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In hindsight the jokes I make are not very funny but that ain’t going to stop me
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my 7-year-old just informed me that we're all made from four things:

- skeletons
- stardust
- monkeys
- love
April 27, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Virtua Fighter 5's rollback sure is trying. Some matches were pretty solid but MAN sometimes I'm actually fighting for my life.
December 14, 2024 at 5:09 AM
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13k acquired (according to mobile)

Only 3k to go until i return to the pinnacle of my power
November 30, 2024 at 5:03 AM
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This is Conny. She is bored right now and wants a treat.
November 30, 2024 at 2:15 AM
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So, this is the current state of data lifting. I decided to bundle all the character specific scripts into their own buttons.

Should make it easier to manage and organize. I'd like every character to get a few key funny data points.

Some funny points below:
November 18, 2024 at 10:28 AM
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Here was the 11/15/2013 Pic of the Day for Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS/Wii U, revealing Mario Galaxy as a new playable stage for the entry.
November 15, 2024 at 7:44 AM
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test
a cartoon drawing of a cat holding a cigarette in its mouth .
ALT: a cartoon drawing of a cat holding a cigarette in its mouth .
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2024 at 2:23 PM
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fighting game player who wears their Christmas-themed DLC costumes from November 1st to December 25
November 1, 2024 at 4:07 PM
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For every like I get I will do NOTHING
November 1, 2024 at 12:43 AM
karaparry.mp4
November 1, 2024 at 5:47 AM
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Alright, I've had my fun poking various bears.
October 22, 2024 at 7:25 PM
October 22, 2024 at 2:53 PM
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I did this on twitter with a low turnout, so I'm going to post this then go to bed. Gourd have mercy on my hole.

Post a piece of your art below and I will compliment it without just saying, "it's good!"

This is the positive feedback zone
October 22, 2024 at 9:02 AM
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I just Blitz IK'd a Slayer player.
October 21, 2024 at 12:05 PM
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POWER WORD OF THE DAY:

ANNIHILATE
October 21, 2024 at 4:17 PM
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"...And then you shot across my sky like a meteor."

For my wife.

#pixelart #art #space #blue #twilight
October 21, 2024 at 7:55 AM
October 21, 2024 at 7:51 AM
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“social media echo chambers are a serious problem”

i’m so sorry, i can’t hear you, i’m busy hanging out on the app where i get to listen to a bunch of scientists infodump about their special interests instead of the one where bigots “infodump” about why i shouldn’t be allowed to live
October 19, 2024 at 5:59 AM
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fighting is like a game of chess. each blow yiou land on your opponents head is like a chess piece (Knight, bishop, etc) and then he dies .
October 19, 2024 at 7:38 AM
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I don’t think I get enough credit for being the guy who figured out that aliens like smoking weed
October 19, 2024 at 2:17 AM
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October 19, 2024 at 2:40 AM
October 19, 2024 at 5:46 AM
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Wait... where are the porn bots and crypto posts?
And you call this a social media platform... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
a man in a suit is standing in a living room .
ALT: a man in a suit is standing in a living room .
media.tenor.com
October 19, 2024 at 12:27 AM