Oatman
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You can never go home again. But I guess you can shop there.
What I’m getting out of this game is that Bama is the equivalent of the last team into the NCAA’s that everyone thought should’ve been in the NIT instead because of their actual body of work.
December 20, 2025 at 4:16 AM
What I’m getting out of this game is that Bama is the equivalent of the last team into the NCAA’s that everyone thought should’ve been in the NIT instead because of their actual body of work.
I genuinely do not remember the Hurricanes being as dirty as Florida when Maurice coached them.
December 20, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I genuinely do not remember the Hurricanes being as dirty as Florida when Maurice coached them.
That was some vintage* Oklahoma defense
*2000s era
*2000s era
December 20, 2025 at 2:12 AM
That was some vintage* Oklahoma defense
*2000s era
*2000s era
Laws are only real if they’re enforced.
December 5, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Laws are only real if they’re enforced.
ACC basketball is definitely back
December 3, 2025 at 2:29 AM
ACC basketball is definitely back
I don’t believe in karma but man it’d be funny as hell if this season’s Ole Miss team is the only one that Kiffin ever manages to get to the playoffs.
December 1, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I don’t believe in karma but man it’d be funny as hell if this season’s Ole Miss team is the only one that Kiffin ever manages to get to the playoffs.
Wife: let’s watch a family movie tonight
Me: uggggh, there’s football on
Wife: like terminator 2
🫢
Me: uggggh, there’s football on
Wife: like terminator 2
🫢
November 30, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Wife: let’s watch a family movie tonight
Me: uggggh, there’s football on
Wife: like terminator 2
🫢
Me: uggggh, there’s football on
Wife: like terminator 2
🫢
Fucking brilliant Loggains. Who could’ve seen this coming outside of anyone who’s ever watch a single down of football.
App doesn’t deserve a bowl game anyway
App doesn’t deserve a bowl game anyway
November 29, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Fucking brilliant Loggains. Who could’ve seen this coming outside of anyone who’s ever watch a single down of football.
App doesn’t deserve a bowl game anyway
App doesn’t deserve a bowl game anyway
Ticketmaster fucking sucks
November 28, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Ticketmaster fucking sucks
Reading everyone else’s pie skeets
a man in a cowboy hat and yellow scarf is crawling out of a hole in the ground .
Alt: a man in a cowboy hat and yellow scarf is crawling out of a hole in the ground .
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November 26, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Reading everyone else’s pie skeets
Does Bryce Young, like, give himself the week off from practice and film after he has a good game?
November 25, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Does Bryce Young, like, give himself the week off from practice and film after he has a good game?
Oh No, disaster! What a bad idea!!
November 24, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Oh No, disaster! What a bad idea!!
That was an atrocious bit of officiating in the Purdue game there.
November 21, 2025 at 12:54 AM
That was an atrocious bit of officiating in the Purdue game there.
Caleb Wilson is giving off serious Antawn Jamison vibes
November 19, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Caleb Wilson is giving off serious Antawn Jamison vibes
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Live look at senate dems
two men in suits are standing next to each other in a room and talking .
Alt: We’ve got to protect our phony baloney jobs gentlemen.
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Live look at senate dems
Mr. Gambini… sometimes dead is better
October 24, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Mr. Gambini… sometimes dead is better
Pretty obvious the M’a have never recovered from the Enrico Palazzo game
October 20, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Pretty obvious the M’a have never recovered from the Enrico Palazzo game
God I love it when kickers miss after the coach wusses out on fourth and short in the red zone.
October 5, 2025 at 8:24 PM
God I love it when kickers miss after the coach wusses out on fourth and short in the red zone.
Checking the progress of the grass seed on the huge bare spot every single day
a man with a beard is smiling with his mouth open
Alt: a man with a beard is smiling with his mouth open
media.tenor.com
October 1, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Checking the progress of the grass seed on the huge bare spot every single day
Absolutely bonkers to me that anyone treats the American right as if they are engaging in good-faith on any issue at all.
I'm so glad you said this, because about 30 seconds ago, I published a newsletter piece detailing how conservatives have dump-trucked through all of the previously established common sense, nuanced, compromise positions on trans rights to get here: burns-notice.ghost.io/what-would-t...
September 29, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Absolutely bonkers to me that anyone treats the American right as if they are engaging in good-faith on any issue at all.