Oatman
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You can never go home again. But I guess you can shop there.
Welp time to see if the state of North Carolina can go 0-3 today.
January 3, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Welp time to see if the state of North Carolina can go 0-3 today.
This game is shit but somehow the officiating is worse
January 3, 2026 at 11:34 PM
This game is shit but somehow the officiating is worse
Congrats to Navy on winning the Liberty Bowl. Their prize will be an all-expenses-paid trip to Venezuela
January 3, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Congrats to Navy on winning the Liberty Bowl. Their prize will be an all-expenses-paid trip to Venezuela
And now I’m back to “Anyone who voted for this should never be allowed to live it down”
January 3, 2026 at 1:47 PM
And now I’m back to “Anyone who voted for this should never be allowed to live it down”
I can’t remember all the times I tried to tell myself to hold on to these moments as they pass
January 1, 2026 at 5:26 AM
I can’t remember all the times I tried to tell myself to hold on to these moments as they pass
Ray Lewis wearing earth tones - smart
January 1, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Ray Lewis wearing earth tones - smart
There’s no reasonable scenario that results in a FG here, right?
January 1, 2026 at 3:42 AM
There’s no reasonable scenario that results in a FG here, right?
If you see this post a random image from your device
December 31, 2025 at 1:01 PM
If you see this post a random image from your device
I cannot explain how happy a North Carolina team that actually dunks makes me
December 31, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I cannot explain how happy a North Carolina team that actually dunks makes me
What I’m getting out of this game is that Bama is the equivalent of the last team into the NCAA’s that everyone thought should’ve been in the NIT instead because of their actual body of work.
December 20, 2025 at 4:16 AM
What I’m getting out of this game is that Bama is the equivalent of the last team into the NCAA’s that everyone thought should’ve been in the NIT instead because of their actual body of work.
I genuinely do not remember the Hurricanes being as dirty as Florida when Maurice coached them.
December 20, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I genuinely do not remember the Hurricanes being as dirty as Florida when Maurice coached them.
That was some vintage* Oklahoma defense
*2000s era
*2000s era
December 20, 2025 at 2:12 AM
That was some vintage* Oklahoma defense
*2000s era
*2000s era
Laws are only real if they’re enforced.
December 5, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Laws are only real if they’re enforced.
ACC basketball is definitely back
December 3, 2025 at 2:29 AM
ACC basketball is definitely back
I don’t believe in karma but man it’d be funny as hell if this season’s Ole Miss team is the only one that Kiffin ever manages to get to the playoffs.
December 1, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I don’t believe in karma but man it’d be funny as hell if this season’s Ole Miss team is the only one that Kiffin ever manages to get to the playoffs.
Wife: let’s watch a family movie tonight
Me: uggggh, there’s football on
Wife: like terminator 2
🫢
Me: uggggh, there’s football on
Wife: like terminator 2
🫢
November 30, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Wife: let’s watch a family movie tonight
Me: uggggh, there’s football on
Wife: like terminator 2
🫢
Me: uggggh, there’s football on
Wife: like terminator 2
🫢
Fucking brilliant Loggains. Who could’ve seen this coming outside of anyone who’s ever watch a single down of football.
App doesn’t deserve a bowl game anyway
App doesn’t deserve a bowl game anyway
November 29, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Fucking brilliant Loggains. Who could’ve seen this coming outside of anyone who’s ever watch a single down of football.
App doesn’t deserve a bowl game anyway
App doesn’t deserve a bowl game anyway
Ticketmaster fucking sucks
November 28, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Ticketmaster fucking sucks
Reading everyone else’s pie skeets
a man in a cowboy hat and yellow scarf is crawling out of a hole in the ground .
Alt: a man in a cowboy hat and yellow scarf is crawling out of a hole in the ground .
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Reading everyone else’s pie skeets
Does Bryce Young, like, give himself the week off from practice and film after he has a good game?
November 25, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Does Bryce Young, like, give himself the week off from practice and film after he has a good game?
Oh No, disaster! What a bad idea!!
November 24, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Oh No, disaster! What a bad idea!!
That was an atrocious bit of officiating in the Purdue game there.
November 21, 2025 at 12:54 AM
That was an atrocious bit of officiating in the Purdue game there.
Caleb Wilson is giving off serious Antawn Jamison vibes
November 19, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Caleb Wilson is giving off serious Antawn Jamison vibes