graham Linehan is a normal and well man.
November 28, 2025 at 2:16 AM
20 mins with Zohran and Trump is like, "hey comrade!"
November 23, 2025 at 5:03 AM
help im dying of laughter
I am flabbergasted that this worked with Grok.
November 20, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Some people are cheering on the meeting between Trump and Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman because they think it will lead to a potential buyout of Warner Bros / Discovery by Saudi Arabia -- who would fire James Gunn and bring back Zack Snyder and the Snyderverse, obviously.
November 19, 2025 at 6:21 PM
"Nigerian prince" email scammers purposefully use an outlandish, unbelievable, non-credible story in order to filter out those people who are smart enough that they might question their sketchy requests later on.
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 14, 2025 at 4:53 AM
My pet conspiracy theory that Trump only ran for President to get revenge because he heard all of the dumb Satanic Child Sex Abuse Cult Deep State conspiracies, believed them, and was enraged that he wasn't being invited seems even more plausible now.
It's not just that he's a pedophile, he was the least popular pedophile
November 13, 2025 at 10:51 PM
"The Dog that Did Not Bark" is such a weirdly damning phrase.
Damning new emails released by House Dems indicate that Trump "spent hours" with an alleged victim at Epstein's house and he was "the dog that didn't bark."
November 12, 2025 at 6:51 PM
>Nightcrawler in the stage background of the new Tokon stage
a black and white cartoon of spongebob squarepants sitting at a table with a cup of coffee .
ALT: a black and white cartoon of spongebob squarepants sitting at a table with a cup of coffee .
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Nope, don't like it.
November 7, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Conflict of interest??!??
BREAKING EXCLUSIVE MUST CREDIT: Lunch for jurors in the “sandwich guy” trial are a variety of sandwiches, according to a source familiar with lunch.
November 6, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Lol, been going ham in Facebook comments since Mamdani won.

They mad.
November 6, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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dawg not the steakhouse wedding font
New sign outside the Oval Office..
November 5, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Dick Cheney was a rung on the ladder to fascism in between Reagan and Trump.

Don't whitewash Cheney just because he wasnt as bad as Trump is now -- he's one of the major reasons we have him.
November 4, 2025 at 10:52 PM