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nymphth.bsky.social
metatran's cube
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im like if shor's algorithm was a transsexual the way i started out by trying to find my period
(she/her)
more like one battle with not looking like teyana taylor after another
December 29, 2025 at 7:40 PM
one battle after another makes me want to live
December 29, 2025 at 7:18 AM
how am I only just now realizing that rapf named the song defense attorney because he's trying to make an argument to the fans who are frustrated at how he's changed or who just dgaf what this straight man has to say anymore
December 29, 2025 at 1:52 AM
crazy how melody nosurname made an entire tierlist of straight people saying faggot without this ending up S tier
happy 4am FAGGOTS
December 28, 2025 at 5:25 PM
i put this fucker in the powerpoint that i came out to my parents with and as soon as i finished talking my mom started going on about genitals smh I should have used v4.0
December 28, 2025 at 4:58 PM
every year I feel more and more vindicated for reactionarily hating on nicki in middle school
December 23, 2025 at 7:55 PM
looking forward to pulling up to the MA meeting on my tenth birthday to claim my 17th welcome chip—having rejected the dogma that I must abstain from ALL mind-altering substances—and pouring myself a cup of coffee from the pot
December 18, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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i have many many thoughts on math education but one of my most steadfast beliefs is that mixed fractions are fucking horrible and we should never ever use them
December 18, 2025 at 12:13 AM
wearing a gauss-bonnet to bed to keep the curvature on the surface of my head invariant
December 17, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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love da library too shoutout to da library
December 15, 2025 at 1:33 AM
KAREEM RAHMA: So what's your take?

ME: We don't need fucking function keys.

RAHMA: 100%—what?

ME: Yeah no we don't need the function keys at the top of the fucking keyboard anymore. When was the last time you pressed F7??
December 15, 2025 at 10:28 AM
both pray everyday and at what cost as a whole are amazing but when goldlink said "i don't got no industry friends cause I'm rude" that should have been a red flag
December 14, 2025 at 11:19 PM
omg they still have eb games in canada
December 14, 2025 at 10:41 AM
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Say what you want about Americans and their sandwiches, at least we didn’t give Sloppy Joe a bitch wife named Sloppy Joanne
April 28, 2025 at 11:58 AM
tryna become a magician so I can do the slight of hand required to get misgendered, then take this person misgendering you as reason to not care what they think, and thus not care that they misgendered you
December 12, 2025 at 9:19 PM
snuffbait mouse girl with toxoplasmosis who claims she always had a piss kink
December 11, 2025 at 6:34 AM
so many ppl want to figure out how to exit vim but why are you even tryna leave? be grateful u wandered into the promised land
December 10, 2025 at 7:41 PM
angela collier is a physicist who makes videos that i enjoy because i like science but i think the most important thing i've learned from her is that if i ever go to the south i can't tell people that i think shit is interesting.
December 7, 2025 at 9:05 AM
comorbidity be like
December 6, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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TPUSA having a speaker named full necky is kind of in bad taste, no?
December 5, 2025 at 7:52 PM
there is something unsettling about knowing that you only exist because someone before you forced everyone else to give up their autonomy.
youtu.be/-GdfcMMrUzI
Will My Alters Go To Heaven?
YouTube video by Left at London - Topic
youtu.be
December 5, 2025 at 4:13 AM
[realizing that was probably the joke]
bsky be like
December 2, 2025 at 7:07 PM
bsky be like
December 2, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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I'm gonna file a class-action lawsuit against God.
November 30, 2025 at 11:20 PM
het dogboy who says paws when he plays with his bros balls
November 30, 2025 at 11:20 AM