Ben A.
@nuggsb.bsky.social
Be the party you wish to see in the world. Husband. Dad. Comedy Nerd. One Love. mirror everything. take two. love art. don't die.
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a few years ago there was a Cars and Guitars exhibit at the Petersen Automotive Museum, Bob Weir's car was a black '65 Corvette with slotted mags. it was filthy, covered in barn dust and cat footprints, he said it could only be displayed if it wasn't washed
coolest car in the entire museum RIP
coolest car in the entire museum RIP
January 11, 2026 at 1:09 AM
a few years ago there was a Cars and Guitars exhibit at the Petersen Automotive Museum, Bob Weir's car was a black '65 Corvette with slotted mags. it was filthy, covered in barn dust and cat footprints, he said it could only be displayed if it wasn't washed
coolest car in the entire museum RIP
coolest car in the entire museum RIP
Guy gets one headline on people dot com and you won't believe what he says now.
Fred Flintstone is the only straight cereal mascot. Barney Rubble is bi.
January 11, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Guy gets one headline on people dot com and you won't believe what he says now.
ALT "This film has been modified from it's original version. It has been formatted to fit your screen."
Explain your process.
Explain your process.
January 10, 2026 at 11:36 PM
ALT "This film has been modified from it's original version. It has been formatted to fit your screen."
Explain your process.
Explain your process.
ALT "This film has been modified from it's original version. It has been formatted to fit your screen."
NO! CHANGE IT BACK!
NO! CHANGE IT BACK!
January 10, 2026 at 11:35 PM
ALT "This film has been modified from it's original version. It has been formatted to fit your screen."
NO! CHANGE IT BACK!
NO! CHANGE IT BACK!
"This film has been modified from it's original version. It has been formatted to fit your screen."
How do you know what TV I have?
(I might be 25 years late to this joke)
How do you know what TV I have?
(I might be 25 years late to this joke)
January 10, 2026 at 11:32 PM
"This film has been modified from it's original version. It has been formatted to fit your screen."
How do you know what TV I have?
(I might be 25 years late to this joke)
How do you know what TV I have?
(I might be 25 years late to this joke)
The Victoria's Secret "Fashion Show" Brought To You By Kingsford Sponsored By Draft Kings Simulcast On NBC and Spike TV (available next day on youtube) (and pornhub)
January 10, 2026 at 11:29 PM
The Victoria's Secret "Fashion Show" Brought To You By Kingsford Sponsored By Draft Kings Simulcast On NBC and Spike TV (available next day on youtube) (and pornhub)
Conspiracy Theory: The term "manosphere" was actually created as a promotion to get Kill Tony in the Vegas Sphere.
January 10, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Conspiracy Theory: The term "manosphere" was actually created as a promotion to get Kill Tony in the Vegas Sphere.
Ten days into the year and I'm still writing 1992 on my checks.
January 10, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Ten days into the year and I'm still writing 1992 on my checks.
The Dentist Murderer was created in Minecraft? I actually had that on my 2026 Bingo Card. Four spots to go! (not in the free row :()
January 10, 2026 at 11:18 PM
The Dentist Murderer was created in Minecraft? I actually had that on my 2026 Bingo Card. Four spots to go! (not in the free row :()
Specifically returned to this place to make a "twitter joke" and was glad to see this at the top of my feed. I miss 2015 Twitter. Peak.
*posting on twitter* oh ho, I’ve made a wry observation. Better make sure a bunch of pedophiles see it
January 10, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Specifically returned to this place to make a "twitter joke" and was glad to see this at the top of my feed. I miss 2015 Twitter. Peak.
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I decided to win the powerball tonight. I'll be living in multiple states and you can probably find me on a boat from now on. Or at Disney. If this goes private and you still see it, don't tell anyone.
December 23, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I decided to win the powerball tonight. I'll be living in multiple states and you can probably find me on a boat from now on. Or at Disney. If this goes private and you still see it, don't tell anyone.
"sex worker, sex worker, sex worker!" - woke santa
December 24, 2025 at 9:50 PM
"sex worker, sex worker, sex worker!" - woke santa
I decided to win the powerball tonight. I'll be living in multiple states and you can probably find me on a boat from now on. Or at Disney. If this goes private and you still see it, don't tell anyone.
December 23, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I decided to win the powerball tonight. I'll be living in multiple states and you can probably find me on a boat from now on. Or at Disney. If this goes private and you still see it, don't tell anyone.
I'm not an actor, but I can cry on command thinking of three things. 1. The injustice of war. 2. Bandit being a grandpa at the end of Bluey. And 3. Caroll Spinney singing at Jim Henson's funeral. Big Bird mourning Kermit hits me so fucking hard. Levels. I'm just a dad of a certain age.
December 18, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I'm not an actor, but I can cry on command thinking of three things. 1. The injustice of war. 2. Bandit being a grandpa at the end of Bluey. And 3. Caroll Spinney singing at Jim Henson's funeral. Big Bird mourning Kermit hits me so fucking hard. Levels. I'm just a dad of a certain age.
Sad. I'd love to be the son of a creative genius. I would never kill anyone. Seems like a low bar.
The 32-year-old son of famed director Rob Reiner is being held without bail. Los Angeles authorities say the charges against him carry a maximum sentence of life in prison without the possibility of parole. n.pr/48W3Suf
Nick Reiner will be charged with first degree murder in his parents' killing
The 32-year-old son of famed director Rob Reiner is being held without bail. Los Angeles authorities say the charges against him carry a maximum sentence of life in prison without the possibility of parole.
n.pr
December 17, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Sad. I'd love to be the son of a creative genius. I would never kill anyone. Seems like a low bar.
You never give me your money. Shout out Beatles. Real one's.
December 17, 2025 at 1:51 AM
You never give me your money. Shout out Beatles. Real one's.
What To Know About Trump's Seizure (fuck yeah let's go) of a boat (yarr presidents a pirate, matey)
December 12, 2025 at 3:33 AM
What To Know About Trump's Seizure (fuck yeah let's go) of a boat (yarr presidents a pirate, matey)
I legit laughed out loud at the Eri*a Ki*k ad on Survivor. That's a no from me, dawg.
December 11, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I legit laughed out loud at the Eri*a Ki*k ad on Survivor. That's a no from me, dawg.
Watched three stand up specials this week. Patton Oswalt is 3rd place. Great as an album, slow to build, anecdotes aren't jokes. Sebastian Manesalco is 2nd place, tough to do an arena special, but he pulls it off. Eddie Pepitone - The Collapse. Genius. As a set, as a film, as a thing. It's for me.
November 23, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Watched three stand up specials this week. Patton Oswalt is 3rd place. Great as an album, slow to build, anecdotes aren't jokes. Sebastian Manesalco is 2nd place, tough to do an arena special, but he pulls it off. Eddie Pepitone - The Collapse. Genius. As a set, as a film, as a thing. It's for me.
My third and final post of the night: what's the deal with bread ties? We can seal cheese, peanut butter, jelly, bags of sliced turkey, mustard, mayonnaise, and pickles, but leave the most important ingredient in this nasty sandwich to mold! Oh, your cat stole your bread tie? Enjoy your moldwitch!
November 23, 2025 at 2:19 AM
My third and final post of the night: what's the deal with bread ties? We can seal cheese, peanut butter, jelly, bags of sliced turkey, mustard, mayonnaise, and pickles, but leave the most important ingredient in this nasty sandwich to mold! Oh, your cat stole your bread tie? Enjoy your moldwitch!
Realizing I'm on the "discover" tab: "oh yeah I hate this too."
November 23, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Realizing I'm on the "discover" tab: "oh yeah I hate this too."
This is the funniest thing I've ever seen actually happen on the internet.
Is this an episode of Staind Glass?
Adam Scott meeting the pope, for anyone interested in that sort of thing
November 16, 2025 at 12:37 AM
This is the funniest thing I've ever seen actually happen on the internet.
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I hear the Epstein Ballroom will be illuminated solely by gaslighting.
October 24, 2025 at 11:27 AM
I hear the Epstein Ballroom will be illuminated solely by gaslighting.
Let's talk about Frisky Dingo and how Killface is actually demolishing the White House.
October 23, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Let's talk about Frisky Dingo and how Killface is actually demolishing the White House.