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I’m not a nurse
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My old friend Patrick Matthews slogged for years to build up a few small struggling cafes in London parks. Now they're a success, so the parks are rewarding him by giving the cafes to someone who offered them more money.

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January 6, 2026 at 7:06 PM
I am trapped on a train that is at a station but can’t open its doors and can’t move to the station where it can open its doors coz there’s too many (delayed) trains ahead of us 😑
January 6, 2026 at 5:30 PM
What’s that line from Room with A View about setting an intelligence test at Dover to deter thicko tourists? Some people going thru Spanish border control are about to give the poor Guardia chap an aneurysm
January 6, 2026 at 12:15 PM
I see 2026 is going well
January 5, 2026 at 2:48 PM
It’s Christmas Eve in Spain and it’s raining so much they’ve had to move the big procession 🌧️
January 5, 2026 at 10:35 AM
Some dirty fucker has coughed their germy breath on me and now I’m ill for the last two days of my holiday and in time for going back to work
a woman is sitting in a chair and laughing
ALT: a woman is sitting in a chair and laughing
media.tenor.com
January 4, 2026 at 10:46 AM
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Favourite humorous greeting card.
January 4, 2026 at 10:23 AM
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Also we could have just believed 1000 women instead of going to war with Venezuela. That was an option.
January 3, 2026 at 9:30 AM
Man who has previously done illegal stuff does more illegal stuff
January 3, 2026 at 11:46 AM
I mean, he’s mates with Putin and Netanyahu, what do you expect?
January 3, 2026 at 10:09 AM
Even at 13 I hated this over sentimental shite. They should’ve played Angry Anderson instead #TOTP
January 2, 2026 at 8:59 PM
John Kettly is a weatherman, a weatherman, a weatherman. John Kettly is a weatherman and so is Michael Fish. #TOTP
January 2, 2026 at 8:49 PM
I would kill for some late 80s/early 90s loose fit jeans #TOTP
January 2, 2026 at 8:45 PM
I was a massive A-ha fan and then went for drinks with them a few years ago #TOTP
January 2, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Four letter word *sniggers* #TOTP
January 2, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Uptown top ranking #TOTP
a white cat is looking up at the camera .
ALT: a white cat is looking up at the camera .
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January 2, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Remember when Stella imported boulders from Mull to sit in her shop on Bond Street? #TOTP
January 2, 2026 at 8:29 PM
#TOTP 1978 when people had normal faces and teeth
January 2, 2026 at 8:05 PM
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*excellent* joke
January 1, 2026 at 3:12 PM
First street harassment of 2026!
January 1, 2026 at 12:21 PM
Made it to midnight 🥱
December 31, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I hate New Year. There, I’ve said it.
December 31, 2025 at 9:58 AM
When the BBC News server crashed on 9/11 due to overload, I and my colleague provided updates on the attack for the next 9 hours. I was taking screen grabs off tv to provide images for her copy
"What was your biggest impact on the Internet?"

I drew the original of this. (I storyboarded and assistant directed on this episode.) (Fry, "Shut up and take my money")
December 31, 2025 at 8:57 AM
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David Bowie, Paris, May 1976, by Andrew Kent.
December 30, 2025 at 9:05 PM