Jen
nrthsidegirl.bsky.social
Jen
@nrthsidegirl.bsky.social
she/her, Virgo, INFJ, ECE educator/Admin/chaos coordinator, Chicago native, fuck Trump forever 🖕🏼
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Our project, “Chicago Under Siege,” is a permanent record of what happened in Chicago when the federal government used violence on its own people. blockclubchi.co/3Ye4GGa
January 1, 2026 at 8:57 PM
😂😂
January 1, 2026 at 5:49 PM
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"we're here to inspect your daycare center"
January 1, 2026 at 3:35 PM
just watched a couple episodes of heated rivals and my honest take: wow that was a lot of gay sex
January 1, 2026 at 4:07 AM
they are not in chicago
December 31, 2025 at 10:39 PM
too many commas old man
The president is having a New Year’s Eve crashout
December 31, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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White House   Maid Shrieks After Spotting    Melania  On Ceiling https://theonion.com/white-house-maid-shrieks-after-spotting-melania-on-ceiling/
December 31, 2025 at 9:00 PM
they absolutely fucking knew this is so vile
"Mar-a-Lago spa’s practice of dispatching workers to Epstein’s home has not been previously reported ... The Mar-a-Lago bosses told the message therapist Epstein preferred spa services in the privacy of his own home, and warned the employee Epstein sometimes exposed himself during massages."
Exclusive | The Incident That Prompted Trump to Ban Epstein From Mar-a-Lago’s Spa
Mar-a-Lago sent an 18-year-old spa worker on a house call to Jeffrey Epstein in 2003. She complained to her bosses that Epstein pressured her for sex.
www.wsj.com
December 31, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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Our government is denying immigrant cancer patients medical care.

C-A-N-C-E-R PATIENTS!

Do you think hearing this would make a difference to your MAGA neighbors? If so please share this story of #ICELawlessness.

An immigration violation shouldn't be a death sentence.
Call Congress: 202-224-3121
December 31, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Christ. Where I work every parent and staff member gets a unique door code to unlock 2 separate sets of doors. We can see who came in at what time. If we don’t know you and you don’t have a code you’re not getting in the building.
CNN: “Surely you don’t think a daycare should be unlocked.”

SHIRLEY: “There should be a reception area.”

CNN: “No, every day care is locked.”

SHIRLEY: “Fair point.” 🤔

He shows up to a day care with masked men and wonders why they don’t let him in.
December 31, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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THE DAY CARES ARE LOCKED BECAUSE YOU MADE A GENERATION-LONG EFFORT TO MAKE IT AS EASY AS POSSIBLE TO KILL THE CHILDREN INSIDE THEM YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING GHOULS
these fucking people. they pass laws to make sure every person with a screw loose who wants an Armalite can show up to the day care armed & ready to kill, then complain that the day cares are locked to protect the children inside
CNN: “Surely you don’t think a daycare should be unlocked.”

SHIRLEY: “There should be a reception area.”

CNN: “No, every day care is locked.”

SHIRLEY: “Fair point.” 🤔

He shows up to a day care with masked men and wonders why they don’t let him in.
December 31, 2025 at 7:30 PM
🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼

fuck reality
December 31, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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FLASHBACK — per REUTERS Nick Shirley, the guy behind the Minnesota day care *fraud* video, once paid Hispanic day laborers he recruited at Home Depot $20 to hold pro-Biden signs in front of the White House to gin up fears of an “invasion”

www.winnmediaskn.com/pro-trump-in...
December 31, 2025 at 4:27 PM
please bring me cheese grits
December 31, 2025 at 4:15 PM
So the Trump admin has stopped funding daycares in MN. Here’s what will happen: immediate closures and layoffs, parents scrambling for care, daycares will stop including meals in pricing.
For smaller centers, this will happen, like, tomorrow. My heart goes out to you, MN.
December 31, 2025 at 7:48 AM
It is literally my job to make sure the kids I work with are safe. They would have to kill me before I let any of them in and in one glance I can have about 20 teachers kicking their asses - literally. Leave the kids ALONE.
A bunch of weirdos with a documented party history of pedophilia who are in the middle of covering for Epstein want to hang out at child care centers. Fucking freaks. And we should say so.
“I’m here to search your child care center for fraud.”
December 31, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Back home. 600 miles later. Brian is missing being best man at his brother’s NYE wedding because 5 hours into the drive he found out he has Covid. We are both pretty freaking sad about it. 💔💔💔
December 30, 2025 at 5:42 AM
welp…my husband has Covid and we’re almost in KY. Back home we go.

I’ve lost my mind.
December 29, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Hey Scott and Laura we’re coming for ya!
December 29, 2025 at 7:04 PM
We’re heading into red state territory and Brian just told me to get my abortions and rights out of the way now 😂
December 29, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Bye bye Illinois. Have fun with the fuckin snow storm.
December 29, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Got our rental car and learned that my husband doesn’t know to put his foot on the break while turning a car on.

how do I calmly tell him I should drive
December 29, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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Huge win for Richard Noticias LA, TikTok journalist shot by ICE. Criminal charges dismissed with prejudice, meaning can’t be refiled.

ICE did him DIRTY. Repeatedly. Inhumane treatment, basically medical torture.

Still in ICE custody on immigration case. They owe him unconditional release.
Federal judge dismisses indictment against TikToker shot by ICE, citing constitutional violations
Days before Carlitos Ricardo Parias was set to to go to trial for assault on a federal officer, a federal judge dismissed the case against him. The judge cited the deprivation of Parias' access to cou...
www.latimes.com
December 29, 2025 at 2:52 AM
husband: I have these 3 items total to pack

me: if I’m lucky I can fit everything into 3 bags
December 29, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Alright, husband has the flu except we both got flu shots on the same day. So am I gonna get sick too? How does that work?
December 28, 2025 at 2:26 AM