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Number 10 Downing Street CCTV
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Obviously parody but taking many things seriously
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I know this sounds weak, I know it.

But kindness is one of the few things we carry that can make a difference for each other.

We can’t undo all this hate, but we can still make life a little easier for others.
January 21, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Can't decide if Trump is really so stupid and doesn't understand how tariffs work, or he's counting on the fact that most Americans will believe him as it's the sort of thing they want to be true.
January 21, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Lozza had a visit from the police.
Of course those aren't the words he used to describe them.
January 14, 2025 at 5:36 PM
A failed London mayor candidate has flounced out of a village Facebook group, having not appreciated having his driving skills critiqued. Meanwhile his fiancée is telling people to be kind, apparently oblivious to all the times he has done the opposite.
January 5, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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Time zones are fascinating. Australia is already in 2025, Europe is still 2024, and the USA is currently in 1939.
January 1, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I have a very important question.
Which is the best version of "Murder on the Orient Express"?
December 30, 2024 at 4:47 PM
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December 27, 2024 at 7:14 AM
So sad to read that the presents Lozza ordered for Xmas haven't turned up yet.
December 24, 2024 at 7:11 PM
December 18, 2024 at 10:02 PM
Glinner is leaving the UK.
a group of men are dancing with the words bye bye bye
ALT: a group of men are dancing with the words bye bye bye
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December 12, 2024 at 5:14 PM
The people who say it's wrong to be gay because sex is for procreation and so should only be something a man and a woman do.....
Do they only have sex to procreate and never just for pleasure?
December 5, 2024 at 5:40 PM
Who knew my comment on @mushycrouton.bsky.social post on X where I mentioned the son of the wizard lady dated a non-binary person and misgendered them after the split up would cause so many responses.
Well it's X so, yeah, that tracks!
December 3, 2024 at 7:45 PM
A big shout out to everyone who's seeing a huge increase in the number of cow feed experts!
December 3, 2024 at 6:25 PM
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If only Gregg Wallace had judged his statement as if it were plate of food, “It certainly packs a punch but unfortunately…it’s a bit rich and it leaves a bad taste.”
December 1, 2024 at 2:30 PM
If it had been one working class woman in her 20s, would you be saying something different Greg? (One G by choice)
December 1, 2024 at 10:52 AM
A village somewhere has gained a new idiot.
November 30, 2024 at 1:23 PM
I made the mistake of listening to a bit of Laurence Fox. Does anyone know how and when he got radicalised?
November 28, 2024 at 8:53 AM
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Hi, I’m God.

Vaccines save lives.

Love,

God
November 25, 2024 at 2:27 PM
Back on the other place it's all ads for Temu, 40% off if you want a blue tick, and "Brexit was the will of the people" demanding a general election.
November 24, 2024 at 10:22 AM
Does anyone know how much smoking cigars reduces life expectancy?
Lozza is asking for cigar recommendations and it made me wonder how carcinogenic they are!
November 22, 2024 at 8:34 PM
I was on Youtube, looking for a song, and noticed this (red arrows added by me)
November 21, 2024 at 4:27 PM
Brilliant
Now that she owns Jeremy Clarkson (net worth £55m) Victoria Derbyshire's family have to pay inheritance tax on him when she dies.
“So it’s not about you, it’s not about your farm and the fact you bought a farm to avoid inheritance tax?”

@vicderbyshire.bsky.social speaks to Jeremy Clarkson at the farmers’ protest in Westminster where thousands of farmers are protesting the government’s inheritance tax plans.

#Newsnight
November 20, 2024 at 10:36 PM
Space Karen seems extra keen to get people to pay for "premium" X
Can anyone remind me how much value it's lost since the "King of Efficiency" bought it?
a woman sitting at a table with flowers and wine glasses says " your desperation is showing "
ALT: a woman sitting at a table with flowers and wine glasses says " your desperation is showing "
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November 20, 2024 at 9:15 PM
Morning Live are doing a slot just for the wizard lady @mushycrouton.bsky.social - how to get rid of mould.
November 20, 2024 at 9:30 AM
I popped over the other place to see what Laurence Fox has posted today.
Let's just say he's been busy.
November 19, 2024 at 1:17 PM