Christy Nyiri
@nyiri.land
Design/code/karaoke and now I work in tech lol. Head of a design team at Automattic, flagrantly mouthbreathing the rest of the time.
📍 Brooklyn via 🇨🇦
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📍 Brooklyn via 🇨🇦
🔗 christynyiri.com
Does Private Ryan imply the existence of TMI Ryan?
December 24, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Does Private Ryan imply the existence of TMI Ryan?
Rain, nature's wet swiffer
December 24, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Rain, nature's wet swiffer
Be the large, shapeless garment you want to see in this world
December 21, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Be the large, shapeless garment you want to see in this world
Not sure what's going on in my neighbour's backyard but it's very likely someone is being sacrificed
December 20, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Not sure what's going on in my neighbour's backyard but it's very likely someone is being sacrificed
Gay hockey show went from being SO HOT to SO TOUCHING 😭❤️😭
December 20, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Gay hockey show went from being SO HOT to SO TOUCHING 😭❤️😭
Many years ago someone gifted me a Vanity Fair subscription and there was a "woe is me" feature about Albert Brooks and how he was leading man-destined but never got the right opportunities, and the next month a director wrote in saying "it's cause test audiences found you annoying and unlikable"
December 17, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Many years ago someone gifted me a Vanity Fair subscription and there was a "woe is me" feature about Albert Brooks and how he was leading man-destined but never got the right opportunities, and the next month a director wrote in saying "it's cause test audiences found you annoying and unlikable"
Skecher's slop ads are so terrible like wtf is going on with this girl's leg, does she have a knee merkin under there?
December 11, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Skecher's slop ads are so terrible like wtf is going on with this girl's leg, does she have a knee merkin under there?
Tried to squeeze in one last weekday matinee today before my sabbatical ends, but I didn't sleep well last night and unintentionally kept nodding off so I left at intermission 🙃 #heylookatthisthingiwentto #andlefthalfwaythrough
December 10, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Tried to squeeze in one last weekday matinee today before my sabbatical ends, but I didn't sleep well last night and unintentionally kept nodding off so I left at intermission 🙃 #heylookatthisthingiwentto #andlefthalfwaythrough
I highly recommend *not* getting contrast dye accidentally injected into your herniated spinal disc
December 8, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I highly recommend *not* getting contrast dye accidentally injected into your herniated spinal disc
Literally just texting a friend about this very fact
The Russian’s ass is one of the wonders of the world. Every time it appeared, the whole watch party gasped. And it appeared a lot in the first two episodes. WHEW. #HeatedRivalry
December 7, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Literally just texting a friend about this very fact
Is there a database of younger actors in "old face" makeup compared to their actual old faces later in life? This would be a perfect Tumblr concept 15 years ago
December 6, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Is there a database of younger actors in "old face" makeup compared to their actual old faces later in life? This would be a perfect Tumblr concept 15 years ago
Waiting for my flight back to NYC and realizing how much I'm going to miss the shape of toilet seats outside of North America
December 3, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Waiting for my flight back to NYC and realizing how much I'm going to miss the shape of toilet seats outside of North America
More from the opening @ K21 in Düsseldorf
December 1, 2025 at 2:16 PM
More from the opening @ K21 in Düsseldorf
Love that German gallery openings include a stand of pretzels
November 29, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Love that German gallery openings include a stand of pretzels
My most picturesque canal selfie from today, courtesy of Haarlem
November 25, 2025 at 7:50 PM
My most picturesque canal selfie from today, courtesy of Haarlem
About to engage in my favourite hotel ritual: passing out to the SVU channel
November 24, 2025 at 9:38 PM
About to engage in my favourite hotel ritual: passing out to the SVU channel
Soooo I was so excited to see Kristin Chenoweth live in something, and her voice is ahmahzing, but The Queen of Versailles was a bit of a snore, sorry to say! Although I guess I did learn what happened after the first doc? #heylookatthisthingiwentto
November 24, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Soooo I was so excited to see Kristin Chenoweth live in something, and her voice is ahmahzing, but The Queen of Versailles was a bit of a snore, sorry to say! Although I guess I did learn what happened after the first doc? #heylookatthisthingiwentto
The whole thing about The Seat of Our Pants is it's a musical adaptation of the Pulitzer Prize-winning play The Skin of Our Teeth, and the entire time I was like hmmm I kinda just wish they would fast forward the extraneous songs so I could experience the play. #heylookatthisthingiwentto
November 24, 2025 at 2:08 AM
The whole thing about The Seat of Our Pants is it's a musical adaptation of the Pulitzer Prize-winning play The Skin of Our Teeth, and the entire time I was like hmmm I kinda just wish they would fast forward the extraneous songs so I could experience the play. #heylookatthisthingiwentto
Shit I am not keeping up w theatre.... Bat Boy had a two week limited engagement around Halloween and it was so fucking good!! I have since learned it was a staple of college and high school theatre in the early aughts and I'm not surprised. #heylookatthisthingiwentto
November 24, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Shit I am not keeping up w theatre.... Bat Boy had a two week limited engagement around Halloween and it was so fucking good!! I have since learned it was a staple of college and high school theatre in the early aughts and I'm not surprised. #heylookatthisthingiwentto
Find yourself a friend who will take you for a legit Indonesian weekly pop-up lunch at Warung Salasa in Queens at 10:30am 5/5 ⭐️ #heylookatthisthingiate
November 18, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Find yourself a friend who will take you for a legit Indonesian weekly pop-up lunch at Warung Salasa in Queens at 10:30am 5/5 ⭐️ #heylookatthisthingiate
One thing I've learned from watching a lot of sewing videos is that perfectionism is not a common trait, which is personally difficult for me, a person who organizes their tupperware like a serial killer
November 17, 2025 at 4:35 PM
One thing I've learned from watching a lot of sewing videos is that perfectionism is not a common trait, which is personally difficult for me, a person who organizes their tupperware like a serial killer