Ben A.
@nuggsb.bsky.social
Be the party you wish to see in the world. Husband. Dad. Comedy Nerd. One Love. mirror everything. take two. love art. don't die.
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I decided to win the powerball tonight. I'll be living in multiple states and you can probably find me on a boat from now on. Or at Disney. If this goes private and you still see it, don't tell anyone.
December 23, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I decided to win the powerball tonight. I'll be living in multiple states and you can probably find me on a boat from now on. Or at Disney. If this goes private and you still see it, don't tell anyone.
"sex worker, sex worker, sex worker!" - woke santa
December 24, 2025 at 9:50 PM
"sex worker, sex worker, sex worker!" - woke santa
I decided to win the powerball tonight. I'll be living in multiple states and you can probably find me on a boat from now on. Or at Disney. If this goes private and you still see it, don't tell anyone.
December 23, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I decided to win the powerball tonight. I'll be living in multiple states and you can probably find me on a boat from now on. Or at Disney. If this goes private and you still see it, don't tell anyone.
I'm not an actor, but I can cry on command thinking of three things. 1. The injustice of war. 2. Bandit being a grandpa at the end of Bluey. And 3. Caroll Spinney singing at Jim Henson's funeral. Big Bird mourning Kermit hits me so fucking hard. Levels. I'm just a dad of a certain age.
December 18, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I'm not an actor, but I can cry on command thinking of three things. 1. The injustice of war. 2. Bandit being a grandpa at the end of Bluey. And 3. Caroll Spinney singing at Jim Henson's funeral. Big Bird mourning Kermit hits me so fucking hard. Levels. I'm just a dad of a certain age.
Sad. I'd love to be the son of a creative genius. I would never kill anyone. Seems like a low bar.
The 32-year-old son of famed director Rob Reiner is being held without bail. Los Angeles authorities say the charges against him carry a maximum sentence of life in prison without the possibility of parole. n.pr/48W3Suf
Nick Reiner will be charged with first degree murder in his parents' killing
The 32-year-old son of famed director Rob Reiner is being held without bail. Los Angeles authorities say the charges against him carry a maximum sentence of life in prison without the possibility of parole.
n.pr
December 17, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Sad. I'd love to be the son of a creative genius. I would never kill anyone. Seems like a low bar.
You never give me your money. Shout out Beatles. Real one's.
December 17, 2025 at 1:51 AM
You never give me your money. Shout out Beatles. Real one's.
What To Know About Trump's Seizure (fuck yeah let's go) of a boat (yarr presidents a pirate, matey)
December 12, 2025 at 3:33 AM
What To Know About Trump's Seizure (fuck yeah let's go) of a boat (yarr presidents a pirate, matey)
I legit laughed out loud at the Eri*a Ki*k ad on Survivor. That's a no from me, dawg.
December 11, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I legit laughed out loud at the Eri*a Ki*k ad on Survivor. That's a no from me, dawg.
Watched three stand up specials this week. Patton Oswalt is 3rd place. Great as an album, slow to build, anecdotes aren't jokes. Sebastian Manesalco is 2nd place, tough to do an arena special, but he pulls it off. Eddie Pepitone - The Collapse. Genius. As a set, as a film, as a thing. It's for me.
November 23, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Watched three stand up specials this week. Patton Oswalt is 3rd place. Great as an album, slow to build, anecdotes aren't jokes. Sebastian Manesalco is 2nd place, tough to do an arena special, but he pulls it off. Eddie Pepitone - The Collapse. Genius. As a set, as a film, as a thing. It's for me.
My third and final post of the night: what's the deal with bread ties? We can seal cheese, peanut butter, jelly, bags of sliced turkey, mustard, mayonnaise, and pickles, but leave the most important ingredient in this nasty sandwich to mold! Oh, your cat stole your bread tie? Enjoy your moldwitch!
November 23, 2025 at 2:19 AM
My third and final post of the night: what's the deal with bread ties? We can seal cheese, peanut butter, jelly, bags of sliced turkey, mustard, mayonnaise, and pickles, but leave the most important ingredient in this nasty sandwich to mold! Oh, your cat stole your bread tie? Enjoy your moldwitch!
Realizing I'm on the "discover" tab: "oh yeah I hate this too."
November 23, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Realizing I'm on the "discover" tab: "oh yeah I hate this too."
This is the funniest thing I've ever seen actually happen on the internet.
Is this an episode of Staind Glass?
Adam Scott meeting the pope, for anyone interested in that sort of thing
November 16, 2025 at 12:37 AM
This is the funniest thing I've ever seen actually happen on the internet.
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I hear the Epstein Ballroom will be illuminated solely by gaslighting.
October 24, 2025 at 11:27 AM
I hear the Epstein Ballroom will be illuminated solely by gaslighting.
Let's talk about Frisky Dingo and how Killface is actually demolishing the White House.
October 23, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Let's talk about Frisky Dingo and how Killface is actually demolishing the White House.
The year: 2025. Air Bud rules apply. There is no rule saying the president can't destroy the white house. so he does. the literal end.
Nothing in the constitution says he can’t decree a stately pleasure dome
October 23, 2025 at 2:50 AM
The year: 2025. Air Bud rules apply. There is no rule saying the president can't destroy the white house. so he does. the literal end.
glad that fixed everything, good job everyone
This was Los Angeles, California on October 18th, showing the regime that they will not be subservient to fascism or corrupt wannabe kings. #3E #NoKings #50501Movement #indivisible #wearetheflood
October 19, 2025 at 6:11 PM
glad that fixed everything, good job everyone
What were the odds?
Padres manager Mike Shildt said he retired in part because of death threats from sports bettors:
Mike Shildt says decision to retire was his own, but Padres questions remain
www.nytimes.com
October 14, 2025 at 10:08 PM
What were the odds?
God's Perspective - Bo Burnham
Thou shalt not shoot pastors in the head with smoke bombs. I shouldn’t have to say this.
October 9, 2025 at 10:18 PM
God's Perspective - Bo Burnham
This is chemical warfare.
October 5, 2025 at 7:37 PM
This is chemical warfare.
What if you could read peoples minds. (Internet exists). Oh, they're all dumb. I'm dumb, but they're all dumb.
October 5, 2025 at 7:35 PM
What if you could read peoples minds. (Internet exists). Oh, they're all dumb. I'm dumb, but they're all dumb.
This is the state of Journalism. All of it. Including Maddow. Cooked.
behold the bold and brave washington post opinion section (under new management), lol
October 5, 2025 at 7:31 PM
This is the state of Journalism. All of it. Including Maddow. Cooked.
Guys, I think Taylor Swift might be a genius?
October 5, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Guys, I think Taylor Swift might be a genius?
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October 4, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Call me Ishmael.
Cancel the Cuts. Lower the Cost. Save Healthcare 👨🏽⚕️👩🏻⚕️🏥
October 4, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Call me Ishmael.