So no stretching into a blazing oven like Superman every time you want to make pizza. That’s good.

Well I’ll be darned.

Dude, you are so followed.

Atta boy!

So…wait…so…does the door actually open down too?

“I said ‘mad, bad, and dangerous to know’! Isn’t anyone listening?!”

I’m just saying if you worked at Exxon Mobil in 2009, you hated the fact that the most popular movie in the world was about your industry’s role in genocide. Whatever else is going on in the movie, that is the first, most obvious takeaway.

This is kind of what I was thinking.

Always thought the original hatred for it was manufactured because it's a movie about colonialism, capitalism & the destruction of indigenous peoples, and some people really really didn't like that that was so popular with a global audience. But once that bandwagon was built it's easy to jump on.

Patriotism? He’s not a patriot. He despises America.

I’m very cautious about the “these guys are such morons” take. They may be morons but they keep winning. If you’re waiting for them to self-destruct, you’ll end up waiting in a prison camp.

Absolutely brilliant political stunt + absolutely brilliant practical way to be a mayor.

I do. I do speak for all white people. My name is Whitey Whitington & my family escaped the Catholics & came to the colonies in 1615. Stewart campaigned for Jesse Helms?? What a dick.

We already know he was an arch conservative (The Spirit of St Louis is not a great look). But virulent racist?