Oatman
@oatman.bsky.social
You can never go home again. But I guess you can shop there.
Delusions of grandeur seem like a prerequisite
December 23, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Delusions of grandeur seem like a prerequisite
Was always more of a B’etor man myself…
December 20, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Was always more of a B’etor man myself…
Alternatively, just make bad art for yourself! I’m a terrible musician but I still play and just don’t subject other people to it because it’s fun.
December 20, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Alternatively, just make bad art for yourself! I’m a terrible musician but I still play and just don’t subject other people to it because it’s fun.
This man is about to be haunted by the ghost of Jack Tatum for Christmas
December 19, 2025 at 2:20 AM
This man is about to be haunted by the ghost of Jack Tatum for Christmas
Being a Counting Crows fan has to be the least-surprising fact I’ve ever learned about Steve Kerr
December 19, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Being a Counting Crows fan has to be the least-surprising fact I’ve ever learned about Steve Kerr
You say that, but how can Dems possibly be expected to find a better candidate in :checks watch: nearly 3 years?
December 18, 2025 at 4:10 AM
You say that, but how can Dems possibly be expected to find a better candidate in :checks watch: nearly 3 years?
Collins about to sue you for plagiarism
December 18, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Collins about to sue you for plagiarism
Maybe John Preyer can pony up for a good cause this time.
December 18, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Maybe John Preyer can pony up for a good cause this time.
Man shit, Brian Cox sucks?
December 13, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Man shit, Brian Cox sucks?
Impromptu block party
December 10, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Impromptu block party
It’s not going in our yard Russ
December 7, 2025 at 9:18 PM
It’s not going in our yard Russ
Whatever he was having delivered, I’m willing to bet it wasn’t Christmas presents for his adult children.
December 7, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Whatever he was having delivered, I’m willing to bet it wasn’t Christmas presents for his adult children.
Just mute the name…? Why make this everyone else’s problem?
December 5, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Just mute the name…? Why make this everyone else’s problem?
“Just out here calling balls and strikes”
John “Angel Hernandez” Roberts
John “Angel Hernandez” Roberts
December 5, 2025 at 7:46 PM
“Just out here calling balls and strikes”
John “Angel Hernandez” Roberts
John “Angel Hernandez” Roberts
At least some of those guys were infected with mind-controlling bugs. What’s this guy’s excuse?
December 4, 2025 at 1:58 AM
At least some of those guys were infected with mind-controlling bugs. What’s this guy’s excuse?
Hetero guy here
a man in a suit and tie stands in a crowd
Alt: a man in a suit and tie stands in a crowd yelling there are dozens of us
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Hetero guy here
(Indefensible foul call in Duke’s favor)
December 3, 2025 at 2:38 AM
(Indefensible foul call in Duke’s favor)
Too bad this was a home game and they can’t leave him on the tarmac.
November 29, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Too bad this was a home game and they can’t leave him on the tarmac.