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Abandoned Dairy Queen the Perfect Place to Start Terrible Voucher School for Kids the Good Private Schools Don’t Want
March 8, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Abandoned Dairy Queen the Perfect Place to Start Terrible Voucher School for Kids the Good Private Schools Don’t Want
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Hi, I’m God.
It’s January 6th Eve, so don’t forget to leave out crackers and crystal meth for Marjorie Taylor Greene.
It’s January 6th Eve, so don’t forget to leave out crackers and crystal meth for Marjorie Taylor Greene.
January 5, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Hi, I’m God.
It’s January 6th Eve, so don’t forget to leave out crackers and crystal meth for Marjorie Taylor Greene.
It’s January 6th Eve, so don’t forget to leave out crackers and crystal meth for Marjorie Taylor Greene.
We’re Going to Squeeze an Extra Hot Yoga Class in There Too
By The Open Schools Moms
By The Open Schools Moms
Learning loss/shutting down the schools is actually the only morally correct choice when you are trying to secure reservations for unique experiences and lock in favorable pricing for airfare and accommodations 😉
I'm back on the NYC school calendar beat: www.chalkbeat.org/newyork/2025...
January 4, 2025 at 6:45 PM
We’re Going to Squeeze an Extra Hot Yoga Class in There Too
By The Open Schools Moms
By The Open Schools Moms
We’ll Never Get Brain Size and NAEP Scores Up Until C-Sections Are Banned
January 4, 2025 at 6:34 PM
We’ll Never Get Brain Size and NAEP Scores Up Until C-Sections Are Banned
Opinion | Unless Public Transportation Stops in a Dunkin’ Donuts Drive-Thru, I Have No Choice but to Pay Congestion Pricing Tolls and Drive to Work Every Day
January 4, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Opinion | Unless Public Transportation Stops in a Dunkin’ Donuts Drive-Thru, I Have No Choice but to Pay Congestion Pricing Tolls and Drive to Work Every Day
Drinking Raw Milk Probably Won’t Kill Your Kid, So Bottom’s Up, Brynleigh
By Emily Oster
By Emily Oster
January 4, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Drinking Raw Milk Probably Won’t Kill Your Kid, So Bottom’s Up, Brynleigh
By Emily Oster
By Emily Oster
My Children Attend a Publicly-Funded Religious Voucher School That Hasn’t Taught Them to Read or Do Math, but When It Comes to Handling Poisonous Snakes, They Can’t Be Beat
January 3, 2025 at 4:45 AM
My Children Attend a Publicly-Funded Religious Voucher School That Hasn’t Taught Them to Read or Do Math, but When It Comes to Handling Poisonous Snakes, They Can’t Be Beat
Why Have a Public School System When Children Could Be Learning Something Useful, Like How to Mine Bitcoin?
January 3, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Why Have a Public School System When Children Could Be Learning Something Useful, Like How to Mine Bitcoin?
United States Continues to Make Progress in Not Giving a Shit About Children
I never saw whooping cough during my medical training in India in the 1990s because of childhood vaccination
To see this unfolding today in the US is truly heartbreaking and stunning
Whooping cough cases in the US are the highest they’ve been in a decade
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To see this unfolding today in the US is truly heartbreaking and stunning
Whooping cough cases in the US are the highest they’ve been in a decade
edition.cnn.com/2024/12/25/h...
Whooping cough cases in the US are the highest they’ve been in a decade | CNN
Whooping cough has been surging in the United States for months and the latest data from the US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention suggests there are no signs of slowing.
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December 26, 2024 at 2:41 PM
United States Continues to Make Progress in Not Giving a Shit About Children
Santa Receives Record Complaints From New Yorkers Whose Eric Adams Christmas Morning Resignation Wish Did Not Come True
December 26, 2024 at 2:19 PM
Santa Receives Record Complaints From New Yorkers Whose Eric Adams Christmas Morning Resignation Wish Did Not Come True
Not Every Child Is a Good Fit for Private Voucher Schools
But Someone’s Gotta Work in the Meat Processing Plants
But Someone’s Gotta Work in the Meat Processing Plants
December 26, 2024 at 2:16 PM
Not Every Child Is a Good Fit for Private Voucher Schools
But Someone’s Gotta Work in the Meat Processing Plants
But Someone’s Gotta Work in the Meat Processing Plants
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What’s the Best Way to Calm Down Distracted, Excited Children the Week Before a Holiday Break?
Teach Them Lessons From HMH’s “Into Reading” to Bore Them Into Submission
Teach Them Lessons From HMH’s “Into Reading” to Bore Them Into Submission
December 18, 2024 at 1:03 AM
What’s the Best Way to Calm Down Distracted, Excited Children the Week Before a Holiday Break?
Teach Them Lessons From HMH’s “Into Reading” to Bore Them Into Submission
Teach Them Lessons From HMH’s “Into Reading” to Bore Them Into Submission
The SHSAT Must Stay
I Didn’t Pay $40,000 for Years of Tutoring and Test Prep for My Child to Go to Some Gross NYC High School That Has More Than 25 Black Students
I Didn’t Pay $40,000 for Years of Tutoring and Test Prep for My Child to Go to Some Gross NYC High School That Has More Than 25 Black Students
December 19, 2024 at 4:17 AM
The SHSAT Must Stay
I Didn’t Pay $40,000 for Years of Tutoring and Test Prep for My Child to Go to Some Gross NYC High School That Has More Than 25 Black Students
I Didn’t Pay $40,000 for Years of Tutoring and Test Prep for My Child to Go to Some Gross NYC High School That Has More Than 25 Black Students
What’s the Best Way to Calm Down Distracted, Excited Children the Week Before a Holiday Break?
Teach Them Lessons From HMH’s “Into Reading” to Bore Them Into Submission
Teach Them Lessons From HMH’s “Into Reading” to Bore Them Into Submission
December 18, 2024 at 1:03 AM
What’s the Best Way to Calm Down Distracted, Excited Children the Week Before a Holiday Break?
Teach Them Lessons From HMH’s “Into Reading” to Bore Them Into Submission
Teach Them Lessons From HMH’s “Into Reading” to Bore Them Into Submission
Teachers Who Complain About the Many Unpaid Hours of Labor They Do Outside the Work Day Need to Remind Themselves That Most of Them Are Women
December 14, 2024 at 11:22 PM
Teachers Who Complain About the Many Unpaid Hours of Labor They Do Outside the Work Day Need to Remind Themselves That Most of Them Are Women
Public Schools Are a Disaster
Take It From Me, Someone Who Has Never Attended a Public School in His Life and Has an Ayn Rand Blow Up Doll
Take It From Me, Someone Who Has Never Attended a Public School in His Life and Has an Ayn Rand Blow Up Doll
December 12, 2024 at 2:19 AM
Public Schools Are a Disaster
Take It From Me, Someone Who Has Never Attended a Public School in His Life and Has an Ayn Rand Blow Up Doll
Take It From Me, Someone Who Has Never Attended a Public School in His Life and Has an Ayn Rand Blow Up Doll
American High Schools Are Doing a Terrible Job of Teaching Teens to Get Married at 18 and Immediately Start Producing Factory Worker Children
By The Heritage Foundation
By The Heritage Foundation
December 12, 2024 at 2:17 AM
American High Schools Are Doing a Terrible Job of Teaching Teens to Get Married at 18 and Immediately Start Producing Factory Worker Children
By The Heritage Foundation
By The Heritage Foundation
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When you forget to switch to your burner account
December 12, 2024 at 1:04 AM
When you forget to switch to your burner account
“With the vouchers, most of the families attend a private school already. So it’s just a tuition discount with public dollars. You can spend it on whatever you want. My limited edition watch, Trump trading cards, anything.”
December 9, 2024 at 10:36 PM
“With the vouchers, most of the families attend a private school already. So it’s just a tuition discount with public dollars. You can spend it on whatever you want. My limited edition watch, Trump trading cards, anything.”
If Your First Grader Doesn’t Go to School Tomorrow Dressed as a Gingerbread Cookie (With 48 Hours Notice), His Life Will Be Irreparably Ruined
December 9, 2024 at 10:35 PM
If Your First Grader Doesn’t Go to School Tomorrow Dressed as a Gingerbread Cookie (With 48 Hours Notice), His Life Will Be Irreparably Ruined
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I had an interesting question asked of me during a PD today with teachers.
A teacher mentioned one of the middle school students told them they were non-binary. She said she didn't know what that means and thinks the kid is making it up.
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A teacher mentioned one of the middle school students told them they were non-binary. She said she didn't know what that means and thinks the kid is making it up.
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December 3, 2024 at 12:49 AM
I had an interesting question asked of me during a PD today with teachers.
A teacher mentioned one of the middle school students told them they were non-binary. She said she didn't know what that means and thinks the kid is making it up.
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A teacher mentioned one of the middle school students told them they were non-binary. She said she didn't know what that means and thinks the kid is making it up.
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Restful Effects of Thanksgiving Weekend Long Gone by 8:30 A.M. Today in Classroom
December 3, 2024 at 12:33 AM
Restful Effects of Thanksgiving Weekend Long Gone by 8:30 A.M. Today in Classroom
I Know Current 8th Grade Parents in NYC Are Only 2 Hectic Days Away From the High School Application Window Closing, but Can Anyone Tell Me (Mom of an Especially Astute Second Grader) About These 15 Different High Schools?
December 2, 2024 at 11:42 PM
I Know Current 8th Grade Parents in NYC Are Only 2 Hectic Days Away From the High School Application Window Closing, but Can Anyone Tell Me (Mom of an Especially Astute Second Grader) About These 15 Different High Schools?
Trump’s Selection of Kash Patel to Lead the FBI Erases Conservatives’ Legacy of Racism and Bigotry Completely
December 1, 2024 at 10:17 PM
Trump’s Selection of Kash Patel to Lead the FBI Erases Conservatives’ Legacy of Racism and Bigotry Completely
With Trump as President Again and Linda McMahon as Secretary of Education, FAPE Will Finally End and Disabled Kids Will No Longer Be Able to Milk the System and Get Special Treatment
December 1, 2024 at 9:59 PM
With Trump as President Again and Linda McMahon as Secretary of Education, FAPE Will Finally End and Disabled Kids Will No Longer Be Able to Milk the System and Get Special Treatment