Ben A.
@nuggsb.bsky.social
Be the party you wish to see in the world. Husband. Dad. Comedy Nerd. One Love. mirror everything. take two. love art. don't die.
The Dentist Murderer was created in Minecraft? I actually had that on my 2026 Bingo Card. Four spots to go! (not in the free row :()
January 10, 2026 at 11:18 PM
The Dentist Murderer was created in Minecraft? I actually had that on my 2026 Bingo Card. Four spots to go! (not in the free row :()
What To Know About Trump's Seizure (fuck yeah let's go) of a boat (yarr presidents a pirate, matey)
December 12, 2025 at 3:33 AM
What To Know About Trump's Seizure (fuck yeah let's go) of a boat (yarr presidents a pirate, matey)
Prove you cancelled like me
September 18, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Prove you cancelled like me
Please cancel your Disney+, it's the only vote we've got.
September 18, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Please cancel your Disney+, it's the only vote we've got.
It's the least we can do.
September 18, 2025 at 12:58 AM
It's the least we can do.
It's going to take a lot of us. I'm in.
September 18, 2025 at 12:47 AM
It's going to take a lot of us. I'm in.
Seriously. Who doesn't see this.
May 21, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Seriously. Who doesn't see this.
I'm sorry but you cannot blame "brain clots"
May 16, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I'm sorry but you cannot blame "brain clots"
Random Doctor Attempts To Haunt Your Dreams
April 25, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Random Doctor Attempts To Haunt Your Dreams
The mass shooter is a cops kid. They have the death penalty in Florida.
All the money in the world bets against the state killing this terrorist.
BECAUSE COPS LOVE GUNS MORE THAN VICTIMS LIVES.
Period.
Cops love guns more than people, the end.
All the money in the world bets against the state killing this terrorist.
BECAUSE COPS LOVE GUNS MORE THAN VICTIMS LIVES.
Period.
Cops love guns more than people, the end.
April 17, 2025 at 11:10 PM
The mass shooter is a cops kid. They have the death penalty in Florida.
All the money in the world bets against the state killing this terrorist.
BECAUSE COPS LOVE GUNS MORE THAN VICTIMS LIVES.
Period.
Cops love guns more than people, the end.
All the money in the world bets against the state killing this terrorist.
BECAUSE COPS LOVE GUNS MORE THAN VICTIMS LIVES.
Period.
Cops love guns more than people, the end.
I mean, c'mon. Eyebrow twins. Phil's undeniable likeablity. Will's fucking insane humor. It's a foodie version of Step Brothers. It can't lose. I'm calling it Reviews Are In. Under Review? Everyone's A Critic? In Good Taste. Help. I need a title. Feeding It. Now Try This. I'm so close.
April 15, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I mean, c'mon. Eyebrow twins. Phil's undeniable likeablity. Will's fucking insane humor. It's a foodie version of Step Brothers. It can't lose. I'm calling it Reviews Are In. Under Review? Everyone's A Critic? In Good Taste. Help. I need a title. Feeding It. Now Try This. I'm so close.
New pitch idea: Will Forte is a food critic's son, doesn't appreciate his father's work until he attempts Hot Ones.
April 15, 2025 at 6:32 PM
New pitch idea: Will Forte is a food critic's son, doesn't appreciate his father's work until he attempts Hot Ones.
Go outside and touch grass. Money ain't real, stay woke. Scare a mouse, win the cheese.
April 11, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Go outside and touch grass. Money ain't real, stay woke. Scare a mouse, win the cheese.
Aren't we all, ToughPigs? Aren't we all confusing Muppets?
April 10, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Aren't we all, ToughPigs? Aren't we all confusing Muppets?
It's fun to listen to Maron and Spade shit on Adam Corolla.
March 5, 2025 at 3:11 PM
It's fun to listen to Maron and Spade shit on Adam Corolla.
Doxxing myself, but I did my part. USA = U suck ass.
March 5, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Doxxing myself, but I did my part. USA = U suck ass.
State of The Lack of A Union
March 4, 2025 at 5:22 PM
State of The Lack of A Union
It's not what you did to me. It's what you did to her.
"'Her' who? Oh... 'Her'."
"'Her' who? Oh... 'Her'."
February 20, 2025 at 11:58 PM
It's not what you did to me. It's what you did to her.
"'Her' who? Oh... 'Her'."
"'Her' who? Oh... 'Her'."
No one enjoyed Cher more than Sarah Squirm Sherman.
February 20, 2025 at 2:15 AM
No one enjoyed Cher more than Sarah Squirm Sherman.
It's impossible to get a left handed writer in Gemini. Results are frustrating and hilarious.
February 16, 2025 at 3:04 AM
It's impossible to get a left handed writer in Gemini. Results are frustrating and hilarious.